09-21-2018, 01:11 PM | #1 |
Everything's Connected
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Unearthed
"My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of
machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for?" - Virginia Woolf ...... I come from underneath that's what unearthed means You bum emcees are up shits creek on a buffered stream Claim you getting the best of me on a refreshed screen Kid please, I made ya netcees like a web freeze Made ya net-seize, burn an effigy, if you're an effin' G... I'm an H I J K LMNO P Put me in a spell and sentence me, I'm evil as hell I keep to myself, I'll let the work speak for itself Once king of the playground now I'm bringing the plague 'round When the outbreak breaks out I'm not giving a way out I'm the insidious gray cloud over you wretched emcees You all talk, bunch a small Pac's like the infectious disease It's the creature of habit like Jack Reacher gone rabid A sneak preview in action without the feature attraction I stay active n' lay-text like I practise safe sex Your apex is the grave mistake I haven't made yet You sayin' a trophy's dumb cuz you know he won On the podium is the only time you'll show me up You rep where you're from but that shit's a sewer duct Windows are boarded up like a double decker tour bus When all is said and done I'm on another level haters Always get the W, don't press my buttons, call me the L evader Draw volts across the switches, one jolt can shock the system Y'all posts apocalyptic although it's not that cryptic You gassed up underdogs like Lloyd and Harry's last trip Got off to a rocky start, you wondering where my Aspen Ass-been? Whatever, 'aspiring' artists take an 'aspirin' Go against my-grain and I may raid your cabinet Think you fly with mouth all zipped 'til my profound crotch is itched I'm in the house watchin' Twitch where Mighty Mouse Johnson is Michael J Fox with this, get sloppy seconds 'til my watch is fixed Now I just popped my wrist thinking of the mouth of a college bitch Cycle through this, it's been a minute since I dropped some shit If there's a recycling bin I'm in it, thought that was obvious Hedging bets all along like Edward Scissorhands cuttin' lawns If hiccups suppress a yawn I'm in the upper echelon I give a fuck what drug ya on, I'm not expecting a change Your shit's not in circulation so what you injecting's in vain You want smoke but re-coil like you emptying vapes Showboats, the rest of ya clickbait like a plentyoffish date You cut and paste, I'm just sayin', most of y'all insane Drop today but no responses came, you stalkless prey You no killer, if a body outlined in chalk decays... You hard pressed to have a hand in it like the walk of fame Window panes distort the views, I build torture rooms Lies record the truth, paint dries and portraits move It's a clean sweep but outside a board is loose Porch removed, I don't know what I'm in for like screws You say "why make lines that remind of chores you do?" I say "how can I ignore the broom that wipes the floor with you?" THAT'S a metaphor you goof, I'll bring you up to speed Ghostwriter's run the streets so I'm the tumbleweed That's tongue n' cheek like a mouthful of bumblebees That-stung-in-cheek, no one's doubting your buzz is weak Get a leg up on me and I'll expose his reach Cut 'em below his knees then just blow a sneeze On the first six rows of seats, hurl my gloves in the bleachers Guess blood must be leaking cuz I'm covered in leeches Here's a troubling secret and a deadly rumour... Waking out of a dead sleep proves there's a Freddie Kruger This is the target I've garnered from far and wide It's like the red carpet when the stars align Sometimes I won't even look at the comments guys I don't stick my neck out to be ostracized... (ha) You rhyme written stored notes then hide it If I want to battle you I'm texting your phone tonight bitch I heard you get no advice when left to your own devices That's a flat out lie, so guess I am prone to write it I overnight this, if you wanna talk rap or talk crap... Check out my podcast like my dog scratched where my arm snapped I'm hoping you got that, I don't wanna have to explain it You wanna do combat? Nah, I'd rather tackle a language I'll put everyone on blast like the fucking challenger spaceship Drop the alcohol flask, nothing worse than talent that's wasted Y'all should just fall back cuz I love to rattle your cages Thinking you all that but don't bring the jack of all trades in You will just fall flat, can't hold me down my gravity's weightless Dig up y'alls past I give a fuck what the calendar's date is (whew) This a bit long in the tooth, no wonder you barely retained it When writer's block is removed y'all getting buried in graves quick I'm a zombie here's proof, this is my cemetery arrangement My coffin exhumed by all that have viewed... Sorry I got carried away, shit. |
09-21-2018, 02:20 PM | #2 |
Shrewd as evearthed
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Dope to have you here bro.
I’m a fan. I archived a bunch of your shit here in the Hall of Names section.
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09-21-2018, 02:39 PM | #3 | |
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this was pretty intense and dope. Drop more. Liked the broom line cuz. Well done.
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oh and the ostrich line was superb. Why didn't I think of that lol
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09-21-2018, 06:03 PM | #5 |
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Some pretty dope rhyming through out. Would you be interested in joint our writers league? Would love to have you join and drop some more I’ll shit lol. Srsly if your interested check the league out.
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09-21-2018, 06:10 PM | #6 |
Badgerdick
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This guy is seriously good
could we get @Pinot Grij vs @Universe somehow, guys? perfect matchup stylistically imo |
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