Cereal vs. PharaohsArmy (no-rules Topical)

[Pharaohs Army]

@Cereal
If you're up for it. Allow me to set up the details, and u check in - if u r interested...
just warmup practice/spar for us both. we're so messy.
If you promise to take a bit more than a 5-15 minute key, then I'll promise to bring the same and spend just a "wittle tyme" on it!~ but not Too much, of course.
If AOWL resumes, or Lars' new league formulates the DUE DATE HERE CAN BE PUSHED BACK....
If those don't happen: I'd recommend we could drop "earlier", relatively speakin'.
Thanks Cereal if you accept---
No rules here...you are free to be as creative as u wish.
I MAY (at least for part) attempt to mock your style (spoiler alert)...BUT, I may just do a traditional my own style. We shall see, all depends if u check in & If

@Diablo @sral selects our TOPIC...
KNOW we're jumping the gun here, on your random-spin league & also the laggy AOWL...
You have been tagged to select a topic, pic or quote, for a classic Cereal/Pharaohs clash/ warmup, b4 those even resume.

***DUE relatively soon, LATER date IF other 2 leagues materialize&we busy***
Cereal, no limits I guess, but I was gonna guestimate I'd go 20-36 or so...eh? big range. GL... thx Lars. {Can't face U yet cuz I'm burnt out & need warmup here}

[Cereal]

respect do the dew

[sral]

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Cereal

respect do the dew

Just based on setting this matchup, what came out already is 75+ lines of (more) new pharaoh netcees-centric, meta, feedback satire critique...which appears to be over half of my material these days...

Cereal this was set up w/ no rules cuz of the possibility of this happening...
As it's VERY early since the match was set, I could certainly "attempt" another 25 or SO lines of a "more traditional" "relate2tha pic" "perhaps a story and/or characters" in a SECOND quick drop (secondary option for the topical)

IF that second drop happened I'd be right about 100 LINES
I guestimated 20-36 before your mere check-in presence inspired my satire.

I don't expect you to match that much if you don't want...the length u choose it the length u want...but, you could post twice too (if quick before voting)...remember no rulez...(to make it fair)...

So, this is just what comes out. SKIM IT/USE IT IDC..

***perhaps attempt at more traditional&shorter verse soon...thx...this is for the sport, as we know... hope u don't mind a few sexuality disses... nothing personal just trying to entertain, in my shallow low-brow fashion...as u can see, IF you wish u can write to tha pic or if u want insult me/your opponent, or whoever since I cheated w/ that kinda shit***

NO DUE date 4 u...since I've written far more than I expected and may drop a second.

Enough of the CARD, here's something to start:
(thx again lars)

[Pharaohs Army]

The Master or the Apprentice?:

