Zuch vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS

[Sharp]

The Summer Classic



Due: Thursday, 8/12 @ 11:59 PST
24hr ext available but must be requested before verse is due
Line Limit: 14-18 lines
*can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO fun
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
May God have mercy on your souls
@Swerve @UPN Zuch

[Swerve]

I'm probably going to keep it at 14.

[UPN Zuch]

Sounds good

[Ouch]

come on now... Zuch is going to swerve away from any real battle... I like Kung and Blue and fracture... Zuch.. nah.. dudes a weird bitter type of dude... with all the ammo i've given him about my real life... he still couldn't touch me.

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Ouch

come on now... Zuch is going to swerve away from any real battle... I like Kung and Blue and fracture... Zuch.. nah.. dudes a weird bitter type of dude... with all the ammo i've given him about my real life... he still couldn't touch me.

I don’t make fun of you for your real life problems anymore, Ouch. That’s because it isn’t funny. There’s nothing funny about a poor, mentally retarded grown man who is an embarrassment to both his parents and his children. You have to wake up every day knowing that even if you had the drive to not be a drug-addicted, deadbeat, piece of shit, you still don’t have the mental capacity to put words together or even a coherent thought or idea on how to improve yourself. What is so funny about that?

If you can find out how to get a hold of your kids, let me know. I would like to send groceries to their section 8 apartment.

[sral]

sheesh

[Swerve]

Gaddamn - I don't know if we can continue writing text verses in here after it became a murder scene.

RIP Ouch

[Smod of War]

That’s called e-bullying

[UPN Zuch]

Listen I’ve been busy as fuck I need until noon tomorrow @Sharp and I don’t want to hear shit about it this tourney has been dying under the heat lamp as it is.

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by Sharp

He’ll leave me dead and bloodied? Dude you aint got that package,
Cause if you want to see a ‘still swerve in red’…check next week’s finals bracket.
And now he’s here bullying ouch, appeasing all of his followers,
You shouldn’t look down your nose at others…especially when it requires binoculars.
Pay attention, the scope’s on ya when I’m teaching a lesson,
Have so many autos following your body…they can be your funeral procession.
Your girl exotic, but she got a “wants to fuck me” dependency,
And she left so much foreign substance on my balls, the MLB just suspended me.
You lied, so no surprise that your relationships cancelled,
You pulled the wool over her eyes….so now I pull it down ‘round her ankles.
Zuchs known for putting up numbers, so he’ll put up a tough fight,
But if he’s got a nose for the endzone…its cause each nostril’s the size of an upright.
You’re low brow and not funny, it’s just a matter of fact,
I raise the standard…you told it you were going for milk and never came back.
Doors kicked in, guns blasting free cause Swerve is a goon,
I’ll pepper your body with bullets, win this match then pour salt in the wounds.

[UPN Zuch]

Sorry bout the lateness..


My kid’s driving me crazy, and I’m starting to fear a trend
Both of you have trouble putting concepts together, and shouldn’t be allowed near a pen
Your bitch nasty, crew cuts a hole in her mask when we’re coppin’ head
Her pussy is a unique variant alright, we will do anything in our power to stop the spread
Might jack off on that slut’s tummy tho, just to bring hysteria
She claims suburbia but that belly button is quite the seedy area
Ouch Lars and Zelph up in this shit, guess that makes the status clear
How does the retard trio end up in our battle, yet you’re still the biggest faggot here?
Rejected your whole life, that shit musta hurt kid
The ladies call you swerve? Nah, you just don’t know what a verb is
I beat legends, so don’t expect to see this poser win
His toughest bout was against a guy running a tourney that nobody knows their in
Then he beats Spree by a bar leaving readers scatter-brained
I just ran up in that shit and voted for the bum that I’d rather face

[kungfugrip]

Originally Posted by Swerve

He’ll leave me dead and bloodied? Dude you aint got that package,
Cause if you want to see a ‘still swerve in red’…check next week’s finals bracket.

Not the best opener

And now he’s here bullying ouch, appeasing all of his followers,
You shouldn’t look down your nose at others…especially when it requires binoculars.

