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Old 06-01-2020, 01:07 AM   #1
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12-16 lines, NO MORE AND NO LESS
The rest you already know, I won't accept tom foolery and fuckery


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Old 06-01-2020, 01:57 AM   #2
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16.
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Old 06-01-2020, 01:08 PM   #3
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Ok.
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Old 06-05-2020, 07:59 AM   #4
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Old 06-05-2020, 05:41 PM   #5
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I’m sorry, man.

You’re a lamb being led slow to the slaughter….
My verses are blitzkriegs. Your Mom holds your hand so you’ll dip your toe in the water.
This is a waste of my time; when I’m done taming this rabble….
You’ll ‘scream for first aid’ while I yell at my top assistant for arranging this battle.
You don’t have the wit to beat my perfect poems…
One punch and the crowd will hear more sirens than Odysseus on his journey home.
After your fam watches you wail ’n’ cry;
You’ll be on ‘life support’ forever… and they’ll need counseling until the day they die.
Even your pet fox can’t see me when I smash his monocle;
My wit is otherworldly…. The odds against you advancing are just astronomical.
Think this scrum’s an even war?
You took ‘worse acid’ than the blood of a Xenomorph… with the hick that had me fuckin’ seeded fourth.
Any voter doubting I’ll pound you is foolish;
You shouldn’t have ‘gone public’ with your verse… There’s no accounting for stupid.
You wont make money off battling. So, make like your balding routine,
And go back where you belong and focus on getting that topical C.R.E.A.M.

You don’t belong here.
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Old 06-05-2020, 06:17 PM   #6
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Witty won’t be able to show. It’s too late to find a replacement as you’ve written your verse.

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Old 06-05-2020, 06:58 PM   #7
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Horseshit.


I called this from DAY ONE
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Old 06-05-2020, 07:05 PM   #8
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Horseshit.


I called this from DAY ONE
Should’ve kept Inc in.. put too much truss in my guy
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Old 06-05-2020, 08:20 PM   #9
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Dope verse by Ajax though
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Old 06-05-2020, 08:55 PM   #11
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I like this one
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This is just awful
LMAO. Amazing.
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Old 06-05-2020, 09:10 PM   #13
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Old 06-05-2020, 09:22 PM   #14
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Fine by me... although I’d have obviously written a verse tailored for you if I knew we were battling. But, all good.
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Do a verse dissing Witty @Blue Bayou

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Old 06-06-2020, 02:35 AM   #17
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Nah, I want blue in this. But not catching ajax off guard

Blue get in on another no show battle
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Old 06-06-2020, 07:43 AM   #18
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Apologies.

Great verse.

I would have lost anyway.
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Some great stuff in here. Good show old man
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Enjoyed the clean wording. I liked gone public, Sirens, & first aid. Execution made all three land for me. Very smooth. I see you, big dog.
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