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Old 04-02-2021, 05:46 PM   #1
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Default FINAL FOUR: (4-3) SETH V (4-1) (DAVE WINS)

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NEW FORMAT for this round. Below is the order you are to post in. Check below for the time limit for each post, most are 24 but on the instances when you post twice in a row you will only have 12 hours. Each battler will have an opportunity to use a new concept (not a rebuttal), but you are still allowed to feed in every post, but it isn’t mandatory on turns labeled (new concept).

1 bar minimum 3 bar max per post

The order you will post in will go as follows

Seth 1-3 bars 24 hours from time thread is posted (new concept)
Dave 1-3 bars 24 hours from Seth’s first post (rebuttal)
Dave 1-3 bars 12 hours after previous post (new concept)
Seth 1-3 bars 24 hours from previous post (rebuttal)
Dave 1-3 bars 24 hours from previous post (new concept)
Seth 1-3 bars 24 hours from previous post (rebuttal)
Seth 1-3 bars 12 hours after previous post (new concept)
Dave 1-3 bars 24 hours from previous post (rebuttal)

These are the deadlines TO post. You may post at any time during your turn and before the deadline. Same way it’s been all season long.

@~Rusty Gunz~ you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. I

VOTING WILL BE OPEN WHEN THE BATTLE ENDS

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Old 04-04-2021, 02:11 PM   #2
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Ur gay & from UPN so u rap badly it’s a trend
I just took on a few old faggots, that’s ur weekend with ur sugar daddy & his friends
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Old 04-05-2021, 04:08 AM   #3
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Oh great, another battle with this hoe clown
Your last battle had more swings and misses than a capoeira throw down
Showed up late with one bar? I really find that shallow
But if you actually made a concerted effort you’d end up like Dimebag Darrell
Talk about my weekend but our shit don’t really compare at all
Yours consisted of 1 wack bar and a 2 day dungeons and dragons marathon
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Old 04-06-2021, 04:32 PM   #4
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You shouldn’t be here if I’m nitpicking but I ain’t bothered like that
You’re an ugly beast and if you’re nitpicking it’s prolly from your wife’s back
This ain’t a fair ruck, so I’m just toying with this square fuck
And Any more talk of sugar daddies he’ll have a diabetic flare up
I spent a lot of time in my thoughts, it’s how I’m not another failure
Seths idea of navel-gazing is at the docks staring at the buffest sailors
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Old 04-07-2021, 04:52 PM   #5
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ur 0 for too many times to count with hoes he never get bitches
I always hit, our last battle was the only time you had all the misses
Make the AK lolliPOP at ya place
If I pull up w/ the stick & flare up, aint shit sweet bout what it does to ur face
Nitpicking off a back? Thought wordplays were easy dude
The only things I’m pickin off the back is each 1 of ur family members at the bbq
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Old 04-09-2021, 04:30 AM   #6
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That openers just confusing and somehow, it gets worse
I’m out here adding commas to my net worth, you struggle with commas on a text verse
Bringing up our last battle? Don’t even start with that son
So much talk about misses you missed the part where I won?
You ain’t lickin with the stick, you and ya hick fam is getting torched
Only thing your finger picking out the back is a banjo on the porch
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Old 04-10-2021, 05:23 PM   #7
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U think my grammars bad my glocks the wrongest
I’m adding a coma to ur life & that ain’t a typo it’s a promise
Ur boring as sin & bring the least inspired verses I ever brought
Ofc I missed the part where u won, even the ppl that voted FOR u forgot
No clue how u been effective
Never put a finger on a banjo & can’t put a finger on how u have a winnin record
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Old 04-11-2021, 03:09 PM   #8
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Blue said he look like Tony Hawk, but this cretins a bore
think he just meant ur an old faggot that can’t compete anymore
Can’t believe u ever gave me an L, not again u goin past me
First shot u handled but this second hit worse than the covid vaccines
No swag & socially he’s a tumor
Heard ur English & leave women drier than ur humor
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Old 04-12-2021, 06:32 AM   #9
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There’s a common denominator in these boring rounds, it’s not the hardest proposal
Did you forget your last battle had a whole page on names for garbage disposal?
Wish I voted for Frac man I really fucked it this time
I put myself in a coma just waiting for you to come up with six lines
I think my numbers are right, I’m just tryna bring some fun to your life
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Old 04-13-2021, 08:03 AM   #10
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Ur gay & from UPN so u rap badly it’s a trend
I just took on a few old faggots, that’s ur weekend with ur sugar daddy & his friends
mild gay joke

Dave
Oh great, another battle with this hoe clown
Your last battle had more swings and misses than a capoeira throw down
loll

Showed up late with one bar? I really find that shallow
But if you actually made a concerted effort you’d end up like Dimebag Darrell
not feeling this idk who is dimebag barrell

Talk about my weekend but our shit don’t really compare at all
Yours consisted of 1 wack bar and a 2 day dungeons and dragons marathon
loll valheim

You shouldn’t be here if I’m nitpicking but I ain’t bothered like that
You’re an ugly beast and if you’re nitpicking it’s prolly from your wife’s back
ok

This ain’t a fair ruck, so I’m just toying with this square fuck
And Any more talk of sugar daddies he’ll have a diabetic flare up
lol

I spent a lot of time in my thoughts, it’s how I’m not another failure
Seths idea of navel-gazing is at the docks staring at the buffest sailors
okayyy


Seth
ur 0 for too many times to count with hoes he never get bitches
I always hit, our last battle was the only time you had all the misses
okay

Make the AK lolliPOP at ya place
If I pull up w/ the stick & flare up, aint shit sweet bout what it does to ur face
smooth buttt

Nitpicking off a back? Thought wordplays were easy dude
The only things I’m pickin off the back is each 1 of ur family members at the bbq
ok cool

Dave
That openers just confusing and somehow, it gets worse
I’m out here adding commas to my net worth, you struggle with commas on a text verse
decent

Bringing up our last battle? Don’t even start with that son
So much talk about misses you missed the part where I won?
okkk not hittin like it should

You ain’t lickin with the stick, you and ya hick fam is getting torched
Only thing your finger picking out the back is a banjo on the porch
nahh

Seth
U think my grammars bad my glocks the wrongest
I’m adding a coma to ur life & that ain’t a typo it’s a promise
coooool

Ur boring as sin & bring the least inspired verses I ever brought
Ofc I missed the part where u won, even the ppl that voted FOR u forgot
unnecesary cap but this is mild

No clue how u been effective
Never put a finger on a banjo & can’t put a finger on how u have a winnin record
nop

Blue said he look like Tony Hawk, but this cretins a bore
think he just meant ur an old faggot that can’t compete anymore
ok doesnt hit too much for me tony hawk is still cool

Can’t believe u ever gave me an L, not again u goin past me
First shot u handled but this second hit worse than the covid vaccines
covid shots played

No swag & socially he’s a tumor
Heard ur English & leave women drier than ur humor
nop

Dave
There’s a common denominator in these boring rounds, it’s not the hardest proposal
Did you forget your last battle had a whole page on names for garbage disposal?
lollll

Wish I voted for Frac man I really fucked it this time
I put myself in a coma just waiting for you to come up with six lines
hahaha

I think my numbers are right, I’m just tryna bring some fun to your life
If we talking fingering records, mines 8 fingers and two thumbs with your wife
cool


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Finally took enough cocaine to get through Dave’s bars and got to the end and didn’t realize he was the doctor that guided my son into this world

I’m gonna have to forfeit out of respek
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