NBL Season XIV Chat Thread

[Blue Bayou]

If we don't get sufficient votes tonight the NBL is going on a one week break

I can appreciate the weather has been great this weekend and all that fuckin jazz, I'm not trying to be the bad guy.

But straight up, this is bullshit. It takes a lot of time and effort to keep this rolling and I just don't have the time during a work week if this is going to continue dragging on

The champ match has ONE vote in 700 views

Vote on these open battles or we are off for a week

[NoetiC]

am i able to vote if i am not currently in?

[Destroyer]

Yes you are
I’m preparing to vote shortly
Don’t close anything

[NoetiC]

will vote shortly

[Answer]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

If we don't get sufficient votes tonight the NBL is going on a one week break

I can appreciate the weather has been great this weekend and all that fuckin jazz, I'm not trying to be the bad guy.

But straight up, this is bullshit. It takes a lot of time and effort to keep this rolling and I just don't have the time during a work week if this is going to continue dragging on

The champ match has ONE vote in 700 views

Vote on these open battles or we are off for a week

I’ll reserve a post to vote in that champ match soon

[Destroyer]

That’s all blue wants, really

[~RustyGunZ~]

i'm reading and voting atm got one done

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Answer

I’ll reserve a post to vote in that champ match soon

I will ERUPT if you continue on like this

[NoetiC]

i mean, i gotta side with Blue Bayou here, i dont know anyone here and i found the time to vote on all your battles WHILE LITERALLY RUNNING A TOURNAMENT ON ANOTHER SITE. it doesnt take long, just open up a notepad and jot some notes as you read, theres no reason anyone should be reading the matches and then not vote. you've already done the time consuming part, just jot some lines, provide some feedback, and move on.


It's more time consuming that anyone realizes to manage a tournament or league, i dont think peeps realize what goes on behind the scenes setting it all up and making sure you dont have no shows. its like herding sheep, lol

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by NoetiC

i mean, i gotta side with Blue Bayou here, i dont know anyone here and i found the time to vote on all your battles WHILE LITERALLY RUNNING A TOURNAMENT ON ANOTHER SITE. it doesnt take long, just open up a notepad and jot some notes as you read, theres no reason anyone should be reading the matches and then not vote. you've already done the time consuming part, just jot some lines, provide some feedback, and move on.


It's more time consuming that anyone realizes to manage a tournament or league, i dont think peeps realize what goes on behind the scenes setting it all up and making sure you dont have no shows. its like herding sheep, lol

100

[Answer]

I was in the middle of typing my vote on @Cashius and @INF before blue closed it so im just posting here

Don't fucking start it. You jumped on the bandwagon - Pls be honest..
Couldn't hold ur horses w/a 'Pause for Neigh' shows ya EVEN suck at being Amish

there's really only like 3 personals out there on cash, so it's a bit of an uphill battle to have to do, but I can probably bet money on the racism/amish angles getting used on any of his battles, and I'll win a lot more money than I lose. Tying it into the neighbor situation was cool, but I just don't feel like the angle was unique or direct enough to really land as a haymaker. 7/10

Diss Karaokes skin color every battle....need more proof guy is racist?
#FACTS
Whip sound Breaks Barriers. YOUR forefathers created 'em between black/white relations

Similar comments to above, but I thought this angle was funnier and more harsh as an insult to Cash. 8/10

You ADMIT losing to Mikey & votes off your name was funny..
Cash PM'ing like: "verse was Gold, Bar"...held more weight than ya win on Paper, Money

I like the idea, execution is good but just not quite as clean as my idealized haymakers. That said, I think you did what you could with the concept 8/10

Dude shook af + turtles up cuz he lacks a spine in alllll his dealings
I'd make hair on the back of his 'neck' stand up....his traps & skull from almost meeting

I had to think about this for a minute to get it, I don't think it reads off quite the way you had it pictured in your head. It's a really creative idea, but it's not fully landing for me. 7/10

