Attention Netcitizens

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Universe

Prosecution: Your honor I'd like to request this case be dismissed.

Wait. You know my client was a member of the Wu Tang Clan, right?

Judge: Oh boy. Which member?

He was a fan.

Judge: Being a fan doesn't make him a member.

Objection! Speculation.

Judge: Did you just object me?

I'd like to request an immediate Article 41 and move to strike.

Judge: I dont understand, you're striking your own testimony from the record? And theres no such thing as an Article 41.

... yet

Prosecution: Your honor, what are we doing here?

We're invoking my clients right to a speedy trial.

Judge: That's not what we're doing here.

I'd like my client to take the stand.

Corleone: Yo call me a Stan again motherfucker I'll show up to ya crib and ass fuck ya fams in front of ya and wear ya flesh as a turban you wop dyke prick faggot. I know peoples. I know ya IP address. I got ya narrowed down to Antarctica about 80 square miles due East from that polar ice cap that looks like a dime baggy.

I'm standing right next to you.

Corleone: For now. You be lying next time, and I wont even dump ya corpse for tha fishes.

Judge: Do you just threaten your lawyers life in my courtroom, Mr. Corleone?

Corleone: I know people..
That's alls im sayin. Just listen when I say I mean business and respect me and stay quiet. I ain't no joke.

I said take the stand by the way... I didnt call you a Stan.

Corleone: Oh shit sorry fam. I cant believe I got sucked into that. I'm amazed. Let's just get some votes goin. Wheres the jury?

Judge: I dont think a jury would help you, Mr. Corleone.

Corleone: Why?

Judge: Cuz you whack as fuck and lost to Sharp.

Corleone: Yo I OWN Sharp.

Judge: You wasted your best Sharp punchlines in Open Mic... twice. Baliff Bayou, please remove this wannabe from my courtroom.

Baliff Bayou: With pleasure... He about to GET... THESE... HANDS.

Corleone: Yo come near me with those mitts I will fucking shank you.

Baliff Bayou: Yooooo... I dont want that smoke. We cool?

Your honor! We just received some evidence in the form of a text conversation between my client and Sharp. In it, Sharp admits defeat in the battle!

Judge: This is... convenient, counselor. But you may proceed on the basis of pure fucking curiosity. Where did you come upon this new evidence?

We received it from a source.

Judge: Which source?

Lars.

Judge: Is this source reliable?

Oh yeah. Straight as an arrow. Never tries to make shit up to get a DQ win out of desperation.

Judge: What?

We call sraL to the stand!

Judge: I thought you said his name was Lars?

It's complicated. Diablo... please step up.

Judge: Diablo? What... the ... fuck.

Prosecution: I object to this in every possible way...

Da Brayn Lord: I hate my life.

Barcotic: I'll fucking fillet you, you red headed fat fuck, I'll use a hook and toss you in a chorus pond. But that doesn't correspond..

Da Brayn Lord: Anyone have a gun I can use to put me out of my misery?

Universe: Ay if Barc can flip cunt-agin' from contagion I can damn well use Viking-dens...

*Gunshot*

I think some dude just shot himself.

Corleone: That was me. I put that hit out. I got dem shooters everywhere.

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

vivionrvvneronvwnivnwrffjiehweuhfhw

[corleone]

Originally Posted by yung fe

on blood jit

thats my old crib, where I was raised at.. you looked me up on the yellow pages or something?

[corleone]

@yung fe

ahh.. you must of heard of me from around the way, being that you from b-town.. so niggas put you on.. I ran that block for years and years.. sold so much yayo and trees, shit is crazy.. lol let these niggas know man, ya boy get it in..

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Universe

Haha I'll stop. This was fun though.

Neighbor liked it. Just not how we usually hold court, maybe I’m just sentimental.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Corleone

thats my old crib, where I was raised at.. you looked me up on the yellow pages or something?

Bruh I thought you had people on Sharp, but there’s people on you?!

WOW you’re soft as FUCK

[corleone]

Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

Bruh I thought you had people on Sharp, but there’s people on you?!

WOW you’re soft as FUCK

nigga come see me if anything, real rap.. you seen my address on a photo and etc.. how am I soft if somebody looks me up? you cockateer.. smh..

[POET MiNDER]

Originally Posted by Corleone

@yung fe

ahh.. you must of heard of me from around the way, being that you from b-town.. so niggas put you on.. I ran that block for years and years.. sold so much yayo and trees, shit is crazy.. lol let these niggas know man, ya boy get it in..

This tom foolery will not be tolerated. Rescind your false claims and stop playing games before The Honorable Court gets tired.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Corleone

nigga come see me if anything, real rap.. you seen my address on a photo and etc.. how am I soft if somebody looks me up? you cockateer.. smh..