I’m the master of All apprentices:
The jack of all tradez – master of none, especially biting sentences….p’rforming th’m faster
…or slow, “w/ a laggard”—flow?
There’s really No in between.
Like hal0, cereal &i have been collaborating
,behind the scenes.
.Not rilly. (It’s)Jst unlimited line counts,
“Wi’e Wiggle”mInd-fucks,,
aliases ‘n trolls either leading us to reply, or trailing behind us
unfocused,scattered, all ova’tha map is the feed – they remind us
as they secretly access Archives & rewind us
while idiots r cyphering ‘bout dicks ‘n vaginas? – moderators (&hosts)?, are quick’ta fix-(up) the lineup!
facing everybody 60 times prior,
,w/ NO comedic Repertoire – but a drug habit – like Richard Pryor-
theze DUMB rabbits should “avoid this fire”, [uh-heh]
the moisture’s dryer when my \opponents’ wit(s) – hits—lickedy split: i’m inspired
by (not the quill,) but the wick ‘n the lighter
my personal apprentice HERE, yes,ce-real my Dear
the sickest of writers, never 1 ta bitch about
Violence.
.my mistake. Hey. YOU r the master,
go second, sensei, Buddah’s retired.
bite on anything u want here, after all, ur last verse told me it was True... I’m Tiired
but the couch can’t contain my energy
@tha risk of Kung’s homo-sexual questioning
i may even adopt some’v my opponent’s/student’s/master’s: feminine tendencies[ADVENTAGEOUS?]
your Royal Excellency? – Allow me to be yor platonic date to Cinderella’s ball
My, how the mighty fall. When the writings on the wall; the entire site trained us fer’this Brawll.
i mean
bear in mind, that Baron Mynd’s no-show was 1take
it was about a troubled woman. it MAY ‘ve been due sunday
my student-pupil has to WAIT until (it’s) hump-day
i don’t think a “free” could convince thee audience – you’re UNTRAINED
UGly.
well, @least ur Not Fake
tho I don’t need a Catholic church
i-Have ur wackest verse but it’s not saved
cuz a wordplay referenced “child-rape”
take a hint from hal0, who makes it basically CHILD’s PLAY
yeaa-
all 3 of us write-for Kids; like Edith Nesbit:
They know it’s the best shit cuz we practice 1-2s where if u talk shit u get ur neck slit or observe[] how fast the tech spits
cereal?, plz PM me yor topical verse here, or e-mail,or text it.
Or Chew On It Like A Rabbit – JESSICA
or chew on it like a rabbit.
topical phonetic porn?
u followed me & blew me;like , my proFessed sexuality didn’t matter
the only reason i brought it up is some’a the Pictures from ur avatar:
mmmm CANDY Caught me sneaking battle-bars
into the topical cuz i Said we Had.ta.spar.
readerz didn’t Get very far!...maybe(b)cuz before i knew sinacog in 2015 i (literally)Spit FAIRIE BARZ
um cereal, I’LL handle ‘dis verse – u can do the 7th inning stretch : Harry Caray star
after this let’s check on the state laws of where the same-sex[gay] Marriage R
i’ve left my mind ajar, to wander Wide&Far
fuck a dead painter: U be Aladdin, & i’m Jafar
why is This-This? – it’s just the “kind-we-arre”
chaotic. (Kinda) like my relation to tha topic in this writer spar
the pines. the oaks. the dialogue of Scar
when master’s writing bars the first day is the earliest
RIGHT YOU ARE
TIME to DROP before the lightning bolt--StrIkes us Dowwnn
behind stone, in-a medieval town,
castle Grows?(,)when u Made me Reed it – we practice flowz
-!your Master knows there is a key to something about your Bladed Thesis
let’s post depressing shit that l8er on we’ll tear to pieces
Dope Girl’s my ice queen as IF she came from Greenland
Cereal Killer’s ice cream tempted Emcee squared – (mainly?)- the reese’s pieces.
In 2023 a collection of tex’ sites could collaborate on a better bible than the time of Jesus:
…is That so rude?... who ThoughWeBlew?
(&) Who Taught Who?
perhaps Lars can tell u where this moth flew,
when he saw rhyemz , like’his thoughts do
offtune….i thought i lost u ~ ;-(
================================
edit: my cheating will cost u.
i seem to be awful \(i)didn't mean 2 accost u. ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmJ1uUPlpx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHGGYiYNld4

[Cereal]

Hey, stop - whats happening here:
..
...



I am a cherry pie, in the morn.. the drew drops forming
sure as sure can be when yawning while fawning
hard core exploring before loitering on lawn each storm hits
bored between bordem and forwarning

The Law of the land is as fat and word lore untorn
in a new years wish of before yours i support but to inform you i am poor
nah i am norse - itself
off the shelf

TOP SHELF infact - splat
trying to make an impact in the cement jungle where only the wild roses
SCAT-TAR..altar that farther further down the line maybe SHAT-ER
holy moses

did you know most people die alone from over self exposure and its aroma
no sir not this
kitty kat riff raff missmatch hybrid still in bed
with her bed hair..

this is just the morning news..
the over thrown vomit bucket sitting near my blue swayed shoes
the buckle that sits on them new - new but bruised

like a vashion victim suckling the threaded section waiting to be called consumption

assuming

I am here to report
..

DAY one
on the moon us

This nazi camp smells like rotten tomatoes
a potato gun and all the mother missmatched out her halo - sun
son
to be or not to be
as pluto ressurects each cosmic dust cloud
the wolfs planets defour the virginity of the merucrys rub down
venus golden then blue
the evening news new label is espn - if you use old spice mixed with brute

the triffin is low.. the total recall of being labotimized named..

Denis Quad comes over the screen
"the devil is in the details, and the stage is set"
"This is our new favourite holiday melanea available in the streets..
stepped on, stepped on but yet oh so discreet..
wet like uncut heroin caressed each set to the shower"

waiting breaking breaking news in breaking news - weeeee have just been hit by a metor shower......

