Better Call SOL

Universe · 06-24-2022, 01:18 PM

."We don’t have to understand each other. Things are fine the way they are.” —Chuck McGill

......

Open the lines of communication, even Ted Kaczynski knows that Uni bomb
Can't override what I stowaway, I just refuse to lodge in a fuselage
You happy with being lukewarm, just an empty vessel showing off
Stepping in the ring trying to leave a mark like MJF with Tony Khan
Change avatars-and it's still you... That's just a big problem
These dudes 'vine' for attention but always snap when you swing on 'em
I'm still floored you held up this long like a crappy billboard
You got running rough-shot down to a T like Happy Gilmore
Move on you cowards, you can't compare what I'm involved with now
But a tundra comparisons between us without ever finding solid ground
I don't need to be aloof to get people to dwell
Interest is through the roof, like booking a room at the Cecil Hotel
Used to be broke as fuck with a low rent truck, a steaming little smoker
Now it's got more high-drawl-licks than Heath Ledger's Joker
May not beat you but I'm your match, you festering normal emotions
Seems you getting hands and a tie, sir... like entering stores during Covid
Can't let your hair down, that man bun is a joke to most
Guess everyone in 'hair ties' like AOWL when the votes are close
Either finish battles or don't... It's a good thing you ain't cut throat
Trust bro, I'm harder on myself than a new game plus mode
I'm close to the 3rd rock from the sun, I'm not on it though
God-like prose, as far as monoliths go I'm John Lithgow
Write incognito but those ghosts aren't really cloaked
This is real-efficiency-up-close like hosts of fishing shows
To quote Ted Lasso, you too tense like a wigwam in a teepee
My lines are so squeaky clean they should come with a squeegee
You the bum in the street I avoid immediately
I'd BLOW if I ran into you dickheads like the start of The Boys season 3
You'll get vaporized like CBD... I have lots of schwag
There's foreign pretense on every corner, yeah, I got you pegged
Lost on the page, these guys might need a statement or two
Just to reorient themselves like Resin finally embracing his roots
No pick up lines on the side, who you pointing that thumb at dude?
Riding with my crew like unconsciousness - We're all disappointed you're coming to...
You average as average gets, only thing under your seat is a booster
If something jumps out about you it's the women that flee from your Uber
Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe - That's unbelievable love
You needle dick fucks are too-chickenshit... all you need is a cup
Stop your bellyaching like Tums... Here's the problem son
With tons of 3 Musketeers bars you still wouldn't 'offer one'
They tell me, "You dope Uni but if you land in SOL you're done"
Oh really? Sharp ain't the only one to cancel Culture once...
Lightyears ahead, you too down to Earth to know you're buzzed
Death by Bronteroc, it's just another word you Don't Look Up
Played The Last of Us in a dungeon while Fire-flies above
Stuck in tiny ruts, but nothing quite lights me up like writing does...
If I'm-Abby-real ironclad... I coulda floored you without it
If you want to make headlines for killing mayne, at least be core-Joel about it
Unless I can sound off in this forum I'm not sure that I'll press on
Like a bandana, I wrap my head around more than I let on...
Assert my indomitable will, whack ya family at random
You live off a name with no discernable skill, Pakistani Hand Cannon
Like mafias you're whack as it gets; Talk smack then repent
Won't come to blows, but the goal's def-a-sit down like the national debt
Flippant remarks mean we're flippin' cars, a retail listing's far fetched
Your RV a mint condition investment only if our vehement conditions are met...
Keep you abreast it seems; What's a king of a textless league?
Now you wanna mess with me? Shoulda left tit alone like a mastectomy
You a recipe, hoping that shameful flow turns to somethin'
Your mistakes it seems are bakeries, half-baked and overabundent
You're one of a kind, but if you think that Texas holding 'em over you're bluffin'
Thanksgiving supper ain't the only time I'll see a Turducken...
But those men-did bridges like construction - I'm keeping the severed limb
It's so cosmetic it can cause medics to not even attend to it
I'm a address the damage like a tensor bandage, it's just a tiny rip
I got a tailored clothes fetish... I'm doing whatever I see fit
Who am I kidding? I'm lying if I say I measure my size
My German fashion designer hates my wardrobe - I'm getting dressed to the nines
In my realest state you'll end up bodied on top of geeks misaligned
So everytime I force ale down on my property it's a sign...
You won once and never again, even you think that ratio's biased
That's a freak win, see? All I heard since was radio silence...
....Bragging with no rhymes cannot seem stranger
Each lame word leaves more of a red Flag behind than Peacemaker
I stay ahead of the bull, bring the gore, you seeing red is amazing
All those footsteps are fading, every Minotaur attention is waning
Got a big head, you Headshrinkers Manage to lose to the brainless
So if you get Capped in Lieu, I'll buy no funeral arrangements
This statement's a political sleeper cell - Not up for debate, kid
My only competition is line limits... What's left to say?

Shit.

