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Old 09-05-2018, 12:46 PM   #1
ACTIVATE SELF
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Default Dine In - Get Carried Out.

I'd like to thank you all for coming to my party venue
I got bars full of punches and a bunch of gin too
But before the function starts and the harlets get loose
Let me tell you bout this cart and bizarre menu
I've prepared a special dish named The-Bitch-Made-Stew
With a subtle hint of pussy and a scent of ass juice
Plus a dozen cans of trash and a cup of Fagu
Crusty jargon, shredded garbage & a clump of fan boos
Then I mixed it all together with a rusty ass spoon
Let it brew for 20 minutes over temperature reduced
Next I cut the fire off and threw in some ice cubes
made of vinegar and salt and a pint of high school
...tears that were cried by the type of white pube
who got jumped all the time cos he "kinda" liked dudes
Now he "tuff" online and he tries ta write "cool"
But who can trust the lies of a guy with IQ
...score so low Gayskittle feels aroused
Cos a single digit number is a lunch for pedophiles
Prolly cummin as he's readin while he's munchin on a child
But ya'll came here for supper not for yesterday's chow
So getting back on topic: I shot pasta at his head
Knocked the noodle out his egg with a choppa
that went "blocka" like I dropped the pots and pans
Used his blood for the broth (going off n going HAM)
Put the biscuit to his loaf - left his clothes full of jam
Now he soakin and he sad in his special med-bed
as a total quadriplegic - that's a vegetable with legs
He a chicken so I beat em and I battered him ta death
Banana clipped em from a distance left em stiff as John McCain
Pressed the razor to his face, I've been know to Bobby FLAY
All my victims when I skin em, then I slop em on the plate
or turn them sissies into stew like I've made for you today
But wait for the disclaimer cos it taste like bitch traits,
and backstabbing faggot with some bitter disgrace
The ingredient of course is that wigger Reel Nix
Plus his shitty ass lyrics where he never kills shit
But I promise if you eat it you'd feel better off sick
Cos I rather drink ebola than a bowl of that piss

Bitch.
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