Allen Knight [VS] Destroyer [Destroyer WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Allen Knight @Destroyer

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due TUESDAY,
  July 22nd 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due MONDAY, July 21st 2014
• Voting ends Saturday July 26th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours
• You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• Limit MUST be agreed upon

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Destroyer]

how the fuck u even get let back into the summer classic scene tho?
when u shit all over the first take like u were making 'suck my cockuccino'
listen chico, I'm old and losing hair, but it's u who needs to quit
so please forgive my New York lisp when I say that alopecia shit
i fire off space jam weapons to defeat a challenge
so u can call me Marvin the Martian when I bring the Heat Ray Allen
des will leave u stranded in locks, after i slam u with shots
until Al is in chains screaming 'I'm the man in the box'
I'm gonna find u, & run u over in a truck or range rover
scrape u off the street & make Allen stew, like it's the fucking Hangover
u ain't clever bitch & this is as far as u will ever get
anyone saying Allen & 'round three' is talking bout how many organs I left u with

[Paradigm]

It's either...
I re-open this. -3votes to Allen.
It stays closed because Allen missed two extensions.
or
You guys just post the battle in the BA.

Rules are Rules but I don't care if the opponent wants to be lenient. Decide asap @Destroyer.

[Destroyer]

fuck it, open it

[Paradigm]

Re-Opened.

-3 votes to @Allen Knight. Post ASAP.

[Destroyer]

yeah, if he doesn't post in like an hour, fuck him

[Paradigm]

Battle closed. Destroyer wins via No Show.