Open the lines of communication...

06-24-2022, 01:18 PM	#1
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 999 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178702	Better Call SOL ."We don’t have to understand each other. Things are fine the way they are.” —Chuck McGill ...... Open the lines of communication, even Ted Kaczynski knows that Uni bomb Can't override what I stowaway, I just refuse to lodge in a fuselage You happy with being lukewarm, just an empty vessel showing off Stepping in the ring trying to leave a mark like MJF with Tony Khan Change avatars-and it's still you... That's just a big problem These dudes 'vine' for attention but always snap when you swing on 'em I'm still floored you held up this long like a crappy billboard You got running rough-shot down to a T like Happy Gilmore Move on you cowards, you can't compare what I'm involved with now But a tundra comparisons between us without ever finding solid ground I don't need to be aloof to get people to dwell Interest is through the roof, like booking a room at the Cecil Hotel Used to be broke as fuck with a low rent truck, a steaming little smoker Now it's got more high-drawl-licks than Heath Ledger's Joker May not beat you but I'm your match, you festering normal emotions Seems you getting hands and a tie, sir... like entering stores during Covid Can't let your hair down, that man bun is a joke to most Guess everyone in 'hair ties' like AOWL when the votes are close Either finish battles or don't... It's a good thing you ain't cut throat Trust bro, I'm harder on myself than a new game plus mode I'm close to the 3rd rock from the sun, I'm not on it though God-like prose, as far as monoliths go I'm John Lithgow Write incognito but those ghosts aren't really cloaked This is real-efficiency-up-close like hosts of fishing shows To quote Ted Lasso, you too tense like a wigwam in a teepee My lines are so squeaky clean they should come with a squeegee You the bum in the street I avoid immediately I'd BLOW if I ran into you dickheads like the start of The Boys season 3 You'll get vaporized like CBD... I have lots of schwag There's foreign pretense on every corner, yeah, I got you pegged Lost on the page, these guys might need a statement or two Just to reorient themselves like Resin finally embracing his roots No pick up lines on the side, who you pointing that thumb at dude? Riding with my crew like unconsciousness - We're all disappointed you're coming to... You average as average gets, only thing under your seat is a booster If something jumps out about you it's the women that flee from your Uber Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe - That's unbelievable love You needle dick fucks are too-chickenshit... all you need is a cup Stop your bellyaching like Tums... Here's the problem son With tons of 3 Musketeers bars you still wouldn't 'offer one' They tell me, "You dope Uni but if you land in SOL you're done" Oh really? Sharp ain't the only one to cancel Culture once... Lightyears ahead, you too down to Earth to know you're buzzed Death by Bronteroc, it's just another word you Don't Look Up Played The Last of Us in a dungeon while Fire-flies above Stuck in tiny ruts, but nothing quite lights me up like writing does... If I'm-Abby-real ironclad... I coulda floored you without it If you want to make headlines for killing mayne, at least be core-Joel about it Unless I can sound off in this forum I'm not sure that I'll press on Like a bandana, I wrap my head around more than I let on... Assert my indomitable will, whack ya family at random You live off a name with no discernable skill, Pakistani Hand Cannon Like mafias you're whack as it gets; Talk smack then repent Won't come to blows, but the goal's def-a-sit down like the national debt Flippant remarks mean we're flippin' cars, a retail listing's far fetched Your RV a mint condition investment only if our vehement conditions are met... Keep you abreast it seems; What's a king of a textless league? Now you wanna mess with me? Shoulda left tit alone like a mastectomy You a recipe, hoping that shameful flow turns to somethin' Your mistakes it seems are bakeries, half-baked and overabundent You're one of a kind, but if you think that Texas holding 'em over you're bluffin' Thanksgiving supper ain't the only time I'll see a Turducken... But those men-did bridges like construction - I'm keeping the severed limb It's so cosmetic it can cause medics to not even attend to it I'm a address the damage like a tensor bandage, it's just a tiny rip I got a tailored clothes fetish... I'm doing whatever I see fit Who am I kidding? I'm lying if I say I measure my size My German fashion designer hates my wardrobe - I'm getting dressed to the nines In my realest state you'll end up bodied on top of geeks misaligned So everytime I force ale down on my property it's a sign... You won once and never again, even you think that ratio's biased That's a freak win, see? All I heard since was radio silence... ....Bragging with no rhymes cannot seem stranger Each lame word leaves more of a red Flag behind than Peacemaker I stay ahead of the bull, bring the gore, you seeing red is amazing All those footsteps are fading, every Minotaur attention is waning Got a big head, you Headshrinkers Manage to lose to the brainless So if you get Capped in Lieu, I'll buy no funeral arrangements This statement's a political sleeper cell - Not up for debate, kid My only competition is line limits... What's left to say? Shit. Open the lines of communication... __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future.. Last edited by Universe; 06-24-2022 at 05:36 PM. Reason: I'm harder on myself than a new game plus mode...