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Old 10-16-2013, 12:13 AM   #1
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Question The Clockwork Orgy.

I can't think of anything that rhymes with orange. It's giving me a hard time time. Clockwork Orgy.

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Old 10-16-2013, 12:20 AM   #2
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@CopyPat I added a bit. Can you see the difference? You should've posted yours.
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:16 AM   #3
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Haha great title. Yes obviously I can see tons of little differences and additions.

This is epic. Epically awesome. Will most likely be a votm from me. We'll see how the second half of Oct goes though... Can anyone top it!?
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:37 AM   #4
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This was impressive the flow was on point
enjoy the paragraph format you had going on
I feel you could have stopped before the last lines
but I guess that's the flare to it. lot of dope references
nice drop
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Old 10-16-2013, 03:43 AM   #5
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Old 10-16-2013, 08:14 AM   #6
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Inject Obama the bud, tab, or person?
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Old 10-16-2013, 09:58 AM   #7
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:33 AM   #8
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wow wow WOW. There was stuff and things in here I liked, but I will continue to read to see how well this connects. You write nice
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:41 AM   #9
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This was the best thing I've read by you. At first, the -attion rhymes threw me off because it's so simple. Then they kept coming. Then they kept coming more. I agree with whoever said the end was a little weaker. But I think that's the product of changing the rhyme after such a long run with one.

I liked how you stayed on topic, too. That made it difficult to turn this into a collaboration. I'm not as interesting a person as you. Maybe I could have written about you? That seems weird.

Nice work.
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #10
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Very dope, well done yoda
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:47 AM   #12
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You said my name but didn't @ me.
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LOL loved the Sinatra line

read this in the crew forum just yesterday, started writing a follow-up verse to it after reading Copy hadn't done his but now i see you've posted yours here anyway

good shit, brosef!
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am i allowed to not like this? because i didn't.
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Old 10-19-2013, 12:12 AM   #16
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No, you're not actually.
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fuck. i will sit in the corner nursing a watery scotch like a scabby mammary gland. sorry.
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Why don't you like it?
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yeah let me bump my thread with me answering back to you. why dont you like it
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Why don't you like it?
i think it was because of the part... with the words, y'know.
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