07-13-2014, 09:19 PM | #1 |
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[RESERVE BATTLE] Doug Funny [VS] Certain [Certain WINS]
The Summer Classic VII Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament @Certain @Doug Funny Winner of this advances into next round in a no show spot. Not guaranteed. Rules Due Dates:
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07-14-2014, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise. If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking. The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working. I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney. This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me. You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie. Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me. Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi. |
07-15-2014, 06:05 PM | #3 | |
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Use my name as a game plan and u in trouble bruh
Cuz if u try to run 'ah play around.... Imma Fuckin beat you til you huddle-up dying is your only option of course Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse... Quote:
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match Last edited by Doug Funny; 07-15-2014 at 06:28 PM. |
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07-15-2014, 06:32 PM | #4 |
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If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working. Eh, pretty obvious name flip but IMO was nicely worded w/ potential to actually land more of an impact if worded/executed a little more harsher. vs dying is your only option of course Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse... .. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny Those were ok, the nameflip off your own name was cool and the beyond was ok, rest was blah'ish to me... Seemed like you rushed this and didn't put forth much thought or effort, tbh. Anyways, ok'ish battle. Never really saw Cert battle before but he's a lot better then what I expected and Doug seemed to rush his verse cause I've seen better stuff/material from him. I think Cert's punches were there but lacked harshness/sting and the one bar quoted actually could have been dope if worded executed a lot harsher then it was. Doug had the 2 I quoted which were ok but I got him taking this match with just an overall tad bit better verse. v/Doug |
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07-16-2014, 12:23 PM | #6 |
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replace A.C
vs Walters son (lotb) I have this even on quotes, but I have Doug with lotb with that Walter jr. line, that shit was bonkers. A.C. Slater line was clever as hell too, but Doug's hit harder v/funnyman |
07-16-2014, 12:27 PM | #7 |
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Funny bone, AC
vs. Breaking bad I think Certain took this one. Though his wording wasn't all that great, the 2 lines that I quoted were pretty cool. Doug Funny was very indirect and I wasn't feeling most of his verse. V/ Certain |
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07-16-2014, 04:54 PM | #9 |
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Nice battle I enjoyed both verses. For me, it came down to the AC line versus the Walter White line. The Walter JR line was just too funny and edged the battle out. Everything else was even to me but Doug just snuck it with a better line. Certain impressed me too, though. I see this going down to the wire.
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07-16-2014, 07:48 PM | #10 |
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.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match Certain This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me. You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie. Got Doug taking this one by a small margin, y'all both dropped a lot of filler but I feel he hit with one more line than Certain, whoever wins will have to step it up next round
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AC and funny bone, although funny could have been worded to be LOTB
Walter and beyond doubt hit, overall though certain got this w/ consistency v/certain |
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07-17-2014, 02:56 PM | #13 |
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Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise. This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me. You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie. I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice i thought doug's quote was the lotb but not by too much... seen enough breaking bad flips where it wasn't a massive hit for me but still clever. close battle but I thought certains verse as a whole was stronger and more consistent v/certain |
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Fucking cringe at every one of Amens votes. Gotske was my facebook status. Certain just had better non ill advised, funnier lines. I think maybe one 'miss' in my book. Dougs breaking bad line was not bad. idk abot lotb, and even so the consistency wasnt there, a more humor rich verse wouldve sealed the deal, but that wasnt the case. Certain.
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Use my name as a game plan and u in trouble bruh
Cuz if u try to run 'ah play around.... Imma Fuckin beat you til you huddle-up Played dying is your only option of course Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse... Light .. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny Eh I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice Lmao. Hilarious. But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match Whatever Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame. No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise. Takin the approach of battling him as tho hes doug funny was a bad look imo. Its corny. Punch itself is ok....but its lame to me. If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking. The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working. This is played I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney. Still on sum doug shit....but i dug this one This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me. You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie. Testify. Nice bar. Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me. Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi. This is ok....im not a fan of sports punches....this was ok tho This was close....i glanced over both verses again before deciding. .id say certain was more consistent. Niether missed badly....doug didnt really miss....but he wasnt really doin anything big to hurt certqin. Just sum light jabs...if that. Walter white lotb but certain had atleast 2 quotes vs that 1 V certain |
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I got certain squeezing by, AC line was dope tbh, then jabbed his way to a win, Doug breaking bad line was dope, beyond line hit though the tactic has been done before
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