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by Cereal

...in breaking news - weeeee have just been hit by a metor shower......

as you can see, biting cereal is the key to my power
oh yea, also? rapping. writing & reading for hours
your editor at large seemed 2 ignore the pic-ture:
(phara) coulda said ANYTHING - Even Picasso!
some h8 me, other see me recently & see-this feat as impossible:
u think i give a motherfuck about discord, or if i crash the main site?
take flight. like 4-5 trax dropped here in a month...i'm all OVER the place - like Lars?: this is my FOURTY-EIGHTH i.d. -- we're all the Same Guy. [heh-heh]
Wigga's practicin' gunbars; like they Take Lives?
red 1 "barc" verse? - start w/ the end rhyme, then thro(like)anInternal - 8 Times?
aftr practicing on blue's name - E's sucha sport [e wants my mixtape] (as i)fed 'is wife red wine str8 off tha grapevine!
cuz l.g.i. came back 'n tol' me it was game-time
"red" saint & geno's sh1t started cutting my armz w/ a steaknife
my shit make u laff like answer had me as a guest on LateNight
w/ david letterman |u knew phara would throw(in)his gay-shit anyway
maybe 2 many hitch videos on utube-- (dis kid)"tinks" e's sum Contrarian Heavyweight
how long can we milk the AO(W)L pics so frank can masterbate 'n meditate?
cereal u ain't no student | more-like, my glorified - secret8ry

[sral]

DONT YOU DARE MENTION MY NAME WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION FAGGOT

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by sral

DONT YOU DARE MENTION MY NAME WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION FAGGOT

You are a key part of his satirical ascension/ development.

If you can't absorb playful, arguably complimentary "shots", get out of the kitchen...

we've never battled? like a real topical?where we "try"...

maybe pharaoh thinks he's ready now. If you don't like the name-drops, set one w/ him...settle it. He will show, as long as he has a marijuana supply and a weekend off work...

neeeeeeeeext***

[Pharaohs Army]

Nice drop Cereal.
Really great /snarky bridge-line about self-absorption (&it's possible consequences), etc.

@Frank
If you're continuing the league, set me VS. Lars please.

@sral @Diablo
We COULD do 2 shorter ones each; for ONE topic...
OR 1 longer one...
Your (our?) choice, OK
Stakes here:
Lars beats Pharaoh next week - Pharaoh promises to never use a 'tag' anyone again, ENDS his lame name-drops all over his verses, going forward.
"Agreed."

Lars? if I win - you must be nice to Objective forever, and drop a line or 2 of feed on one of my newer OM's.
Deal?
~

[Cereal]

thanks love you guys

[sral]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Nice drop Cereal.
Really great /snarky bridge-line about self-absorption (&it's possible consequences), etc.

@Frank
If you're continuing the league, set me VS. Lars please.

@sral @Diablo
We COULD do 2 shorter ones each; for ONE topic...
OR 1 longer one...
Your (our?) choice, OK
Stakes here:
Lars beats Pharaoh next week - Pharaoh promises to never use a 'tag' anyone again, ENDS his lame name-drops all over his verses, going forward.
"Agreed."

Lars? if I win - you must be nice to Objective forever, and drop a line or 2 of feed on one of my newer OM's.
Deal?
~

You’re forgetting that both me and Bladed Thesis won contenders matches last week, so this week is meant to be the first champ match of the season. I doubt Frank will pair us together this week tbh.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by sral

You’re forgetting that both me and Bladed Thesis won contenders matches last week, so this week is meant to be the first champ match of the season. I doubt Frank will pair us together this week tbh.

Fair enough.

in that case. Let’s keep the proposal but just put the date back if he matches u w/ Bladed
Or
If he doesn’t resume the league. U could set us up if Spin ever starts.

Would you agree to these parameters whenever we do face off?

GL Lars
Just an up n comer now.

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Would you agree to these parameters whenever we do face off?

@Universe
Pharaohs wanted to tag you here IN CASE you ever peaked/logged in some time....and show Lars too (BEFORE LARS ENDS HIS CAREER OF TAGGING/NAMEDROPPING NC'S,,,LOL, when they face off in the coming weeks (after he has his champ match)...
k lets take a look. dull/witty too.

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Violence.
.my mistake. Hey.

Hof right? Happy Pharaohs? Here's your Lars promo b4 he invites all his cronies to vote for him on the ridiculously easy wager you've proposed him...

[Pharaohs Army]

@Cereal
Need your one-word Permission, or No, for -- Audio Teaserunpolished takes on this Collab? Including urs. Lol. Yeah I spit it better than you, bud,, still need work tho. Nice job; thx for playing.

Still bored so, I spoil you now right man?
Here we are... I mean we wrote them so.
Lol
Incommmming meteor (practice shower)~

[Cereal]

[Pharaohs Army]

https://soundcloud.com/user-33750237...ublic-practice

Zzz.

Originally Posted by emcee squared

Little audio clip for ya.
https://soundcloud.com/user-33750237...bang-site-diss
THE REPEATED "W"IGGAS LINE IS A "W" THERE GUYS, NOT AN N-Race slur***

happy troll? quoted u again

Morning, UK residents.
~