Larz aka baron mynd Vs Bobby D - LARS WINS

[Bobby D]

Here's 15 mins of my time to let you know how it is b

Verses in today if you aunt pussy

Larz aka baron mynd the guy that reviews terrible horror movies on YouTube lmao

https://youtube.com/c/BaronMyndsNastyFinds

No daps for this coward
So here's a shred of the truth
Aint even the best rapper in ya shower, even ya echos sound better than you
Lay more lead up in this fruit
Than operation rolling thunders crop hits
Leave you so far underground, ya literally not shit
Can't believe I birthed this dude
You tried beat me before but I earthed this shrew
Kicked his drizz
Baron like a nurse in school, only gives his prick to kids
Still a No show so here's the facts seen
Larz now's taken more pricks than the covid vaccines
My rapsll never miss
Plus wtf is larz, laz was even more likeable as a terrorist
Vs me it's a TKO or KO to barons born in to strife
Plus You're been on NC almost all of ya life
Baron ya wishing, ya talent is missing
Thats a automatic win for me, you still manually shifting
Ya YouTube channel no ones tunes to see
You review horrors movies, but you just need a eulogy
Ya face is the horror but it ain't new to me
Compared to a god, an your just duty free
You So damn ugly it's gon be awhile
Elbow you with my funny bone till I see you smile

So heres your chance to prove your worthy
No long lines, that don't rhyme with useless furies
My freestyles gave birth on how the UK should really rep
People voted Brexit in hope itd killed you dead
So dam short and fat all you need is magic
I hope the foodshortages here effect your eating habits
Or deplete this fat hick, of his weakest assets
To save your own life, probably safer
You will always been know as a comedy chaser
Because shit always rolls down hill after I kick it down
Guess after heath ledger died ya nows' not the only missing clown
I spit it out, you swallow like a dumpster
Ya so bitter, type a guy that's a fronter
Ya girl finished with you, and you act like you dumped her
You a chump bru, more like a chomper
But since you went to 30p no one will want ya
Goddam I'm a monster if you battling me
Now get ya friends so they can tally on me

[Bobby D]

oh i see you're viewing the thread at 12.01 its 12.09pm

you got 8 minutes to show and prove you're worthy, or I'll give you till end of day atleast

[Bobby D]

here's more for this lil all talk, no punches, overwordy pussy fuk boi

20 yrs Bobby comes back as the sickest about
Ya styles an acquired taste, like a shit in the mouth
Your creds more inflated than zuch’s crypto account
When ya talk it sounds like rhymesmeggadon (the fuck?)
I am a bit late for clearing up disasters, but my times of legend (an you suck!)
If you keep taking more time, ya get laid to waste quicker than 9/11
I can even insult you with adlibs
You’re so overweight you just literally add lbs
On to your abscess that is your dome
You’re the results of when parents leave their kids at home (forever!)
Beating me is like you did before (never!)

[Bobby D]

Come at the old school and I'll shock ya
You better "hang up and pray" like a terminal call from your doctor
Baron your mynds awful and I got ya
Simply I don't have a care in mynd, if i shot ya...
I'm Not talking the mammal when I pay homage
You literally resemble a mole, that has a face on it
Back to beat this breeze, your raps as weak as cheese
You started your freestyle as an under achiever, but you never actually achieved...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUzfQbOubY

[sral]

lmao I’m at work at the perfectly respectable time of 12.00 midday

I’ll deal with you when I feel like it, not when you feel I have to. You’re really not that special.

[Bobby D]

Shook

Still the same little bitch
Who's claims that he's the shit, 10 years after everybody quit
May as well get this body quick
Like domestic disputes witney says bobby's sick
I'm at the top, a gram makes this bastard choke
I'll tare you a new 1, still couldnt be half as dope
I know you young, so honors such a pitty
I beat rappers while you was suckin ya mamas titties
Even the haters can vouch I've took out the top when I tried
But when you were dope, the game obviously died

[Bobby D]

Maggot, I play to win, maim within
If you ever gave birth to me, this would be Alien
Rip you up from the inside like a reversible zipper
No one's EVER heard you were sicker
Your shits unhead of like if i called you a lil N****
I kill ya quicker than a mantis shrimp
My worldplay kills the mynd because you have to think
Use your head to slap the sink
Leave eyes closed over, like an absent wink
When you rap you stink
Shoot the homeless, drives bys on you with a super soaker
Bobby D's says it due
It's over...

