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Old 07-22-2019, 11:40 AM   #1
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Old 07-22-2019, 05:54 PM   #2
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Old 07-22-2019, 08:44 PM   #3
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3 guys walk into a bar....
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Old 07-23-2019, 12:57 AM   #4
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Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars
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Old 07-23-2019, 08:25 AM   #5
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.
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Old 07-23-2019, 09:21 AM   #6
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

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Old 07-23-2019, 10:21 AM   #7
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Old 07-23-2019, 04:49 PM   #8
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Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

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Old 07-23-2019, 05:05 PM   #9
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Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

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Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts
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Old 07-23-2019, 07:40 PM   #11
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Old 07-23-2019, 07:56 PM   #12
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lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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Old 07-23-2019, 08:07 PM   #13
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:36 AM   #18
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Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..





..drum.rolllllllll....









...Cause that bitch is fucking goofy
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