You & Bags lift tho? Narrow faggot hopes for back width growth
These two arms out'll have 'em spreading his wings fr; no Imaginary Lat Syndrome

this was dope. 9/10

Layed up w/ heavy aches; poor family crying at his deathbed place
It allll change around Cash as they break en masse....seeing him pass like a Collection Plate

A lot of good ideas executed well here, the one that bugs me is "change around cash" could've been worded differently, but overall this is good. 8/10

Women lie when he flirts. make calls up...anything to lose this nerd
Bitches been fakin convos to get out a loser situation LONGGG before Lars & Universe

decent closer, but just not I think I've already seen someone else do a similar punch to this recently. 7.5/10

77.9%


cash





Can you fucking blame me for dropping you?! Your shit was just ignorant, brother
We BOTH got the belt because of ONE of us...like kids who won’t snitch on each other

fresh concept, execution is good. i don't have anything to criticize, maybe it just doesnt feel aggressive enough, but it's just missing that x-factor that really makes it a certified haymaker 8.5/10

How many times can you get scared and cheat, Inf?! Ayo, this bitch is regressin’
The next time you take the Coward’s Way Out in a Battle...we hope it’s with your depression

eh i dont know, this one felt too simple to me and didn't land. 7/10

You’ll drop an Amish personal ‘cause of my location...So, I’ll let the twin pounds bust your set
Say people in my State Farm...and what’s on my Belt will be Aaron like a discount double check

I had to look this up and watch the commercial to fully get the reference, but overall the execution could've been smoother. 7.5/10

Voting for yourself is some pussy shit...I know you’re scared, but dog...
Now every win you’ve got has a taint...and you STILL cant grow a pair of balls

funny, I think maybe if the wording was a little different it would've resonated with me more. still solid 8/10

I’ll load up the mag...hollows get launched at this fag when I roll up and tag dude
Whack bitch...What I’m Strapped with will put Haunt in a Bag like the Ghostbuster vacuum

This would've been a haymaker for me if there was a ghost in ghostbusters named "Haunt", but it fell short of that. Still decent. 8/10

Sweet win vs. an unmotivated Orc, faggot...But you probably bit I’m believing...
Mannnnnn I wanted to see that McGwire your jaw SO bad...since all of your hits involve cheating

this is fire from a conceptual and execution standpoint 9/10

Trust me, I’m at your door with the sub machine...The clip’ll let ten spray
So, when Isaiah Thomas coming in...believe it gon’ Body you like the Pistons did MJ

my main gripe with this is I feel like people generally refer to it as a tommy gun and not a tom, but this is a decent wp and closer. 8/10

80%



this was pretty close, I re-read this a couple times to make sure I was confident in my vote. Lat syndrome and Mcguire were the top 2 bars of the battle for me. Both sides had some dope bars, both had some misses. Overall a real solid battle.

MVGT Cash

[Answer]

and for slecht/adverse, sorry its not a thorough breakdown. no point in writing it all out

adverse - rican theory, 50/50
slecht - caving helmet

v/ adverse

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

If we don't get sufficient votes tonight the NBL is going on a one week break

I can appreciate the weather has been great this weekend and all that fuckin jazz, I'm not trying to be the bad guy.

But straight up, this is bullshit. It takes a lot of time and effort to keep this rolling and I just don't have the time during a work week if this is going to continue dragging on

The champ match has ONE vote in 700 views

Vote on these open battles or we are off for a week

I woulda voted i just got home but u closed everything u beautiful fuckin dumpster diver.

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

I woulda voted i just got home but u closed everything u beautiful fuckin dumpster diver.

Stay home and prioritize text next time you glorious fucking cock gobbler

[Zaddy]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Stay home and prioritize text next time you glorious fucking cock gobbler

Yoooo my brother, let me get a battle this week I’ll show the same day you post the thread

[Destroyer]

Wtf I was literally voting

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Wtf I was literally voting

Ummm... I'm sorry for setting battles?

Jesus fucking christ

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Ummm... I'm sorry for setting battles?

Jesus fucking christ

fucking dying

Blue can't win lmao

[Destroyer]

I mean, I guess I forgive you

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I mean, I guess I forgive you

Her hair did spell "dick", bro

Also, the root line had me rolling