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Diesel vs SPREE
ICU Freestyle Board - Nov 30th 1999
Diesel- export knowledge like a motem Verbally cut emcees like Spree in their scrotum To leave the shaft bumpy like a totem Poll I roll them around in flour Then after an hour Let the kid Spree take a shower His stump grew a flower Power to him then I guess But in this test of lyrical prowness I digress and come off best Mid-west stress the adress I make like Gettysburg History in the making With each conceptualized word Secondary in this lyrical decathalon Is Spree Ego crumbling Like the Parthenon Spree's mom had to treat herself during labor Said the baby coming out looked like a Smurfô And skinnier than a light saber Soft hearted like nerf Sprees mom quickly fainted The family name was tainted And none would be aquainted To Ugly Junior A true son to his father When Sprees p's were tryin for kids The neighbor's said Why even bother But they did And the kid looks like Tires came and skid On his face Displacement Of genetalia No replacement The only fake membranes Were far too large in proportion So whenever my man Spree showers He flips his body in contortions To hide the wack fact The his back is less flat Than his crotch Damn his genes really botched Now he watches Porno flicks with John Wayne Bobbit Thinkin damn that could be me Spree be short like the hobbit With even worse delivery Meaning J.R. Tolkein Couldn't even conceptualize Guys as wack and ugly as Spree Because his brain was too wise I express lyrical humor To give headz brain tumors Fumagate But don't wait For my defeat I'll never hesitate To debate on the stage Jump brave Incessant like rave Music Now Spree's carcass remains Cuz he opted for battle So he choosed it Drip like fluids From his girl's lips Flips the scripts And sees vaginal warts the size of his zits Spree quit Intellectual shit But this free was kinda silly Get the eff up on the mic And get mad illy On the really... pEaCe... Spree- Inpenetratable when tha mic iz in my grip I flip scripz and body dip Feed ya flesh to my dog Quickly tey devour Within an hour Shrink ya head like I waz a witch doctor No glockz just foe to foe Toe to toe Now let me explain how tha plot goez I eat away at Diesel'z flesh To tha bone I grub Ronchy Diesel getz thrown in tha tub 300 degreez of heat Complete tha feat Now Dieselz deceased Hiz momz throwz a party with all MCz But what everyonez not aware of I still have Dieselz skeletin hung up Hiz vertebrate cracked down tha middle Solve tha puzzle and tha riddle D-ickless sun of a b*tch I-mmediately destructed ya with tha verbal kick E-nslaved tha punk ass trik S-obbin and gobblin on hiz own d*ck Cuz I played Lorena Bobbitt And sawed it Then stuck it down hiz throat I devote my life to killing suckaz Aint no joke Nominate me Let me arize to tha next level Overpower competition Diesel iz just one of tha several Tha piecez exhibit Lokkin like feeces Your fleskh decreases I passed the preliminary The I got a by To tha next No disrespect But Diesel I regret that ya will beat me Cuz I blow up like euraneum Blow up ya spot Got tha shotta But not metallic It'z verbal statikk Diezel you lack it I stack it Buz not paypa I stack dead bodies Like John Gotti Red all over ya bodie You stink like a lavaratory Or ya so called home Clone tha microphone Alone stone my stone Metamorphosize into three eyes Despise your liez Diezel you fakin I'm eliminatin And devistatin Your misplacion Of your creation Cuz my verbal station Scalting hot Hot enough ta scorch My force Let me blaz tha mocrophone And then once again feed ya flesh to my dogz Creepin through tha fog Good verse, Dies.... No disrespect, just a battle verse SPREE aka 2-SMOOVE/HiDDeN iMaGe The Syndicate, ICU, TSF, SBF
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