Pinot Grij vs. Swerve - SWERVE WINS

[For Battling]

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday Jan 25th and will be open until Sunday.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

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@Pinot Grij @Swerve

[Swerve]

let's aim for 10

[Pinot Grij]

@Swerve 10

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city
Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box
This dude desperately wants to be sexually harrassed by a guy
You heard about Larry Nassar, then decided to give gymnastics a try
If you think my whole crew ain't fucked ur girl, then keep dreaming
We gangin’ up on Love behind closed doors like the Cavs team meeting
You wrestle with ur concepts, s’why you’ll never be truly great
You do a couple cool flips that we quickly forget.. Swerve’s a cruiserweight

[Swerve]

Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine
Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.
Did swag and flow against Orc, now punches leave you faded as well,
I kill in the ring, so you may be zack morris, but you won’t be saved by the bell.
Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene
And when you do try to fuck, you don’t slay…you sure aint killin em,
Girls go through your legs without hitting anything…they feel like Marcus Williams.

[Strikta]

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city
...Nah
Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box
...Niice
This dude desperately wants to be sexually harrassed by a guy
You heard about Larry Nassar, then decided to give gymnastics a try
...Lold
If you think my whole crew ain't fucked ur girl, then keep dreaming
We gangin’ up on Love behind closed doors like the Cavs team meeting
...Ok
You wrestle with ur concepts, s’why you’ll never be truly great
You do a couple cool flips that we quickly forget.. Swerve’s a cruiserweight
...Not effective

Vs.

Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine
...Ok
Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.
...Cool
Did swag and flow against Orc, now punches leave you faded as well,
I kill in the ring, so you may be zack morris, but you won’t be saved by the bell.
...Nah
Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene
...Cool
And when you do try to fuck, you don’t slay…you sure aint killin em,
Girls go through your legs without hitting anything…they feel like Marcus Williams.
...Ok

All in all this was close, prolly closer than it shoulda been. I think Swerves rusty. Overall he had a more consistent verse & he barely takes it imo. Pinot had a cpl bars I liked but his misses hurt him here. Neither had anything that wowd me, that's for sure.

Cool lil battle.

Vote- Swerve

[For Battling]

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city
lol ok
Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box
nice
This dude desperately wants to be sexually harrassed by a guy
You heard about Larry Nassar, then decided to give gymnastics a try
decent
If you think my whole crew ain't fucked ur girl, then keep dreaming
We gangin’ up on Love behind closed doors like the Cavs team meeting
thoughtt this was fire
You wrestle with ur concepts, s’why you’ll never be truly great
You do a couple cool flips that we quickly forget.. Swerve’s a cruiserweight
wasnt feelin this


Vs


Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine
ok
Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.
cool concept. I liked this
Did swag and flow against Orc, now punches leave you faded as well,
I kill in the ring, so you may be zack morris, but you won’t be saved by the bell.
good one here
Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene
good again
And when you do try to fuck, you don’t slay…you sure aint killin em,
Girls go through your legs without hitting anything…they feel like Marcus Williams.
decent

Wow this was a really close battle. Surprised at how this turned out tbh. Both had dope verses and only 1 miss in the entire battle, which came from Pinot. I thought Pinot would catch a body here and after reading his verse I thought to myself no way can swerve top that, but nope swerve came correct for damn sure and had a combo of fresh concepts with nice execution. Good shit. Good job both of you but swerve gets it here.

Vote Swerve

[Maximus]

I dunno man I expected more from Pinot but he came short tbh, voting booth line didn't work for me, only felt the team meeting bar. for Swerve he was consistent, all his bars did hit to me so he gets my vote
v/Swerve

[Suthaveli]

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city

like, i can vision where you were going w.this line but i felt it was incomplete or missing a few key components on the way i envision it hittin.

Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box

This was nice.


This dude desperately wants to be sexually harrassed by a guy
You heard about Larry Nassar, then decided to give gymnastics a try

Nah, this didn't work for me bruh.

If you think my whole crew ain't fucked ur girl, then keep dreaming
We gangin’ up on Love behind closed doors like the Cavs team meeting

lol, i actually like this. Been seeing alot of Cav punches.

You wrestle with ur concepts, s’why you’ll never be truly great
You do a couple cool flips that we quickly forget.. Swerve’s a cruiserweight

meh.


vs


Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine

twas ok. a bit expected against him.

Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.

decent

Did swag and flow against Orc, now punches leave you faded as well,
I kill in the ring, so you may be zack morris, but you won’t be saved by the bell.

sorry bro, this was too old for me. i like that it did reflect a current event tho.

Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene

vry old against him, but i did like the line.

And when you do try to fuck, you don’t slay…you sure aint killin em,
Girls go through your legs without hitting anything…they feel like Marcus Williams.

fair.


ok, i actually read this twice. Pulse quoted lines were much stronger, but the the non quotes weren't too great. While swerve came a bit more consistent but the strength in his lines weren't there for me. but tbh swerve rly didn't hv a bad line just played ideas.

Mvgt-@Swerve

[WRATH]

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

@Swerve 10

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city

Okay

Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box

Weak connection

This dude desperately wants to be sexually harrassed by a guy
You heard about Larry Nassar, then decided to give gymnastics a try

Tf nah

If you think my whole crew ain't fucked ur girl, then keep dreaming
We gangin’ up on Love behind closed doors like the Cavs team meeting

Light

You wrestle with ur concepts, s’why you’ll never be truly great
You do a couple cool flips that we quickly forget.. Swerve’s a cruiserweight

Nah

Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine

Not to say its played cause i would never read a pinot battle, but sheesh this is as vanilla as a line gets

Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.

Nah dumb

Did swag and flow against Orc, now punches leave you faded as well,
I kill in the ring, so you may be zack morris, but you won’t be saved by the bell.

Light asf

Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene

This is good

And when you do try to fuck, you don’t slay…you sure aint killin em,
Girls go through your legs without hitting anything…they feel like Marcus Williams.

Nah



V draw

But if i had to pick i guess voting booth and cavs outweigh faint pulse

V pinot

[Destroyer]

Pinot has voting booth and Love

Swerve had raptors logo, saved by the bell and pulse

Decent battle, I got the Canadian with one more quotable

V:swerve

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

This ho’s shitty, I hate when Canadians act like they so gritty
Don’t make me raise my voice,,, and start an avalanche that buries your whole city
Ur known for never voting, dude just boogies once he drops
This ain't a voting booth,, but it will be curtains after I put you in a box

those lines were fire but the rest of your verse wasnt as good.

Welcome to your funeral bud, here you wane and decline,
So when I leave Pinot Grij in oak….trust I’m not aging and flavoring wine
Your girl loves my pipe, you cant do the job, you passive homo,
When its in her jaws, she clawing my balls till they look like the Raptors logo.
Read that verse and boy you’ve fallen off, no longer living the dream,
You’ve become such a faint pulse...your career should be pronounced dead at the scene

dope verse. Only the closer was a complete miss for me. This is probably your best verse since youve been back.

Vote- Swerve. he was more consistent.

Bye...

[Mr. J]

That voting booth & Cavs line from Pinot was pretty well done, but I couldn't ride with that opener that seemed kind of off to me.

Swerve had the opener, Raptors logo, and the Marcus Williams closer.

After peeping the gymnastics flip I think it's pretty close.
I guess it comes down to preference. And I think Swerve had the fresher flips. Gotta give it to him.

[For Battling]

Swerve Wins 7-1