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Old 07-14-2018, 08:52 AM   #1
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Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:55 AM   #2
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Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!
Was playing the XBOXone game with my son last night on XBOXLive. Good times listening to pre-teens say the word nigger while their little voices cracked. I was fucking them up. My choice of weapon when playing as Jason is the AX or Spear.

OH, and it's a movie, bro. Get a grip. Or become famous for starting Jason Vorhees diet meal plan trend.
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Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!
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Old 07-14-2018, 09:58 AM   #4
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Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!
Phil. lol I did the smokers lung laugh and cough. ‘Besides slamming people into trees.’

I’ve shaken it off now and need to tell you... Jason is dead. It’s unlikely he requires food. I mean, a majority of his life he’s somehow confined to being undead at the bottom of Crystal Lake.

The guy can crush a skull with his bare hands it seems. I don’t ever see him working out, but I assume he does. He looks like a lumberjack but 99% of his time he’s sedentary. He’s be so malnourished and scrawny. But nah. He’s built like a retard obsessed with shake weights. Fish probably live in his stomach.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:03 PM   #5
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Phil. lol I did the smokers lung laugh and cough. ‘Besides slamming people into trees.’

I’ve shaken it off now and need to tell you... Jason is dead. It’s unlikely he requires food. I mean, a majority of his life he’s somehow confined to being undead at the bottom of Crystal Lake.

The guy can crush a skull with his bare hands it seems. I don’t ever see him working out, but I assume he does. He looks like a lumberjack but 99% of his time he’s sedentary. He’s be so malnourished and scrawny. But nah. He’s built like a retard obsessed with shake weights. Fish probably live in his stomach.
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Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!

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JASON VORHEES?
I'LL FUCK YOUR FACE AND POUR BLEACH
ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE SHORT SLEEVE, BASIC SPORT TEE
I CANT RELATE TO YOUR SCHEMES.
ALL I DO NOW IS FUCK 8'S THATS 40.
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THEYRE 5'S BUT THAT SYSTEM AIN'T MY SCORING
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I'LL EAT A CAKE AND SNORT KIEF
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BE AT YOUR PLACE NEXT MORNING TO GRAB A PLATE OF YOUR CHEESE
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TEAM.
ITS GETTING REDUNDANT.
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JASON VORHEES?
I'LL FUCK YOUR FACE AND POUR BLEACH
ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE SHORT SLEEVE, BASIC SPORT TEE
I CANT RELATE TO YOUR SCHEMES.
ALL I DO NOW IS FUCK 8'S THATS 40.
AFTER DIVISION
THEYRE 5'S BUT THAT SYSTEM AIN'T MY SCORING
STRETCHED THAT
BUT FUCK IT YALL LOSERS GAY AND BORE ME
I'LL EAT A CAKE AND SNORT KIEF
BEFORE SHOOTING AT YOUR PLACE OF MOURNING
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TEAM.
ITS GETTING REDUNDANT.
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