Spotlight: Blue Bayou Only Cypher

[Sharp]

Rules:

Participants must vote on minimum 4 battles to be eligible to win
No more than 800 lines per post
Blue Bayou Only
Cypher closes midnight, PST, Saturday 7/16
Winner TBA in next mag

[Blue Bayou]

YOURE FUCKING DEAD!!!

[Blue Bayou]

vs. kungfugrip

nothin’ but a suicide doper in the mold of his mother
irony 101: Kungs always ‘touching base’ but can’t get ahold of his brother
whether it’s your nose in the white or smoking many bowls in the night..
drugs aren't only a Vice Grip. they've got a Stronghold on your life
i’ll actually be happy if you quitting is the end result
then Chasing a Hi’ll just be the follow-up texts that you send to Pulse
but nahh you’ll never kick the habit. if i pull out a fat bic lighter..
you’ll Fall off the Wagon faster than Cashius swerving to hit a black hitchhiker
been wack since 07 & even sober there’s no notable drops
we don't need to see Kevin Spacey to know you’re fucking Horrible, Boss
your girl left so now you’re never touching thigh or breast
your idea of Big Spoon/Little Spoon is just deciding how high to get
whole legacy’s a sham man you’re average when dissin’
fuck your Key Grip. 20 years in the industry & STILL you don’t have that position
you dont have the rage to mess with me champ
only Mean Gene you’ve ever had in your body was at wrestling camp
whether its Lorazepam + half a gram or some liquor instead
you’re 3 sheets to the wind.. embarrassed you gotta dry em after pissing the bed
mannnn your health’s severely declined
you've had more Djinn than every Wishmaster scene in the series combined
depressed from drugs & i’m NOT just talkin’ crack and meth
these days even a Blunt Force Trauma. you’ll feel the same when my bat connects
AA got you nowhere so don’t you dare lie to me Kev
your 12th Step is a cop yelling “stop. you failed the road sobriety test”



vs. Uh-oh

this kid got a new whip eventho his paper is light..
sad really, Jim picked up the 300 then Tits did the same thing later that night
when i have my shirt off i feel great because i’m lit & so buff
when Jim is absentee he gets super embarrassed & wishes he didn't show up
paying for lapdance after lapdance what a tragic mind state
funny you keep sayin’ Diploma but never even made it past the 9th grade
talk shit i’m bringing war to your team
i’ll have a Cal at the front-door Spraying like that Euphoria scene
or we’re coming in guns blazing like a viper storming
you’ll hear Pops in the Basement that isn’t just a washed-up biker snoring
then i’ll give the women in ya life some of the hottest loving
take ya momma to pound town, then it's Cistern like cottage plumbing
going on and on about your beats like it’s vital skill..
ya you’re a lights-out producer…pops gon’ be pissed when you cant pay the hydro bill
my “base model” is the Cullinan w/ a smooth ride & maneuvers
jime’s Base Model is a bunch of army Lego’s cuz the guy is a loser
& your ex isn’t the type i’d wanna grind on a mattress
Indicate? sure...i’d make it VERY clear i don’t find her attractive
celebrity deaths can be tragic & cause grieving pain
but the most disturbing James Caan yet is Mal convincing him she’s leaving Shane




to be continued

[Blue Bayou]

vs. UserName


labeling me "wordplay only" is proof you're a cunt
truly it's nuts...i swept you twice in a row without using it once
it's cute Sharp has you doing memes & running with shit
congrats. for the first time in years you’ve done something funny with pics
the truth is you fell off HARD & your quotes are in doubt
i’m not gunna Sugarcoat it Tony…if i did you’d prolly foam at the mouth
when your waitress has to clean up mannn she’s dreading the bin..
knowing you went thru more Wings then Zarg did in 9 centuries of shedding his skin
all this talk about Dummy’s and K’s
we know you love Drum/Stick Bars. your fat ass eats like 20 a day
TikTok thought about BDSM hoping you’d get harder this time
but panicked knowing she’d need Bigger Chains then Walmart & Target combined
see, i’m a QB1 talent yaaa my stuff is legit
Intentional Grounding to you is sending TT’s daughter to her room for suckin a dick
glock leave you on your back wrapped in gauze in a do or die state
crying to your parents. Mummified never fought blue i might have the use of my legs
toss ya torso in the attic then dump ya legs in a seedy basement
have the two sides are so far apart they hire Ajax to perform a mediation
clip your nuts with a round when the tech go bust..
Battlestar Galactica filming - Shoot the Sackoff & leave the Set blown up
ate so much your last flight Delta hit you with an oral contract
went thru more Plates on that Red-Eye then Kano in makeup filming Mortal Kombat

[Blue Bayou]

vs. Bags

beat you blue, black & purple w/ a reapers wrath. til ya teeth’r smashed
so many Colorful Rings around ur eyes you can use em as your Recur Pass
your workouts are garbageee. but i don’t care that your moves are sloppy
saddest Deadlift yet was your father getting ripped out the ground to exhume the body
so don’t state you’re a weight vet. or a great with an ape chest
only Resistance Training you do is practice blowing ur whistle in case of a rape threat
stopped eating healthy, got bloated now this bitch is a twirp
check his freezer…you'll see more Ribs than Bag’s daughter lifting her shirt
heard she fled a mental hospital thru some ferns & trees..
but if you think she’s running thru Wood now…just wait until she turns 13
ran as far as she could cause she just doesn’t wanna see you guy
cops found her wrapped around a tree…reminiscent of your Jeep & DUI
i know Des, Dull & Rod looove jockin’ you wussy
but the truth is you’re a fucking doucheBag. no wonder you only rub off on the pussy’s
so i’m coming at you livid with the hardest hits
gouge out your eyes. u’ll have to learn to live without Vision like The Scarlet Witch
but it’s good your back workin’ on your Delts, keep liftin to heavy ya neck
i’ve been Shrugging my shoulders for years too…when asked why you get any respect

