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Old 03-15-2021, 05:05 PM   #1
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Old 03-15-2021, 06:26 PM   #2
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Is that a line in his haircut?


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Old 03-15-2021, 08:44 PM   #3
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it’s like we’re on dial up waiting for the faggot to load all the way
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Aint nobody shook when ur gunning
Of course ur armed.. U look like a dummy
Ya porn fandom is pedo formed asshole
Thinking u got shit on lock just cuz ur eye level with a door handle
Topical writing is its own defeat u bum
On discord around the clock because you sleep in one
Can you get taller?
Forehead looks like seths collar
Or a stressed dollar that was in users breast pocket while his chest drenched on it in a gym sauna
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Old 03-16-2021, 01:27 AM   #6
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His mind is like

Lookin awkwardly shocked in the mirror like dude what?
Do I really look like Slappy from fucking GooseBumps?
Or am I just high... or is my brain talking inside it..
Is it the shrooms or am I a midget but my hand looks like Andre the giants?
And am I disproportionate... man my mind wanders
Hope no one realizes my dad ordered big boy clothes, I’m 2 size under
If I went to the shire I bet no one would laugh at me...
Fuck, how do I do that magically...
Fat kids have a roll of hotdogs on they neck.. not even scared of it
I’m skinny.... the fuck do I look like a the lines on my forehead a pack of asparagus
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Old 03-16-2021, 01:45 AM   #7
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You ever see a toddler.. in diapers that is shocked and knowing he’s doing wrong and shits his pants... that’s what h his expression looks like in this
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Old 03-16-2021, 04:19 AM   #8
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know he aint cheesin, facial hair like mold on a ceiling
if it keeps growing uneven Lars'll poke holes for his breathing
& them forehead furrows didn't form optimal creases
filler smoothens lines, despite attempts in ur topical pieces
outfit must've got matched by some blind fuckwit
blue ain't contrasted that bad since he smashed u goin 500
God you're a douche. stocky Hobbit hopped in a suit
measurements so off & loose. this is proof how to spot reduce
mom never wished you was born after fillin the forms
u were let go, then got sucked back into ur own tentacle porn
pussy acts like an mma fighter... kids a fibber
If ur elbow stopped a rush in a clinch, a guy missed the shitter
1st shot singed hairs; pic foreshadows bitches death
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Old 03-16-2021, 07:46 AM   #9
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lars either lost weight or that waistcoat/male corset doing overtime.

fair play either way m8. look after yourself.
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Old 03-16-2021, 07:56 AM   #10
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been told these guys I lost weight tbh

I’m around 12 and a half stone now

hands like shovels though. I’d bury anyone in this thread, esp Frac

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Old 03-16-2021, 11:37 AM   #11
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XL youth tag hiding under that coat
If you tried burying anyone here you’d be stuck in the hole
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Old 03-16-2021, 11:56 AM   #12
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signed in just to prove you couldn’t punch enough
punk you SUCKED. you're the last guy i figured wouldn't be up to Snuff
but let’s look beyond that, forget that you ain't rappin tough..
i’m more concerned the bottom of your mirror looks like Cash's tub
Ian these claims you got money are lookin stupid now
shit, only way you make ends meet is not shaving the unibrow
does anyone honestly believe Pinocchio is storing glocks?!
that’s not his hairstyle, it’s a reminder i only fire one warning shot
i’m not even mad ur dad didn’t hit the town with a rubber
i always wondered what happened to the 3rd Gallagher brother that never left his cow of a mother (...i said maybayyyy)
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my Vested Option makes me a millionaire. yours gives you the look of McLovin’
plus i read the room to gauge interest so my clients are paid..
you read The Room cuz you’re obsessed w/ stories about confinement & rape
truly the most useless of wussies..
you're supposed to look thru your wife's phone not keep it & use it you pussy
so bring it on fam, if it’s hands i’ll leave you staggered in defeat
i’m Hagler in the Streets & ur a bad sales week away from a haggler in the street
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Old 03-16-2021, 01:17 PM   #13
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Animal Kingdom flossing all in this mans genes
Arms like a flying squirrel, face like a chimpanzees
This is the picture bitches open and just laugh
Eyebrows? Nah homie, your foreheads growing a mustache
That gesture for flair? It’s like u won that chest at the fair
Then celebrated by getting your own dick etched in your hair
Face of a psychopath, definitely follows chicks at night time
That ring’s a joke, EVERYONE knows this Killers single like Mr. Brightside
Head got the kinda rings only pictured in deep fossils
Nose like a doc fished you out of the womb with a finger in each nostril
Man, you got them eyebrows nestled in place
& the wrinkles above em, it’s like your own head’s rejecting your face
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Old 03-16-2021, 05:36 PM   #14
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Yo that door is bullying the fuck outta you
You turn it on the little guy like, 'SPACE HEATER I HEARD ENOUGH OUTTA YOU'
.img Taco Bell dog in a waistcoat
or every dog I ever had to worry about biting my ankles
Waistcoat. Ank'lls. Put a sock in it, gays
Ian's forehead's rippling like someone threw a rock in his face
Srsly. Don't ever raise your eyebrows
I'm cropping eyelids up. New emoj :surprisefrown:
loling at little fella swimming in them sleeves
This like girls buying a size down and can't fit into their jeans
Pray the wind ain't too amped
One gust and you're wacky waving inflatable tubeman

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Old 03-16-2021, 05:52 PM   #15
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Cool waistcoat bro.. I can’t bare this lame
Out here lookin like a flight attendant.. on an airfix plane
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