[Bobby D]

Do more damage to ya in half a bar
Than the colour in your face in your avatar
You obviously cant rap no bars
Wiped out like an avalanche, with half a chance
Sprinkle some salt on ya measled head
Somehow now stil think you a seasoned vet
You need weeks to prep
Murdered you in the pre season bet
Like prince Andrews interviews
ya something I don't need to sweat
Leave you in pieces bled
No one's left a RIP, for you yet....

Wait

RIP BARON MYND aka BOBBY D S PUNCHING BAG

[Blue Bayou]

Sorry for the Freepost

Confirming Bobby is an Ouch alias?

[Bobby D]

Absolutely not you can find me in the archives here

Who is ouch?

I am Bobby d aka eye z from rtm rapmusic and upn and Mr bluntz

[Bobby D]

Ya Flip flop despising this toff, with all the lies that you quaf
You go where the wind blows, and a whole buncha guys ya sucked off
He's been looking at this thread the past 4 hrs and ticking
Where are these battles for the best invites and how were you missing?
You lied when I am archived in black and white
I never claimed to be the best, but just better than any raps you write
So Guess this is it, taaaadaaa goodnight...
my shots aimed at you leave ya spleen so fucked
Chip your skeleton so much, I can open a casino up
Bobby D no cuck, but breathe hard for your 3 nosed mug
I've seen more lean bars , than ya queuing for ya free coke cups
you'd be crying if you think I am trying to harm ya
As ya wins are more like hand-outs, for Africans dying in rwanda
So let me re-arrange this nause
if you showering in pain, Guess when it rains hit pause...
cuz I never seen drip so wet, until I seen that face of yours

[Bomb Bard]

@big baby

[Bobby D]

Just tag @sarl so he can post next

[sral]

lmao fuck your respect. this what you chumps call a vet?
hairline been falling out for yrs. still don’t make you the Rushmore of text
ain’t no one think this battlers known
I mean Dave’s top two UPN,but not even Top 20 TV channels I own
ur verse bad as ur hairstyle. u bet I’m annoyed
we both had to comb thru ‘em intensely just to get to the point
keep biting from joke sites praying for howlers
&i don’t care if that was aloe blow, so was ur initiation at prowlers
Ur brother lived here? don’t fuckin’ push me
It’s only safe to live around Wolves until the moment they’re hungry
remember ur earring? never seen one as stupid or phonier
that fake diamond was clear as crystal. or at least ur cubic zirconia
quit stealin jokes. no wonder ur run has ended
how many of ‘em made the Top Punches? no pun in ten did
not 1 original Covid bar in those lines u shared
to you a spike proteins using ur boyfriends jizz to style ur hair
most textcees get grown n dissappear
now quit playing wit me. ur at least 15 years older and shits weird
you’re 38 and still not learned your place
if they consider you Rap Royalty, it’s cuz you’ve only got worse with Age
i mean Earthed this shrew? how fucking dare he
I’m sure it sounded hard when u said it. like every vowel pronounced by southern fairies
this pussy barely stand a chance of survival
You had a run in MM07, or Resin would have beat ur ass in the finals
so noone gives a shit what the fuck you say
ill leave him Glastonbury this faggot in a field for ducking Dave
fuckin lame ain’t even comparable when Mynd goes off
u ain’t dreaded off the top here, you just the sideshow Bob
might of robbed me before, I don’t remember it much now
but this is comprehensive closure, the old skools gettin shutdown.
You’re getting punched out til you quit knocking the GOAT
I’ll make you eat your words til they have to be diss-lodged from your throat.

