11-16-2015, 06:56 AM | #1 |
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Hella Dwella vs Cyclone
The Lyricists Domain - Nov 29th 1999
Hell Dwella "Fortunes Of War" Out the RealmZ Owe Redline, to dead your ass and give the world a sign// of my lyrical prowess, skillz hotter then "Son CLEVA," I always shine// Striken quick, like a natrix rhombifera with lyrical venom, so deadly, it killz on contact// Fatality, you a casualty, ready for the cemetery, as the venom begins to react// Instantaneously, you dead permanently, devastated with this enormous lose// I slaughter more fake emcees, more horrific, then Hitler with the holocaust// The bible refers to me, as a lyrical deity, to set hiphop free, a revolutionary// like "John Brown", Stand for what I believe, stayin true for all eternity// Haunting the minds of fake emcees who fear me, the lyrical conqueror// freestylen more gems than a Spanish Galleon, tearen up emcees like a Velociraptor// Leaven yo "Dizzy" like "Golesbe", when I tongue twist lyrical tornadoes// Penetraten your style like a wide pussies of 50 million, trillion loose hoez// combined into one, On, and on, My lyricx hit ya harder than a .357 magnum// Blowing your mind, shattering your cranium, -N- you cant even scratch my lyrical titanium// Coming at me with pre-written shit, comparable to Dr Seus, or mother goose// Lyircx waterdowned in sound, weak, as mine Lyrically intoxicate, 100% gin without the juice// Strong as hell, and hard hitten like a sludge hammer swung by the mighty Thor// Mentally drive you crazy, destroying your nerves from the core, in this lyrical war// as you anticipate the vote count 20 - 1, you experience night terrors, in your dreams// You getting spliced to the genes, down through the molecules, by my lyrical lazer beams// distorting your molecular structure, twisten you, into the true form you mask// A skunk, fake ass punk, now terrified, As I open the book of the dead, and begin to cast// Spells to seal your fate -N- send ya to hell, finding no counterattack, cuz I am an Untouchable like Eliot ness// Mystify like lock ness// Strategically Take ya out like we waz playing chess// Shooting lyrical bullets out tha mouth, So sharp they pierce through any bullet proof vest// Fake emcees got no protection, from my skillz, I droppen em left, -N- right, like a addict does pills// Worshiped like the sun by Amenhotep III, More man than he, No man eva beaten me// As I school you like Analects Of Confucius, Did to Tzu Kung, with knowledge and wisdom// Set forth greater Dynasties than those of Ch`in, hang, Shang, tang, My force cant be overcome// As forces proclaimed by Ahuramazda clash, Light vanquishes the dark, like Chandragupta// Maurya I unify the turf of a hiphop nation, In this saga similar to tha tale of Sinuche// As you leave in exile, from defeat by a natural disaster, ignorant to epicureanism// Not knowing truth, honor, and skillz, living false, not knowing any form of realism// So I strike you with Catastophism, and Disasterism, more complex in design than chenonceaux// Using Metaphor more symbolic than linear B, laughin at your freestyles, more humorous than jokes// Written by Aristophanes, or Menader, your inspiration must be George burns// Tha nine muses be mine, burning your ass down to the ground like a forest of ferns// Quick, steadily, speedily, in 9.0 seconds, catharsis, as I continue with the attack// Showing no mercy, or sympathy, for you, doing more shit than a nigga on exslacks// So I grab ya granny, and curve job her jaw, then make you eat her raw// Then take ya moms and fuck her up the ass lyrically with a broom stick// Cuz the bitch iz loving me off so damn much, she wont get off my dick// She has a son who cant spit out a dope word, and she want a true lyricist// That just dont give a fuck, who anybody be, I still take em out 1, 2, 3, hit with a iron fist// Plated in gold, turning fake emcees ice cold, frozen stiff by lyrical Nitro// Then these fake emcees shatter, with one blow delivered by a emcee whos truly phatter// Everytime I grasp a mic, The spirit within my soul, and set off a dope ass flow// Quote the theology from St. Thomas Aquinas, "Hell Dwella is truly dominus"// Now fuck off, you've been beat, who be the next opponent to experience defeat// "REDLINE CLICK: HELL DWELLA: Copy write 1997" Cyclone I rock mics/ to excite/ beams over satellites/ dynamite/ styles/ sharper than stalactites/ Rhyme fights/ testin'/ reflectin'/ the lyricist election/ Cyclones rap collection/ the number one selection/ I blow spots/ like mariots and yahts/ glocs pop/ to rule this complicated world of hip-hop/ No rap flaws/ break all your glass jaws/ my lyrics cause/ the truest nigg@s to applause/ A verbal assault/ as lyrics hit the asphault/ styles are caught/ whos at fault/ visious like a hawk/ Rap lessons is taught/ Domination/ of your nation/ one man penetration/ a f-cked up situation/ Cyclones who youre facin'/ a criminal complication/ Whatever your holdin'/ I leave your mind swollen/ dangerous emotion/ rhymes infectin' your colon/ This rap messenger was chosen/ I get in arteries and veins/ nigg@s cant maintain/ they goin' insane/ a rottin' brain/ my position still remains/ to be the best/ f-ck the rest/ leave my logo on your chest/ confess/ god bless/ lay MC's to there rest/ It must have been a mistake/ the earth quaked/ backs break/ f-ck fakes and jakes/ given nigg@s headaches/ High rate/ gramma/ damage any challenger, Im a rap veteran and your a muthaf-ckin amateur/ A lyrical proffesional/ congressional/ host a rap festival/ rhyme collectable/ unselectable/ but acceptable/ styles is wettin' you/ Drop rhymes/ blow ya mind/ genuine like fike wine/ PEACE, until next time... One Love, 97.. Keep it REAL, Cyclone.. Peace!!
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11-16-2015, 11:46 PM | #3 |
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11-17-2015, 02:45 AM | #4 |
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Found an old link to a few diff boards with these archived.
Probably the earliest remaining text battles to be found online. Tried to grab them and re-post here in the hope of saving them!
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11-17-2015, 03:43 AM | #5 |
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I have entire blunts archive from 97-01... strictly topicals and flex pieces from all over at the time if you want it.
Have Thalandz archive dating atleast 97 or so too.. |
11-17-2015, 08:47 AM | #6 |
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Please post.
Enfant da Terrible verses need preserving!
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11-17-2015, 02:05 PM | #7 |
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Divided by year. Lots of E the Terrible verses in 99-00
http://web.archive.org/web/200112240...es&page=lyrics |
11-21-2015, 09:02 AM | #8 |
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That shit was awful lol. Some pieces r best forgotten.
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11-23-2015, 10:27 AM | #9 |
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lmao theyre mostly terrible keystyles
but i just love the history of this shit to know that somewhere, in the many site crashes and hacked boards and played concepts/ faceless usernames - these relics of text past have survived for close to 20 years on the interwebz i kinda feel obligated to protect them in some way THIS IS HISTORY
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