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Old 05-14-2014, 10:39 AM   #1
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Default sooo i just got out of jail

About a week ago Im in the crib chilling my cousin hit me like Yo

Im like yo

He pulled up on me

So we chilling laughing at Donald sterling

And he like lets smoke

Im like cool but I aint got no wraps…so we gotta go to the store, cool?

Cool.

The weather had just broke its was are first 70 degree day so im like lets walk its only a block away plus I just moved so I wanna get a feel of my apt. complex

I take the weed and my heater open my car door throw it in like I don’t wanna carry this out here u know these crackas be on sum bullshit and I tell him put his up cuz we not in Detroit it aint like that here the most we’ll have to do is slap a muthafucka (I just moved from Detroit to whats considered a suburb)

^^^^^sooooooo glad I did that

We at the store I see this bitch I went to highschool w/who is disabled her lower half is shaped like a X her knees knock when she walks so she always had a shitty attitude so I used to pick @ her she did like this heavy stomp on her good leg pass me so I knew she was mad im like don’t be mad at me I didn’t do that to you GOD did go throw a bomb at a church or sumthn but leave me tf alone

So she buying a four loko and I say do you really need to be leaning anymore than you already are? really though? Who you tryna get open for? Who can even fuck you without yo knees shaving off they hip bone from all the rubbin?

She gets pissed but idgaf

I get the wraps + some Hennessey

Then my dude walks in the store Im like yo

He like yo

He like I didn’t see yo car outside how you get here…I felt like walkin

He say oh. You want a ride? I said “No” as im saying “no” my cousin sayin “yes” my cousin like 6’4 300lbs and lazy I’m like 6’3 180lbs so his weight was the issue here

I say fuck it we jump in he like I got weed lets smoke im like cool

We smoke drink my cousin talkin abt fuckin bitches and im like cool he like I got some Viagra im like I don’t need it though and my homeboy like me either and my cousin pops one (he like 36 but me and my homeboy 23ish though)

So we headed back to my house after hittin up McDonalds and some hoes comin in about 20 minutes (these hospital bitches I called in between all of this and was putting them on) then the police come from out of no where

My homeboy wanted for an attempted murder and armed robbery so im like man tf and my cousin on parole and its a heater in the car (I got off probation in march or april idk) so we having that moment before u know u gone get flicked so they like we gone run im like im not imma stay yall can just take the heater…cool? Cool.

My homeboy like hand it to me its under the seat im like no cuz if u run n throw it my prints on it then it fall on me so he reach n grab it

Police hit the lights we turn up a street he jump out he had the pistol in a liquor store plastic bag the bag rip as he getting out and it fall directly on the seat (lol) so its sitting there

My cousin didn’t run either because he was too lazy to

Short story my nigga get away but it’s a gun lingering so they like whose is it? Im like not mine and they like who ran im like some nigga I gave $20 to drop me off he was just passing by I never seen him before im like if it was mine I wudda ran to my cousin tellin them the same shit we in county later on that night

He like yo

Im like what (no more yo’s lol just what)

He like it didn’t wear off yet im like what

He make a face insinuating im supposed to know im like wtf u talkin abt

He like the Viagra (lmao)

He like stop laughin it aint funny but im like it is

Anyway I had to wait to get questioned by a detective before I could get a bond I did I got a pending gun charge and my cousin violated for being around a pistol at all but its gone get dropped he might have to do a few months though for dropping dirty

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Old 05-14-2014, 10:44 AM   #2
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Old 05-14-2014, 10:45 AM   #3
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lol. sounds like a Rawn story but I actually believe this one
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Old 05-14-2014, 10:45 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2014, 10:46 AM   #5
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Old 05-14-2014, 10:48 AM   #6
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Damn. Dope story.

Sorry shit went down like that!

Glad you a free man

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Old 05-14-2014, 10:58 AM   #7
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Lol

I enjoyed it personally



X legs & county lockup boner were pretty good

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Old 05-14-2014, 11:06 AM   #8
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Lol. Saw this episode on cops minus viagra induced bruce bruce boners
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Old 05-14-2014, 11:09 AM   #9
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Ur a dumbass.
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Yea this is stupid
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Old 05-14-2014, 11:29 AM   #13
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smh@ I agree with Hush.
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