12-11-2019, 01:28 AM | #2781 |
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Two acclaimed writers with stupid one liners.
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12-12-2019, 03:15 PM | #2782 |
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the Chinese eyes are italicized
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12-13-2019, 08:08 PM | #2783 |
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got y'all tryna peep my phallus size
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12-13-2019, 08:45 PM | #2784 |
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hating on Mcdonalds for taking out the super size
but realize when it comes to the artery flow I gotta compromise to many differences, one size fits all ain't whats civilized I want to take over excel succeed but haters ain't civilized.
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12-14-2019, 11:15 PM | #2785 |
yes really
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WTF You couldn’t excel with a Microsoft ripoff
If the master is civilized... fine then watch me kick rocks The shit stops at your clothing line speak, i got crazy facts Fuckboys fashion is big&tall pants & small shirts from baby gap |
12-17-2019, 11:09 PM | #2786 |
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burdened by bad nature
heroines on fat glaciers another bad bitch matchmaker eyes glazed counting mad paper. distinguished ignorance depending on these English presidents imported porsches from the netherlands fruit from a place I've never been trap doors for the evidence all you see is: an empty toothpaste tubes of scattered medicine this seems like a typical tuesday
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12-19-2019, 05:36 AM | #2787 |
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Switch the moon phase i peep what your crew ain't
what if i told you one mind can think in two ways the surface seems sublime to confuse fakes that's a fools faith see threw all eyes cool safe no doomed saint will hate to paint these cool planes they try to fool great but under my own rule ill tell you what the shrooms ain't Last edited by brokenhal0; 05-27-2020 at 06:52 PM. |
01-03-2020, 10:01 PM | #2788 |
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turmoil and agony
the fire burns so grasp the seed these shadows continue to drab at me I'm mesmerized and get lost in the cavity the sweetness decays swirling in exactly what lies in the fallacy I'm not sure of what is this travesty
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01-08-2020, 05:32 PM | #2789 |
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you're collateral damage, causality, performed admirably,
your whole town will be pleased when you receive a medal of honor cause that's the only time you'll be held in prestige: when your a goner all the respect you wanted, is to your seed cause your the father if you can't live your dream, then you can die!, and make it reality for those still alive, and for those that have cried for you, i'm rolling my eyes, showing up to your funereal trying to provoke them to fight, throwing blows through the night till the po-poes arrive, i'm in and out of consciences: cop's choke hold's to tight Last edited by Urban Dialect; 01-08-2020 at 05:44 PM. |
01-13-2020, 04:29 AM | #2790 |
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Roasting pigs on stakes they rotate like sirens wake
high speed chase let it cook evenly ride to space You couldn't even find a way appetizing snake circle with the sign of 8 the snares lie in wait truth staring into a liars face snagged in silence enter the lion cage walk out great you choking cause you tried the plate not so fast im not so safe little boy in blue gasping from this strangle hold I placed on you typical night get rich-ual rigid in rite ribbon eel skibbens in flight ritual rite typical bag blick em on sight the visual laugh lucifers hype bitch you get beat now your decisions ain't right pain is what your missing in life endearing torture my words will cut the love right off ya give em a slice third eye author some try harder to excel in hell sometimes barter soldering irons vaporize the permanent marker marijuana Last edited by brokenhal0; 05-27-2020 at 06:50 PM. |
01-18-2020, 02:42 PM | #2791 |
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Frere Jaques, wakin up with matted hair and vodka
didn't hear my alarm but i'll fairly shock ya that I can rise from a dream that had barely prospered any type of inspiration it could dare to offer this is typically the thing that depletes me to thrive cuz i'm physically awake but I don't feel alive a tragic Bodey, i'm trapped and lonely come on here sporadic to drop facts to homies @Chill Phil for always stayin in touch @Wise Wiggles for bein there when I was faded as fuck @dead man for writing and relayin his love @Bags for the laughs, keep on blazin it up to those of you I forgot, i can't thank you enough the ones who dissed me constantly were only makin me tough @big baby, you probly hate me, but I respected the feed critiqued my every piece, which I initially neglected to read been on here since 2010, and i know it's painfully gay i guess it made some sense to mention that i'm grateful today @Exis, @dull boy, @Genocide miss you guys
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01-20-2020, 07:46 PM | #2792 |
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For any mic man who thinks his raps are great