I’m good brother I’m older than 18 so I don’t talk hands with people on the internet

You got those vibes that weirdo from Don’t Fuck With Cats had with the pretend fame for attention I don’t really wanna be in the same city as you

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

Neighbor liked it. Just not how we usually hold court, maybe I’m just sentimental.

It was more the fact that he typed all of that out that I found amusing

Still, good show

[Amen]

Ya’ll still role playing?

Cute.

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

Universe you're killing my vibe personally but I'll wait to see if I'm alone but disc might not be your place

Lmao

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Universe

Prosecution: Your honor I'd like to request this case be dismissed.

Wait. You know my client was a member of the Wu Tang Clan, right?

Judge: Oh boy. Which member?

He was a fan.

Judge: Being a fan doesn't make him a member.

Objection! Speculation.

Judge: Did you just object me?

I'd like to request an immediate Article 41 and move to strike.

Judge: I dont understand, you're striking your own testimony from the record? And theres no such thing as an Article 41.

... yet

Prosecution: Your honor, what are we doing here?

We're invoking my clients right to a speedy trial.

Judge: That's not what we're doing here.

I'd like my client to take the stand.

Corleone: Yo call me a Stan again motherfucker I'll show up to ya crib and ass fuck ya fams in front of ya and wear ya flesh as a turban you wop dyke prick faggot. I know peoples. I know ya IP address. I got ya narrowed down to Antarctica about 80 square miles due East from that polar ice cap that looks like a dime baggy.

I'm standing right next to you.

Corleone: For now. You be lying next time, and I wont even dump ya corpse for tha fishes.

Judge: Do you just threaten your lawyers life in my courtroom, Mr. Corleone?

Corleone: I know people..
That's alls im sayin. Just listen when I say I mean business and respect me and stay quiet. I ain't no joke.

I said take the stand by the way... I didnt call you a Stan.

Corleone: Oh shit sorry fam. I cant believe I got sucked into that. I'm amazed. Let's just get some votes goin. Wheres the jury?

Judge: I dont think a jury would help you, Mr. Corleone.

Corleone: Why?

Judge: Cuz you whack as fuck and lost to Sharp.

Corleone: Yo I OWN Sharp.

Judge: You wasted your best Sharp punchlines in Open Mic... twice. Baliff Bayou, please remove this wannabe from my courtroom.

Baliff Bayou: With pleasure... He about to GET... THESE... HANDS.

Corleone: Yo come near me with those mitts I will fucking shank you.

Baliff Bayou: Yooooo... I dont want that smoke. We cool?

Your honor! We just received some evidence in the form of a text conversation between my client and Sharp. In it, Sharp admits defeat in the battle!

Judge: This is... convenient, counselor. But you may proceed on the basis of pure fucking curiosity. Where did you come upon this new evidence?

We received it from a source.

Judge: Which source?

Lars.

Judge: Is this source reliable?

Oh yeah. Straight as an arrow. Never tries to make shit up to get a DQ win out of desperation.

Judge: What?

We call sraL to the stand!

Judge: I thought you said his name was Lars?

It's complicated. Diablo... please step up.

Judge: Diablo? What... the ... fuck.

Prosecution: I object to this in every possible way...

Da Brayn Lord: I hate my life.

Barcotic: I'll fucking fillet you, you red headed fat fuck, I'll use a hook and toss you in a chorus pond. But that doesn't correspond..

Da Brayn Lord: Anyone have a gun I can use to put me out of my misery?

Universe: Ay if Barc can flip cunt-agin' from contagion I can damn well use Viking-dens...

*Gunshot*

I think some dude just shot himself.

Corleone: That was me. I put that hit out. I got dem shooters everywhere.

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Goooone

Post of the Year

[Sharp]

Let's not forget fraudulent claims of hands and littering in threads

[Diode]

I wish Universes LARPing rhymed.

[Witty]

This thread brings back great netcees memories.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

Universe you're killing my vibe personally but I'll wait to see if I'm alone but disc might not be your place

Lol

Damn youre a bitch nigga.

"Im not feelin you but i gotta see if im not alone cause im so pussy & need peoples approval"

You have zero vibes to kill you nerd.

Log off already you hoesenberg.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Pakistani Hand Cannon

Lol

Damn youre a bitch nigga.

"Im not feelin you but i gotta see if im not alone cause im so pussy & need peoples approval"

You have zero vibes to kill you nerd.

Log off already you hoesenberg.

you cannot get enough of me!!! it's unreal!

I love me too girl so I get it keep holding my dick

sharing a bunk bed with you must be why Eng is so depressed