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WEEK II MAG: FUCK YEAH!!!
NWL WEEK II MAG Intro video WEEK III PREVIEW Ok fellas here we go. Week III will be HAIKU week. Shouldn’t be that hard it’s three lines, but I got a twist. Since this is a topical league I wanted to keep inline with the traditional format every one is used to. So with that said week three you guys are going to have write 3 HAIKUS(9 lines). Very simple right? Right. All three haikus don’t have to read like a story but each has relate to the same subject, GUN BARS. So there it is not to much more to explain. For those of you who have never written a haiku, here’s your chance to expand on your writing ability. It’s all poetry in the end. ENJOY! WEEK II BATTLE REVIEWS BY: Innovator Big Bolo vs Diablo Ok so this battle came about after big bolo challenged diablo to a match up after he decided to sign out. Diablo being one to never shy away from a battle decides to take the call out and signed back in. Honestly big bolo is in vbig trouble tbh, diablo is a vet and not just any vet, probably one of the best to do this here thing we call topicals. I don’t know who big bolo is but the kid has mad confidence like a fat kid in line at sizzlers(member?). Dude has no fear and I commend him for it. Though he’s got his hands full this week. Aside from that he’s a new cat who only battles, haven’t seen him write topicals. Although he’s got the confidence of an alias and it’s going to be interesting to see what he comes up with against diablo. For now though I’m going with the sure bet here and giving this one to diablo 80/20 John Dillinger vs Bleak Last week Dillinger came through and posted a decent topical for some one who doesn’t write topicals. A step in the right direction JD seem dedicated enough that by the end of this season I feel he’s going to elevate his writing skills. Unfortunately he was no showed and his skills wasn’t put to the test. He’s an up an coming battler here on NC so I look forward to seeing him expand his writing. Bleak no showed last week after posting 3-4 topicals in the OM since he signed up to NC? I thought that was a good sign but hey it is what it is. Read his OM’s and he’s got a firm grasp of topicals, only thing is to show. I feel like JD can take this with some effort. He needs to open his mind a bit more and let those creative juices flow. Bleak if he shows can take this as well. It’s a toss up tbh but I’m pulling for both writers to benefit from this battle, but i got JD simply becuase he seems more committed. Bleak show up. I got JD 80/20 Split Eight vs Pancakebrah Now. Another potential dope battle between 2 outstanding writers. Split no showed last week becuase he was busy dodging bullets in Detroit in his suped up rice burner. So yeah who has time to write topicals when thats going on right fellas? Anyway splits a dope write and hopefully he shows. Pancake I feel like he operates strictly on fumes when he logs on NC. I don’t know how much of a drunk he is but I assure you if he shows it will be a whimsical ride full of imagery and introspective writing. The kid has skills. As far as this match up goes, honestly for me it’s a toss up. Skill wise these guys are top tier so no need to break that down. No, this battle will be determined by who can output the most and who actually shows up. Both have a history of no showing recently but I got faith in Pancakebrah putting out some, honestly it’s been a long time for both and I’m sure the board would love to see this go down. For now though I’m going with pancake on this one. He’s quietly one of the nicest writers I’ve seen in a while. Cake 60/40 Blue Bayou vs Knucklehead This is an interesting battle. Both are know more for battling rather than topicals. Last week Knuck put out a dope effort against witty but ultimately ended up with a loss. I do feel Knuck is one of those writers that can really pick up steam once he gets going, hopefully he can build off last week and take this match. Blue on the other admitted he hasnt written a topical in 10+ years so expect some rust. Although blue is a true writer in the sense that he will definitely come with his best despite the odds(rust). He’s a HALL OF FAMER and respected battler and if his battle skills translate to topicals Knuck will have his hands full. Now Knuck is also a respects battlers with the skills to take anyone if he puts his mind to it. Definitely an interesting battle with these 2 guys. I look forward to reading this match up but I ama side with the hot hand and give it to Knuck, I think rust will play a major role in blues verse. Knuck 60/40 Witty vs Lucipher Howlz Last week Witty showed his topicals chops and actually showed wtf? Nah he put out a dope verse against Knuck and got the W. This week he faces Lucipher Howlz who’s not knower on NC that well. Although I think he’s an RR vet I’m not 100% sure on that. Either way he’s not a slouch the guy can write and always shows from what I’ve seen. Witty at it his best can’t be fucked with and I feel like this is a chance for Lucipher to make a name for himself by beating a worthy opponent early in the season. If Luci sticks around he’s def some one to look out for to steal this season from you lazy fucks. In the end though I’m sticking with witty becuase he’s known to write some amazing stuff and he’s not one to underestimate his opponents. I feel like Witty will come with his best as usual and Lucipher will have to bring his A game. Witty 70/30 Cereal vs Innovator Ok so cereal either plays a character or is actually crazy. Last season he was a bit of a weirdo who posted non stop until no one payed attention then he bounced from what ever corner of the internet he’s from, possibly from RR. Anyway put that aside and dude is a dope writer with a unique style of his own. He’s a creative writer who can twist any subject he gets into his own creation. Seriously the guy can write. I gotta come out my ass for this one fellas. Cereal although a talented writer can get lost his own thoughts and that what I’m hoping for. That he completely ignores all red flags and writes about apples. Should be an easy win for. Inno100/0 WEEK I Battle Reviews By: Witty Quote:
OUTRO Ok folks that’s it for now, week I will be edited in tomorrow as witty lives in a different time Zone than me and he doesn’t get drunk at the same time as I do to write these things. Last week was winner in my book and 2 people signed out but 2 signed in so that’s a good sign for the league. Hopefully we got more sign ups as the weeks go. As far as mags go, like I said in the intro video, you guys keep showing Up and I’ll keep churning these out for you fags. And as the weeks progress I will be able to add more content such as power rankings, interviews, champ and contender matches which will be highlighted in future mags. Looking forward to next week and I hope you guys are aswell. I enjoy doing this as long as you guys permit me to. Next week will be something new so I hope you peeps are as excited as I am. Enjoy this week and VOTE!!!! Until next week,I’m out- INNO @Diablo @John Dillinger @Witty @Knucklehead @bleak @Blue Bayou @Cereal @Split Eight @PancakeBrah @Big Bolo @Lucipher Howlz Last edited by Inno; 10-01-2018 at 09:24 PM. |
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09-26-2018, 09:58 AM | #3 |
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Disappointed that Inno didnt yell at his kids to calm down in this video but the AC kicking in at the end was a nice touch.
Nice mag. My drunk posting is actually pretty minimal nowadays.
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09-26-2018, 09:17 PM | #5 |
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Why do we have topics if this is haiku gunbar week or whatever
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09-26-2018, 09:22 PM | #6 |
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That'd week 3 my guy.
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09-26-2018, 09:48 PM | #8 |
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Nope I only read AK mags
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09-27-2018, 06:06 AM | #9 |
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Ok so you can pretty much just fuck off then.
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09-27-2018, 07:36 AM | #10 |
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witty the pic was of the aftermath of a nuke in japan. the man was tempted to chuckle because it RHYMED and i FORCED IT DUH. also because he's left to succumb to nuclear radiation death and everything is gone and there are shadow people burned into the scenery from the nuke and basically everything is gone and he doesn't know how to deal with it so he CHUCKLED. thanks for the breakdown tho. even tho i could barely muster what i did i was still hoping for people to read/feed so thanks doggie
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Awesome mag! I really enjoy these. Just to clarify I'm not a vet from RR I'm a vet from LA
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Witty glossed over my verse. Sadface.jpg
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