The only thing tight is the hand that you use to masturbate Congratulations! You got me spazzed, Now I'll ejaculate My style is infectious mutherfucker, You'll need to vaccinate But back to the real fuckin' matter at hand I'm not a rapper that kills, I just smash your raps like a batterin' ram I'm not battlin' man, I'm just lettin' off aggression Especially for messin' with the audio/text profession Next question? I think the whole 'free' scene is dope The way Netcees makes your whole team just choke 'Cause fiends is broke, Exis likes to scheme and smoke Please don't joke or watch me get emcees provoked Nope I'm just kiddin', Silly kids tryna fit in But not listenin', So seeds get shots of penicillin And there's the vaccination I was talkin' about My fascination is hackin' rappers to death, And then walkin' on out. |
01-21-2020, 12:03 AM | #2793 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Who's the best? No worries I'm solving the conundrum
Been at it for years but refuse to admit my run`s done Falsetto for the hero because to this point I've been unsung War machine, rolling up in this bitch like I'm a Gundam From my contrived conception till they distinguish the light I'm possessin' I'm the subject of all of your plight, every writer's death wish And i got that shine that's unkind to epileptics Wait till they see what I'm cooking, I've gathered a line at the concessions In the cypher spittin fire lines with @Exis, master every style young Oogway Smoother than Cool J in his heyday, watch my shoes like it's a bluray Not for the same reasons as Boosie, but because my legs go supersonic speeds That aren't even possible anatomically, i drop atom bombs on beats Well just remember if you got beef, if ever you dishonor me I got the power to have your family mourning you, that just dawned on me |
01-21-2020, 12:03 AM | #2794 |
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a little nauseous and wound, my posture is crouched
self-confidence is in the coffin and it's watchin the crowd i know i'm spiritually a rookie but i'ma cry to a cross swallow a communion cookie and drink wine like a boss find me a spot that's cushy cuz i'm just dyin to floss but you stay stuck on my pussy-- think outside of the box |
01-21-2020, 12:04 AM | #2795 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Who's the best? No worries I'm solving the conundrum
Been at it for years but refuse to admit my run`s done Falsetto for the hero because to this point I've been unsung War machine, rolling up in this bitch like I'm a Gundam From my contrived conception till they distinguish the light I'm possessin' I'm the subject of all of your plight, every writer's death wish And i got that shine that's unkind to epileptics Wait till they see what I'm cooking, I've gathered a line at the concessions In the cypher spittin fire lines with @Exis, master every style young Oogway Smoother than Cool J in his heyday, watch my shoes like it's a bluray Not for the same reasons as Boosie, but because my legs go supersonic speeds That aren't even possible anatomically, i drop atom bombs on beats Well just remember if you got beef, if ever you dishonor me I got the power to have your family mourning you, that just dawned on me |
01-21-2020, 12:22 AM | #2796 |
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i hate this economy, these taxes need to get offa me
student loans and other debts can suck a big cock for free credit score is chokin, the pressure's unbearable and my eyes are barely open thanks to the seroquel lamictal and celexa weaving through my brainwaves no signal to the vessel, yet this is how the pain stays get this shit outta my body, I just wanna be normal breathe life into my hobbies, not the mood swings immortal
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01-21-2020, 12:43 AM | #2797 |
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Well Bodey you and me are in the same Boat, b
On the phone with life asking her to "hold please" I don't think I've had a single positive thought since like '03 Credit score got me in a stranglehold, paystub is so weak How i owe everyone in my life something but acting like life owes me? It's like depression is my motif, sick of hiding in this smokescreen If happiness is just a stone throw away Why does my noodle arm only make it to these grey, cold days? I fade away colorless, uncovering my punishment Son of a bitch, I'm feeling abused like the substances |
01-21-2020, 02:12 PM | #2798 |
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yeah i get, but fuck all that negative talk
i'ma quiet that shit down like a sedative thought pull myself outta bed and write my little heart away even if it takes another prayer just to restart my day take back what's mine insteada lettin a substance own it too humble for the starbucks so i grab some dunkin donuts take a drive down A1A, soakin in that east coast scenery continue to stay in the day and hold onto it fiendishly |
01-21-2020, 02:55 PM | #2799 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Yo Bodey you're right brodie, all this "woe is me" poetry
Is like a rope around my neck that's been dragging and owning me Feels like the whole world against me but I'm only subject to my own critique Man, I'm only 25 I've yet to dig a hole for my hopes and dreams Positive energy is all it costs, the only fare for fun And though I've fallen it's just another story for the snare and drums I live another day to smile and put some air in lungs Merriment awaits, blind to the bs like i stared at the Sun |
01-21-2020, 05:24 PM | #2800 |
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Don't compare me to none...
I kill foes with astoundin' spits, My ill flows straight up found you bitch I'm runnin' thru And at number two, You still won't amount to shit First place? Pfft c'mon now, You can't even count to it Behold you dick, My dome has picked The next fatality... To mock cats, They'll drop wack Then bitch about technicalities. |
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