don't sleep on the new star wars

[Junto]

hope you get Aurora'd on your sixth time watching in theatres you fuckin faggot

@Destroyer

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

idk who that is.
but u look like a grape snow cone covered w/ pubic hair foh.

U look like one of the students from the movie "187"

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Junto

hope you get Aurora'd on your sixth time watching in theatres you fuckin faggot

@Destroyer

right back at u alias scum

[veritas]

THE MORE I THINK ON IT, THE MORE THIS MOVIE SUCKED. AND WITH MY LOVE OF THE ORIGINALS IT MADE IT SUCK EVEN MORE.

YOUR MOVE NEW STAR TREK.

[Destroyer]

your troll game is worse than the prequels

[Hush]

Prolly won't see it

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

your troll game is worse than the prequels

Is this addressed to me?

[Destroyer]

who else?

[Destroyer]

hush, you have permission to sleep on everything but when behind the wheel...

[Certain]

The four flaws that I still am thinking about (extreme nerd post about to happen in this thread), in reverse order:

4. Han Solo never used Chewbacca's bowcaster.

This struck me as odd right away, and I'm glad someone brought it up here. But whatever. It was trivial.

3. Kylo Ren's power.

This one may be explicable if you ascribe to the importance of focus when using the Force, though that still does not explain why he was using the Force at Darth Sidious levels. But it contributes to a larger issue that the First Order is not nearly as threatening as the Empire, Snoke is not nearly as threatening as Emperor Palpatine and Kylo Ren is not nearly as threatening as Darth Vader. The bad guys are going to have to seriously up the ante in the next one.

2. Rey.

She probably is Luke's daughter. Get ready for that predictable twist. And that makes her entire plot line in this movie very contrived. You're telling me Luke Skywalker's daughter just happens to be an immensely Force-sensitive poor girl on the exact planet where BB-8 gets lost while holding a piece of a map to Luke Skywalker? You could argue the Force drew her to BB-8 since it works in mysterious ways, but that still seems like a pretty major contrivance. Other elements of her power do manifest themselves before she realizes she has the Force —for instance, she's a great fighter and pilot. I don't mind her having such a complete "awakening" and being able to use the Force so early on because we obviously are to interpret her as an enormously powerful future Jedi. But I do hope they avoid making her Rey Skywalker. We don't need that.

1. Finn's transformation.

God, this one is getting to me more and more. They brushed his turn from stormtrooper to resistance leader off as though it were nothing for him. If we are to believe that stormtroopers now are kidnapped at birth and trained for their whole lives to serve the First Order, why is Finn so charismatic? How would he have developed such an interesting personality? Furthermore, if stormtroopers are slaves and also the people Finn grew up with, why is he so OK with murdering them? In his very first battle, he kills stormtroopers with no hesitation. Wasn't murder the reason he was running?

With all of that said, it still was a very good movie. And there still is plenty of time —at least two more movies with this cast —to resolve three of those issues. I am looking forward to the next one.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

who else?

How do want me to make you feel tonight?

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

YOUR MOVE NEW STAR TREK.

You already know. There's not really much difference between the 2 now. Everybody is an over the top action star now and Lens flares

[Destroyer]

sexy @Veritas

[Ghost1]

Lol

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

sexy @Veritas

Ok. Put your wife on the phone. I will coach her. Fair?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

You already know. There's not really much difference between the 2 now. Everybody is an over the top action star now and Lens flares

HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Batty

Lolololol drive your remote control bb8 into ur butthole.

If you're a legit fan of Star Wars, you already know random niggas don't just pick up lightsabers and fuck up Sith. You gotta train and shit tho.

Yo, answer this... how do you go from thinking the Jedi are a myth to automatically knowing how to do jedi mind tricks and willing your lightsaber into your hand lolololol

Han used a light saber

Also, Rey is Luke's daughter

[Geno]

Peeped in 3d
Han solo son is a whore though. Anyone else notice that but me? Stay getting chumped

Nostalgic to say the least. I was hype way more than expected during movie

[Geno]

Oh.. and. It was when she touched the sabre and got the visions. Thats when the force took over. She got a pep talk from pink whooopi goldberg and when she had no other choice.. she tried it and it worked. U have to remember. Even solo son said the force was strong with her before she even knew it. He jive tipped her off and she ki d of followed suit and did what he performed on her rite bak. Yea.. to me more training is necessary to defeat an already trained dark side jedi.. so that was ki d of meh. But it was still dope

[Geno]

Also.. i gotta admit. I was really confused aboug who vader/solo son was. Didnt even know solo had a son and thought itg was just a new vader mask. Espescially was like wtf when the original vader mask was shown while solo son was asking it for guidance i was like yo.. wtf is going on. This guy isnt vader? So i finally realized after thinking vader was solo son that i was so fuckibg wrong. Solo son and vader were two diff peeps. Its just crazy to me how the whole relationship thing worked out.. lume is vader son. Solo is lume bestvfriend. Solo son is vader prodigy.. and luke daughter is now his lifelong enemy ( solo son ). Fuckjbg crazy twist of events imo. Obviously i have to go back and watvh the 70-80s movies over to see whT the fuck i cant remember and how i lost ao muvh info over the years. The newer three to me are meaningless. But i will be watvhing them also cause dug force awakens so much. Just glad thT they killed harrison off. Cause he looking old as fuck and aint got many movie appearances left in him. At least luke lookin youbg enough to be in a few more and train his daughter before they kill him off.