[Bobby D]

Fair play for showing, respect, you're welcome to drop more by the end of the night if you like as I did just throw a lot at you lol

[Bobby D]

Still got to lie in your verses, so pretty sure I was hurtful
Call yourself a wolve, when you're more like a gerbil
I've beat you twice before, to ya shoddy assemble
I'm already 2 and 0, while that's literally the shape your body resembles
To me yes your a toy a kid, be annoyed who gives?
I've never been 38, but that's about as many lines I destroyed you with
Plastered this punk, ya rhymes are trash and just junk
I could never lose the mynd, way I've mastered this monk
Ya flows imroved but ya get deep under
Have you leaking ya waterworks worse than a shitty plumber
So who's lost all his spinach?
I beat your HOF and your not even in it

[Bobby D]

So okay kid just fess up
Ya mentioned my hair more than gay guys at dress up
So here's the real truth for zen
You're hated by more guys here than at upn
It must suck you know I made you grow
But I gotta cut back the fungus just to save the show

You just ask how dare he? And called me a fairy
Just goes to show how deluded, and very ordinary
You've been to me son, I'm not proud with joy
Said I didn't beat resin but you wasn't even allowed to join
That's simply pathetic, but that's what you get kid
When your clearly dyslexic with the way you text shit
About time I erased this lame
So just make an exit but not the way you came

[sral]

lmao holding this L got you struggling with controlling yourself
because that body shape 0 concept is another you’ve stolen as well
oh to be 12 again, posting with UPN’s fully grown usual bullies
says more about the guy with a family now vs. the loser that doesn’t
stupid quit looking at me like I’m not better at everything
the only thing ur destroyings here’s what littles left of ur legacy
lmao ain’t nobody to help you in here
I’d never wanna be ahead of you. have u ever seen urself in a mirror?
u look like Wilson from Castaway but with no air in the whole ball
I’ve never seen anyone grow bald then try turn it into a fauxhawk
ain’t no one ever thought u a threat
ur hairline goes so far back, it almost remembers when u weren’t awful at text
lmao you stealing from joke sites has got to be comedy
“Knock, knock,”
“Who’s there?”
Bobby D with a hot sixteen.
perennial third place runner-up. look what this faggots become
can’t even call this reliving ur glory years since you never actually won
been rhyming forever but never aspired to be better
of course you’ve a low ceiling. bitch you’re only 5ft 11
quit typing irrelevant bullshit on how ur great
when you grasp at low hanging fruit, all you’re left with is sour grapes
prowlers ain’t claim you. since RTM ur a spent force
so if I’m lie-in, it’s cuz nothin u wrotes worth havin to get outta bed for
text board never was. impending loss to M-I-C left this pussy humbled
so far up his ass you knew what resonate before his stomach grumbled
ur just another clone. ain’t shit that you fathered
all u remind me of’s the importance of always tipping my barber
you even thinking you can beat me is MADNESS
dome look like a shrunken head a witchdoctor cursed with forever bein a faggot
keep dreaming of having hair. my guy ain’t bout shit
just an old asshole overseeing if Britain’s Got Talent. fuck are you, Simon Cowlick?

[Bobby D]

let me recite, ya Shapes 2 and 0, don't forget your also a useless hoe
That aloe and sideshow line I've seen before too bitch, but who's to know
So here I have to pass those somber ways, so go on an pray
If you have a family congrats, I hope they enjoy dancing on your grave
You the only one who's thinks text is a legacy
That automatically naturally makes you never ahead of me
Ya raps like a hire car, you've barely manualed a hit
It doesn't matter how many hair-lines you have, it still devalues ya shit
You posted hours later and yet I'm no threat?
You verses just fall to the background like an albino thread
It must be gross to hear me reeducate the lies you told
I guess that's all you have is my hair and I'm so old?
Your time is sold, you're definitely done
Dope girl can vote for you, after I'll still know I'll get everyone
but truth is, yousa a nerd bro, looks like a gerbil, mouth and his cheeks
if your stomach growls, it probably comes out as a squeek!
Reinveted as Lars, but being wack and a liar is synonymous
You are LITERALLY the reason everyone has quit!
Fuck your useless logic just to prove your dog shit
Here's you biting butchered so many lines in this battle it's upn homage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mxm4xwE5nQ

You can keep adding lines but here is your end to prove you suck
If I am so damn wack why you biting more here than you can chew lil fuck?
He 5'5!!! so can't comment on height, no honestly guys...
Being 6 inches taller if we met in person hed have probably died

[Dope girl]

I dig both vs
This is tough choice for me
Both had slick punchlines
Both flow tight
I feel like Lars had tigther flow
vote Lars