Week One: Allen Knight vs. Slechtq - AK WINS

Blue Bayou · 04-04-2020, 04:51 PM

NBL Season XIV

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@Allen Knight
@Slechtq

slecht · 04-04-2020, 07:12 PM

Allencito

Allen Knight · 04-04-2020, 08:06 PM

Ayoo slechy 12?

slecht · 04-05-2020, 12:44 AM

Yup, you know.

slecht · 04-08-2020, 04:12 AM

I'll be dropping tonight. Don't think I'll need an extendo.

slecht · 04-08-2020, 11:55 PM

If I don't show up in the next 2 hrs. I need an extension lol.

Allen Knight · 04-09-2020, 11:37 AM

Shit thought it was due tonight lol will drop.

Allen Knight · 04-10-2020, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slechtq

Vs Habitat
this bozo's signaling that his posts are interesting
but yet...can't get close to this body - that's social distancing.

Nah bruh,

ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice
fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life
faggot aint even average, u always get smacked up
u been Boarder Line trash for so many yrs we all kno Esse' wack fuck
ur ho's addicted to my dick, sweatin w/ out it...yurns in her dreams
she kno's Wyatt's the best, as soon as i cut off the lights she turns into a Fiend
my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks
leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face
& if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em
1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions
run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw
aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall

slecht · 04-10-2020, 01:55 AM

You no-showed me last time...You've met your match, kid.

Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic.
A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket.
Hall of Famer going down-hill. No longer considered a master, spitting.
U been tryna get Biden but I'm sensing a burnout & it's not Sanders Quitting.
If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring.
Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King.
Disobeying all restrictions for the battle. You ain't stopping me, it's guaranteed.
Pull up on ya bitch for a close-up shot while I'm yelling ''Fuck Quarantine!''
No underprivileged Puerto Rican can beat me. Nice try, loser.
Schooled quick cuz they know I'm taking AK out quicker than a white shooter!
If they say that you're sick, you'll get whipped off with the pistol
Not risking it. Talk that Jazz & I'll end your game like you're Donovan Mitchell.

Aero · 04-10-2020, 01:42 PM

AK:

ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice
fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life
predictable
faggot aint even average, u always get smacked up
u been Boarder Line trash for so many yrs we all kno Esse' wack fuck
S A ... nah this isn't it
ur ho's addicted to my dick, sweatin w/ out it...yurns in her dreams
she kno's Wyatt's the best, as soon as i cut off the lights she turns into a Fiend
ok
my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks
leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face
okaycool
& if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em
1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions
cool.. I get the reference too.. the island where they're supposed to fight
run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw
aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall
better set up would help

Slecht:

Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic.
A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket.
hmm ok ok cool
Hall of Famer going down-hill. No longer considered a master, spitting.
U been tryna get Biden but I'm sensing a burnout & it's not Sanders Quitting.
nah
If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring.
Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King.
I've never seen someone threatening to fight over getting exotic.. big pussy line nah
Disobeying all restrictions for the battle. You ain't stopping me, it's guaranteed.
Pull up on ya bitch for a close-up shot while I'm yelling ''Fuck Quarantine!''
lol nah
No underprivileged Puerto Rican can beat me. Nice try, loser.
Schooled quick cuz they know I'm taking AK out quicker than a white shooter!
nah no thanks
If they say that you're sick, you'll get whipped off with the pistol
Not risking it. Talk that Jazz & I'll end your game like you're Donovan Mitchell.
needed wording

AK gets this. Slecht did really put his ideas together.

Barcotic · 04-10-2020, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice
fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life
Not good + miracle aka FGR juat did it in his video battle
faggot aint even average, u always get smacked up
u been Boarder Line trash for so many yrs we all kno Esse' wack fuck
Nah, nameplays like this are a stretch
ur ho's addicted to my dick, sweatin w/ out it...yurns in her dreams
she kno's Wyatt's the best, as soon as i cut off the lights she turns into a Fiend
I did this wp better. Miss
my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks
leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face
Ehhh, ok
& if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em
1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions
Island is mad played out but the current event flip made it a jab
run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw
aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall
Good but could've ben better. The 'I'll drawn' threw me off a bit

1 good punch
2 jabs
3 misses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slechtq

Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic.
A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket.
I like it
Hall of Famer going down-hill. No longer considered a master, spitting.
U been tryna get Biden but I'm sensing a burnout & it's not Sanders Quitting.
I used Biden better w/ no effort vs jb. Miss
If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring.
Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King.
Ha, dope
Disobeying all restrictions for the battle. You ain't stopping me, it's guaranteed.
Pull up on ya bitch for a close-up shot while I'm yelling ''Fuck Quarantine!''
Wow, no
No underprivileged Puerto Rican can beat me. Nice try, loser.
Schooled quick cuz they know I'm taking AK out quicker than a white shooter!
Nah, an AK flip has to be fire to hit atp and yours was far from it
If they say that you're sick, you'll get whipped off with the pistol
Not risking it. Talk that Jazz & I'll end your game like you're Donovan Mitchell.
Ok at best

2 good punches
1 jab
3 misses

Allen Knight · 04-10-2020, 04:15 PM

Fuck i ment draw

Letterman · 04-10-2020, 08:19 PM

ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice
fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life
& if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em
1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions
run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw
aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall

Vs

If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring.
Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King.

I got AK taking this pretty easily with more hits.

v/AK

Saint · 04-10-2020, 09:19 PM

AK: Island, Composite Sketch were the standouts.
chris brown was eh ok, opener too predictable even by now.

