09-05-2018, 12:46 PM | #1 | |
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Dine In - Get Carried Out.
I'd like to thank you all for coming to my party venue
I got bars full of punches and a bunch of gin too But before the function starts and the harlets get loose Let me tell you bout this cart and bizarre menu I've prepared a special dish named The-Bitch-Made-Stew With a subtle hint of pussy and a scent of ass juice Plus a dozen cans of trash and a cup of Fagu Crusty jargon, shredded garbage & a clump of fan boos Then I mixed it all together with a rusty ass spoon Let it brew for 20 minutes over temperature reduced Next I cut the fire off and threw in some ice cubes made of vinegar and salt and a pint of high school ...tears that were cried by the type of white pube who got jumped all the time cos he "kinda" liked dudes Now he "tuff" online and he tries ta write "cool" But who can trust the lies of a guy with IQ ...score so low Gayskittle feels aroused Cos a single digit number is a lunch for pedophiles Prolly cummin as he's readin while he's munchin on a child But ya'll came here for supper not for yesterday's chow So getting back on topic: I shot pasta at his head Knocked the noodle out his egg with a choppa that went "blocka" like I dropped the pots and pans Used his blood for the broth (going off n going HAM) Put the biscuit to his loaf - left his clothes full of jam Now he soakin and he sad in his special med-bed as a total quadriplegic - that's a vegetable with legs He a chicken so I beat em and I battered him ta death Banana clipped em from a distance left em stiff as John McCain Pressed the razor to his face, I've been know to Bobby FLAY All my victims when I skin em, then I slop em on the plate or turn them sissies into stew like I've made for you today But wait for the disclaimer cos it taste like bitch traits, and backstabbing faggot with some bitter disgrace The ingredient of course is that wigger Reel Nix Plus his shitty ass lyrics where he never kills shit But I promise if you eat it you'd feel better off sick Cos I rather drink ebola than a bowl of that piss Bitch.
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