Good concept, execution ehh

Pay attention, the scope’s on ya when I’m teaching a lesson,
Have so many autos following your body…they can be your funeral procession.

You have so many good concepts

Your girl exotic, but she got a “wants to fuck me” dependency,
And she left so much foreign substance on my balls, the MLB just suspended me.

No redeeming qualities

You lied, so no surprise that your relationships cancelled,
You pulled the wool over her eyes….so now I pull it down ‘round her ankles.

Ok. Now we're talking. Very good

Zuchs known for putting up numbers, so he’ll put up a tough fight,
But if he’s got a nose for the endzone…its cause each nostril’s the size of an upright.

Ok

You’re low brow and not funny, it’s just a matter of fact,
I raise the standard…you told it you were going for milk and never came back.

Bro 9/0. Sickness

Doors kicked in, guns blasting free cause Swerve is a goon,
I’ll pepper your body with bullets, win this match then pour salt in the wounds

Just ok
.

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

Sorry bout the lateness..


My kid’s driving me crazy, and I’m starting to fear a trend
Both of you have trouble putting concepts together, and shouldn’t be allowed near a pen

Nice opener

Your bitch nasty, crew cuts a hole in her mask when we’re coppin’ head
Her pussy is a unique variant alright, we will do anything in our power to stop the spread

Just aight

Might jack off on that slut’s tummy tho, just to bring hysteria
She claims suburbia but that belly button is quite the seedy area

Wasnt feeling this

Ouch Lars and Zelph up in this shit, guess that makes the status clear
How does the retard trio end up in our battle, yet you’re still the biggest faggot here?

This either

Rejected your whole life, that shit musta hurt kid
The ladies call you swerve? Nah, you just don’t know what a verb is

Lmaooo

I beat legends, so don’t expect to see this poser win
His toughest bout was against a guy running a tourney that nobody knows their in

You're fillerizing

Then he beats Spree by a bar leaving readers scatter-brained
I just ran up in that shit and voted for the bum that I’d rather face

Swerve had line of the battle with raising the bar, Zuch didnt write to his calibre

Swerve wins imo

[evaD]

Swerve verse impressed me here and zuch felt rushed or uninterested tbh. Raise the standard was fire and lotb, binoculars also nice. Stop the spread could’ve been nice if worded better, Verb bar was fire also

Vote - swerve

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[Sharp]

And now he’s here bullying ouch, appeasing all of his followers,
You shouldn’t look down your nose at others…especially when it requires binoculars.
funny, but I'm reading this as a diss at ouch
Pay attention, the scope’s on ya when I’m teaching a lesson,
Have so many autos following your body…they can be your funeral procession.
Zuchs known for putting up numbers, so he’ll put up a tough fight,
But if he’s got a nose for the endzone…its cause each nostril’s the size of an upright.
You’re low brow and not funny, it’s just a matter of fact,
I raise the standard…you told it you were going for milk and never came back.


Raise the standard is great. Everything else is alright. Your punchline delivery isn't bad, but you do a lot of the same structure so it gets a hair repetitive.




Your bitch nasty, crew cuts a hole in her mask when we’re coppin’ head
Her pussy is a unique variant alright, we will do anything in our power to stop the spread
Ouch Lars and Zelph up in this shit, guess that makes the status clear
How does the retard trio end up in our battle, yet you’re still the biggest faggot here?
Rejected your whole life, that shit musta hurt kid
The ladies call you swerve? Nah, you just don’t know what a verb is



Zuch wasn't as his peak. Sorry for killing momentum. Stop the spread was lol.


V/Swerve

[Saint]

Raise the standard hittt, look nose down idea I scrapped lol but it was cool here, verse was fairly level w/ a couple peaks.. wool.. funeral processions. Missed less. only critique was executing a couple concepts were off and setup was bland on a couple, otherwise solid

Zuch had the first 2 solid then verb is was ok... last few felt rushed or filler.
Like others said not to his ability, still decent.

Vote Swerve

[UPN Zuch]

That’s more than enough. Thank you for voting everybody.

Nice verse Swerve and good luck in the finals!