Slecht: opener was aight, Tiger King lotb
overall your wording wasnt quite as impactful as AKs. Some of the setups were a lil shaky too.

V AK

Ender · 04-11-2020, 04:19 PM

Allen Knight
my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks
leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face
& if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em
1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions
run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw
aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall

Slechtq
Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic.
A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket.
If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring.
Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King.

I have Allen Knight taking this with more hits in a fairly close battle.

Vote - Allen Knight

Blue Bayou · 04-11-2020, 06:26 PM

Allen wins

04-04-2020, 04:51 PM	#1
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Week One: Allen Knight vs. Slechtq - AK WINS NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due Wednesday by 11:59 PM PST. • Goal is for voting to end Saturdays • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 10 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @Allen Knight @Slechtq __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Inno; 04-10-2020 at 01:58 AM.

04-10-2020, 01:55 AM	#9
slecht Twitter: @ricanjq Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 582 Battle Record: 4-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 2236280	You no-showed me last time...You've met your match, kid. Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic. A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket. Hall of Famer going down-hill. No longer considered a master, spitting. U been tryna get Biden but I'm sensing a burnout & it's not Sanders Quitting. If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring. Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King. Disobeying all restrictions for the battle. You ain't stopping me, it's guaranteed. Pull up on ya bitch for a close-up shot while I'm yelling ''Fuck Quarantine!'' No underprivileged Puerto Rican can beat me. Nice try, loser. Schooled quick cuz they know I'm taking AK out quicker than a white shooter! If they say that you're sick, you'll get whipped off with the pistol Not risking it. Talk that Jazz & I'll end your game like you're Donovan Mitchell. Last edited by slecht; 04-10-2020 at 02:20 AM.

04-10-2020, 01:42 PM	#10
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,825 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	AK: ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life predictable faggot aint even average, u always get smacked up u been Boarder Line trash for so many yrs we all kno Esse' wack fuck S A ... nah this isn't it ur ho's addicted to my dick, sweatin w/ out it...yurns in her dreams she kno's Wyatt's the best, as soon as i cut off the lights she turns into a Fiend ok my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face okaycool & if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em 1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions cool.. I get the reference too.. the island where they're supposed to fight run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall better set up would help Slecht: Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic. A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket. hmm ok ok cool Hall of Famer going down-hill. No longer considered a master, spitting. U been tryna get Biden but I'm sensing a burnout & it's not Sanders Quitting. nah If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring. Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King. I've never seen someone threatening to fight over getting exotic.. big pussy line nah Disobeying all restrictions for the battle. You ain't stopping me, it's guaranteed. Pull up on ya bitch for a close-up shot while I'm yelling ''Fuck Quarantine!'' lol nah No underprivileged Puerto Rican can beat me. Nice try, loser. Schooled quick cuz they know I'm taking AK out quicker than a white shooter! nah no thanks If they say that you're sick, you'll get whipped off with the pistol Not risking it. Talk that Jazz & I'll end your game like you're Donovan Mitchell. needed wording AK gets this. Slecht did really put his ideas together. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

04-10-2020, 09:19 PM	#14
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,183 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535864	AK: Island, Composite Sketch were the standouts. chris brown was eh ok, opener too predictable even by now. Slecht: opener was aight, Tiger King lotb overall your wording wasnt quite as impactful as AKs. Some of the setups were a lil shaky too. V AK __________________

04-11-2020, 06:26 PM	#16
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Allen wins __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

04-04-2020, 07:12 PM	#2
slecht Twitter: @ricanjq Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 582 Battle Record: 4-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 2236280	Allencito

04-04-2020, 08:06 PM	#3
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Ayoo slechy 12?

04-05-2020, 12:44 AM	#4
slecht Twitter: @ricanjq Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 582 Battle Record: 4-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 2236280	Yup, you know.

04-08-2020, 04:12 AM	#5
slecht Twitter: @ricanjq Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 582 Battle Record: 4-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 2236280	I'll be dropping tonight. Don't think I'll need an extendo.

04-08-2020, 11:55 PM	#6
slecht Twitter: @ricanjq Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 582 Battle Record: 4-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 2236280	If I don't show up in the next 2 hrs. I need an extension lol.

04-09-2020, 11:37 AM	#7
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Shit thought it was due tonight lol will drop.

04-10-2020, 04:15 PM	#12
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Fuck i ment draw

04-10-2020, 08:19 PM	#13
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	ho's treat u like a corona case & it burns this virgins soul twice fuck practicin 'Social Distancing' bitches been stayin away from u ya whole life & if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em 1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall Vs If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring. Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King. I got AK taking this pretty easily with more hits. v/AK

04-11-2020, 04:19 PM	#15
Ender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 118 Battle Record: 5-12 Rep Power: 247408	Allen Knight my team copped'em new J's, we'll stomp u till the ground breaks leave ya grill tatted w/ so many Jordan Logo's shit'll look like Chris Browns face & if i see u its hands on sight pussy, fist'll mark & wreck'em 1 on 1 Island enough hits to make UFC PPV's look like sparring sessions run up on u w/ the ruger, let hollows spin thru ya jaw aint no 'Composite Sketch' but ill drawn on ur face & leave it pinned to a wall Slechtq Bodying everyone on NC's except me cuz you can't. That's classic. A body that remains to be seen... & it'll be yours in a Glass Casket. If this average joe gets exotic, I'll strike & swing if we're inside the ring. Spotlights on me for handling a big pussy. I'm the Tiger King. I have Allen Knight taking this with more hits in a fairly close battle. Vote - Allen Knight