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View Poll Results: what would u do if you see me | |||
Smash | 2 | 16.67% | |
kiss | 0 | 0% | |
eat pussy | 1 | 8.33% | |
spend more time with you | 3 | 25.00% | |
RICAN | 9 | 75.00% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll |
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05-16-2016, 09:53 PM | #1 |
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what would u do if you see me
What would u do if you see me
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05-16-2016, 10:10 PM | #2 |
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05-16-2016, 11:06 PM | #4 |
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Respect the Rican option u fucking animal smh.
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05-17-2016, 03:00 AM | #5 |
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Id approach and ask, hello mi lady. Would you happen to be silver? Then kiss your palm, and introduce myself. I'd ask you if you would like to go on a walk with me, I'd ask you how your day was going and have some small talk. I'd take you to dinner and get you some lobster and steak. I'd buy the finest bottle of champagne because someone like you deserves only the finest. I'd ask you to runaway with me, and not look back. I'd take you back to my place after about 3 hours. I'd tell you the night was fun but it's about to get real. I'd start off licking the ash from your neck, writing my name on it with my tongue. Then either my hands I'd unzip your jeans and slide my finger through the dick whole in your underwear. I'd remove your rip biggien shirt and your bra and caress on your lovely breast with my knee caps. I'd whisper in your ear, "hey lil mama" I'll head over to the kitchen and grab a bag from under the sink. Id tell you to close your eyes. And lay down. I'll smack your ass and watch little clouds of ash form in the air like lebrons pre game ritual. Then I'll stop, because a mere mortal like myself doesn't deserve to enter a temple like yours.
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05-17-2016, 04:51 AM | #6 |
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Hulk smash.
In the face.
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05-17-2016, 04:51 AM | #7 |
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Just kidding, Lars <3 Roro xoxoxox
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05-17-2016, 06:25 AM | #8 |
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I'd write a sick club banger for you, the likes of which has not been seen.
and then i'd ask you which hook of yours you wanna use. but.. can't just read- i'd have you spit them before we pick. Then I'd say you're too much for me babe. Then, although at the time it will seem like my pinnacle work, I would Hand you the club banger lyrics (as if the verses meant nothing to me, even though they meant everything).. for you to keep and make a hot single from. I'm G'd up from the Feet up - what the bruck u expect? And if you felt frisky -yeah whatever you want, as long as i got off too. |
05-17-2016, 06:44 AM | #9 |
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Call animal control
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05-17-2016, 08:28 AM | #10 |
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05-17-2016, 11:37 AM | #11 |
100%
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05-17-2016, 12:08 PM | #12 |
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05-17-2016, 01:34 PM | #13 |
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Repped.
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05-17-2016, 02:30 PM | #14 |
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Glad to see we still have standards.
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05-17-2016, 11:06 PM | #15 | |
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05-18-2016, 04:30 AM | #16 |
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@NYCSPITZ
Thanks, fellow new yorker. *note to self- continue publicly insinuating that nyspcitz is talented* The thing about that post is I mean every word of it. It's not a post for posts' sake. I was pretty confident in its merits (with or without acknowledgement), but I guess it doesn't hurt that you were in a rebellious attitude, and used your enjoyment of the post as a vehicle to get things off your chest. Don't worry, your Soul assignment is still on the docket. I have been busy with other things but I will eventually get to it. |
05-18-2016, 06:55 AM | #17 |
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05-18-2016, 08:10 AM | #18 | |
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Lol at being mad at "lame dickriding and FRIENDSHIPS" lmfaooolooo This sad ass chink fagot mad he can't make friends online Smh |
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05-18-2016, 08:54 AM | #19 |
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lol why do you stay on my dick? You don't matter to anybody except your mother you big boned low iq faggot. I'm not sad but you're generally a dumbass and a loser begging for approval?
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05-18-2016, 08:55 AM | #20 |
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Plus you have emotional swings like a female and you're 30. I need to see some more manhood out of you you wigger...anyways time to get this $$$$ brb
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