08-03-2020, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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Destroyer 3-2 vs Adverse 2-3 - DESTROYER WINS
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08-04-2020, 12:16 PM | #2 |
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08-05-2020, 08:01 AM | #3 |
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08-06-2020, 09:48 PM | #4 |
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a gator ain’t swallowing that whale. Look at the pudge on this fool he so excited about the idea of ANYTHING eating he already leaving puddles of drool Shark tat on a dark hat??? bro, say ur just lyin ta me I knew u repped Cro, but I thought it was just of the “issant” variety an imperial unit of mass. we need a new system to describe u... I’d guess about 70 stone, and I’m not talking about the bricks behind u u brave as fuck to take this pic, man. I mean u a real rock star Them teeth look sharp as fuck- at least they not AS yellow as the crock’s are above his head - u can plug in ur phone so it charges up while u see the zoo but that looks like a small outlet - like what you think every time u leave a room I’ve seen the size of the target now. So I won’t just come with a knife dude &&& the stick I put up under ur neck gonna have ur jaw propped open for life too |
08-07-2020, 11:48 PM | #6 |
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"Bro I'm tryna look DOPE, come and pose for this picture!" Only dynamite thing about this flick is the fact you got Napoleon witcha I'm fucking bitches son, literally the bigger the cup the badder Only time y'all was gaming on sum D&Ds is arguing over who was dungeon master You might see this pic and reminisce like "dude we were some fuckin stoners" I ain't inciting gay shit to 'get a rise out you' Des, that dude literally has a fuckin boner Keystyled this in twenty minutes, while you overkilled with prep, it's over I'm the winner writing's on the wall like that Chilli Peppers poster That chip you're holding destined to be your last, this lame won't amount to shit Hilarious we can still see the closet that you just came out of bitch There it is! The origin story of text battling's biggest dick fanatic Only ironic dude you 'experimenting' with looks like fucking Rick Moranis Last edited by Adverse; 08-08-2020 at 09:09 AM. |
08-09-2020, 09:47 AM | #7 |
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Puddles of drool was hilarious and lotb
Croissant was ok pronunciation hurts it a bit Bricks was good Teeth was nicely worded Outlet nice Stick was nice closer Napoleon dynamite is a good angle for the pic but coulda hit harder I think D&Ds is cool but the & makes it slightly awkward Boner like cool Writings on the wall is decent Closer was funny Des has better concepts and smoother wording but he played a bit too much on fat jokes for me. Still did enough to take the W Vote - destroyer |
08-09-2020, 02:18 PM | #8 |
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a gator ain’t swallowing that whale. Look at the pudge on this fool
he so excited about the idea of ANYTHING eating he already leaving puddles of drool u brave as fuck to take this pic, man. I mean u a real rock star Them teeth look sharp as fuck- at least they not AS yellow as the crock’s are above his head - u can plug in ur phone so it charges up while u see the zoo but that looks like a small outlet - like what you think every time u leave a room vs. Bro I'm tryna look DOPE, come and pose for this picture!" Only dynamite thing about this flick is the fact you got Napoleon witcha You might see this pic and reminisce like "dude we were some fuckin stoners" I ain't inciting gay shit to 'get a rise out you' Des, that dude literally has a fuckin boner Barely quoted the boner shit 'cause of how poorly it was done but it still got a chuckle out of me Regardless, Dest had lotb and an extra quote Destroyer won |
08-09-2020, 05:44 PM | #9 |
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70 stone and small outlet were cool. Rest was average
Vs Napoleon was cool Vote Des |
08-09-2020, 08:16 PM | #10 |
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Des -
a gator ain’t swallowing that whale. Look at the pudge on this fool he so excited about the idea of ANYTHING eating he already leaving puddles of drool Shark tat on a dark hat??? bro, say ur just lyin ta me I knew u repped Cro, but I thought it was just of the “issant” variety above his head - u can plug in ur phone so it charges up while u see the zoo but that looks like a small outlet - like what you think every time u leave a room Ad - "Bro I'm tryna look DOPE, come and pose for this picture!" Only dynamite thing about this flick is the fact you got Napoleon witcha Cool battle. Des is kinda the clear winner here for me. Des, really liked the stuff i quoted, the 70 stone line was good as well, but I've honestly had it used on me before. Once again, Ad, you've got some decent ideas in that verse but your wording is really killing them sometimes. The D&D line for instance, nobody's actually saying "D&Ds" when referencing tits, so the comparison gets crushed under the weight (no pun) of the expectation of what that line could've been. Even slightly rewording it to "The only time double D's excite you nerds, there's an ampersand in the middle" would've worked slightly better. Opener was jokes though, i liked that. V - Des
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08-10-2020, 11:35 AM | #11 |
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08-10-2020, 12:00 PM | #12 |
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a gator ain’t swallowing that whale. Look at the pudge on this fool
he so excited about the idea of ANYTHING eating he already leaving puddles of drool ok hah Shark tat on a dark hat??? bro, say ur just lyin ta me I knew u repped Cro, but I thought it was just of the “issant” variety this is funny and corny maybe i'm missing something haha an imperial unit of mass. we need a new system to describe u... I’d guess about 70 stone, and I’m not talking about the bricks behind u okk u brave as fuck to take this pic, man. I mean u a real rock star Them teeth look sharp as fuck- at least they not AS yellow as the crock’s are borderline compliment 0/10 above his head - u can plug in ur phone so it charges up while u see the zoo but that looks like a small outlet - like what you think every time u leave a room im not feeling this I’ve seen the size of the target now. So I won’t just come with a knife dude &&& the stick I put up under ur neck gonna have ur jaw propped open for life too nicee vs "Bro I'm tryna look DOPE, come and pose for this picture!" Only dynamite thing about this flick is the fact you got Napoleon witcha cool I get this I'm fucking bitches son, literally the bigger the cup the badder Only time y'all was gaming on sum D&Ds is arguing over who was dungeon master ehh not hard hitting You might see this pic and reminisce like "dude we were some fuckin stoners" I ain't inciting gay shit to 'get a rise out you' Des, that dude literally has a fuckin boner ok cool Keystyled this in twenty minutes, while you overkilled with prep, it's over I'm the winner writing's on the wall like that Chilli Peppers poster this is kinda played could have been pulled off diferently That chip you're holding destined to be your last, this lame won't amount to shit Hilarious we can still see the closet that you just came out of bitch nah 0/10 There it is! The origin story of text battling's biggest dick fanatic Only ironic dude you 'experimenting' with looks like fucking Rick Moranis kinda forced but ok This was very good and very close, both had equal amount of misses so I had to rate each bar and I got Destroyer here with 1-2 more points. Adverse's closer was a bit forced the guys face just doesnt click as rick moranis and the chilli peppers poster could have been portrayed better imo, i've seen that execution before and it doesnt sting anymore for me. Also wtf at destroyer complimenting adverse tooths that was wholesome |
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