[Blue Bayou]

vs. Dave


idgaf about a British rapper's tracks & set list
if we're talkin Dave's Psychodrama – that’s the reason his ex packed & left him
oh ya, and fuck your location & cultural pride
i only mention your Sussex cuz i know for a fact she banged multiple guys
^kinkiest chick ever so don't act like i'm the bad guy pal..
i mentioned a Golden Shower & she was Taking the Piss more than a “lads night out”
get real Dave. theres no chance of beating me out
you got an Olde English swag & wording that reads like it’s drinking w/ Ouch
nobody gives this British lame a mention
his verses Flop so much refs gave em a Red Card & a game suspension
i cause quite a stir with the bitches when i’m tastin’ the coochie
you cause quite a stir too. making sure your date sees ZERO trace of the roofie
i’ll kill your stupid fucking cats w/ a 12 gauge bro
you’ll see Garfield & Toby get sent to another dimension like No Way Home
& i pray you don’t claim you’re some UPN cat with fire..
you’re only relevant now cuz kung snorted himself stupid & frac retired

[Blue Bayou]

vs. LGI / Rodney


at first i think "dont rap. this is basically a person disabled"..
but then part of Migos yooo this faggot looks like a strung out version of Quavo
i get shit done Rod. masterbate while i drive the car
Multi-tasking for you is setting aside half your day just to rhyme a bar
drunk homeless failure. percs, beers & antihistamines
by 10am you’ve had more Red Stripes than every General in history
so don’t say another word about squeezin’ techs or street respect
yaaa you see a Barrel Fire everynight. but only got Arms Out so you don’t freeze to death
tore my ACL in high school. could barely hobble. family feared for Blue
i felt like a pussy being supported by a Nurse…that’s been the last 20 years for you
but Blade’s about to serve you papers cuz she’s way too horrored
forget Separation. that bitch wants Cooper Kupp matched against a grade school corner
algebra genius. i solve for "x" cuz i’ma dork with the math
Rod’s Solve for X is offering to suck his dealers dick when he's short on the cash
i’m not talkin quick trips to the store for Skoal or some Lays..
when Rod shouts "won't be long” he’s just describing his boner to Blade
& the state of Rod’s house has become a tragedy fast
got busted for selling drugs but the guy doesn't have any grass

[Blue Bayou]

vs. Zuch


your SC run started off strong but you were certain to lose
when it came down to Matinee. at the end it was curtains for you
besides, you used my line against Kung so you’re sort of a jerk
i’d rub your nose in it but i wouldn’t wanna disrupt the core of the earth
been average for a decade bro you're sort of a chump
greats whipped em. rape victim...you tried but can't get over the hump
hasn't listened to Nas once. who said this dork is a threat?
all Matt knows about Ether is it’s under 1200 & he's short on the rent
your homies sampled jaime’s puss yaaa all The Tropics nailed
forget Thomas…the Train’s the reason the relationship went off the rails
in hindsight i bet her using you for money was a bit frustrating
it wasn’t love…she was playing mined games for a profit like your crypto gaming
Burberry suit alllll black i got the hardest drip..
while i’m doing up Mai Tai’s you're makin em at some shitty bar for tips
workin’ part-time & the grind is just shitty
^speaking of interim jobs...your new girl just told me she's dyingg to lick me
i hear a pro-golfer’s what you’re trying to be
but Matt you’re 5’5…must have a Mini-Driver Will Hunting’s driving to see

[Blue Bayou]

vs. Drew aka Fracture



you don’t know shit about my resume of smashin’ legends
past AND present –
beat the best of every generation BET YOUR ASS I’M W/ FRAC & RESIN
i love old shoot’ em up movies. click-bang they’re a wild ride
to me the Best Western was Tombstone...to Frac it was shit pay and a child bride
dreamy & steamy. great stubble bitches’ cream when they see me
Biancas 5 o’clock shadow is Frac following her home from work to see if she’s cheating
sure my rock-bottom was tough but i pulled myself off the pavement
Frac’s Rock Bottom was followed by the People’s Elbow to unconscious Jaden
crazy dating the 38 year old man all the staff kept calling a geek..
friends told her she’d ‘lost her mind’ then she had her head severed the following week
claims he’s the GM but if you really want the truth here’s facts..
LinkedIn Reviews read “Good Bell-Hop” like Steelers Highlights from a few years back
& fuck your Black Book you'll always be a nerd to me boss
besides...every Harem-bae’s the size of an ape and deserves to be shot
face fatter than Jim’s - butterscotch problems holding ya back
wanna commit to Bianca but her Scotch problem's holding ya back
mad i’ve beat em 3 times in a row so my dawg is relentless
it was nothing to L A King. now Drew Doughty’s a great & he's on the Defensive