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Old 05-14-2019, 04:03 PM   #1
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NBL Week 4 Mag: “He Called My Bar Wack?! IM LEAVING!” / YOU KILLED TEXT













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Oh.....we have a visitor? Someone’s here? Yes! Ok ok let’s do it, let’s make this one great! Hey, maybe if we be really nice to everyone and call their trash lines dope and their decent lines godly, they might feel better about themselves and come back to battle week after week! Wait...are you saying we should lie to the people? You mean....like how they lie to Barcotic on RB and tell him his demonic wordplays are HoF material?.......well.....yes......why do you think RB has lasted this long?.....it wasn’t because the battles were oh so super dope.....definitely wasn’t to read cringey gay jokes where the jokes themselves were gay af......so what was it z? It’s because they are all so nice to each other. It’s because they have this unsaid agreement and unsaid bond that they’ll allllllll rate each other’s lines too high....”Unda lay?”....that’s fuckin terrible!.......but on RB....holy hell thats brilliant, stunning, superb, dopest line ever!....but I don’t want to lie to the people man.....you must....but....YOU MUST!


So the trick to making a text league work in 2019 where people don’t sign out because they lost, or sign out because they got called wack, is to just be nice to each other, and lie. It is what it is z, you have to sugar coat things from now on. No more constructive criticism whether it be harsh and realistic, or subtle and fruitful. Nope. Sugar coating on EVERYTHING. So Barcotic is dope? Yes. Lay Doubt is a legend? Yes. Real Spit actually beat Cashius week 1 but we were all too busy hating? Yes. Josh s got robbed against Suth last week? Yes. Well damn, those are a whole lot of lies but hey, gotta do what ya gotta do!


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Welcome to the Week 4 mag of the Netcees Bitter League!





Week 1 Reviews


Suthaveli (1-1) vs. josh s (1-1)

Amazing battle here! Daunting! Both had superbly dope punchlines with some of the best wordplay known to man, and some of the hottest gunbars ever posted on forums. Gosh man it’s really hard to pick a winner here, I mean....the votes were super close at 5-2 leaning Suthaveli’s way but hey that’s a robbery! Josh s lost this one but I’m gonna fight anyone who calls his punches wack, don’t you fuckin dare! He wrote some of the best quality material we’ve ever seen, let’s be real, Ade Due Damballa? That shit was bonkers! He single handedly turned the African dialect into a wordplay punchline and slaughtered his opponent. But wait we can’t forget the mock aveli line!!! What’s that?! Not a word but hey it doesn’t fuckin matter that shit was top notch!!! Sorry suth idk how you won against all this fire but you somehow did man, fuck you.

Sinacog (1-0) vs. Wanderer (1-0)

Wanderer dropped such a good dope nice verse omfg!!!!!! Idk how sinagog robbed this man but he needs to pay. How could you all actually vote for sin here? That’s Creasy. What about wanderers watchmaker bar?! It was insanse!!!!!! Man idk man you all need to really revalue life if you gonna sit up here and say he lost. Get real.


Allen Knight (2-0) vs. Jabari Black (2-0)

JULIOOOOOOO!!!OOOOOOOO!!!!!! JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Jajajaja dope verse man we really got em this time with the Julio cheese. Aside from that, everyone everything in the this battle was apsultely dope. Gotta be real the opener and second line we’re Allen’s beaters here. Gotta keep it up fellas, dope shit. Charlottes web was lotb but hey man everything from Allen was still dope.

SIG (2-0) vs. BodySnatcher (2-0)

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIA WON?!?!?! GTFOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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"Cuz I pack a gauge, fam that'll splat ya brains. BLAM!"

Ade due Damballa. Give the power, I beg of you. This is a sinner’s hobby
Standing over Suth talking shit like Chucky right before I catch a bigger body
u wont blam a damn thing. Boy I’m str8 fooling with da fisticuffs
bet I spook his scary ass, bam boos’ll be coming from my hands when I stick him up
u really livin' ur dream, huh?.... nah, you acting out a cinema scene
even with da hawk I make u catch these hands; black panther, "GIVE IT TO ME!!"
u hardly slap, u got jabari black'd, stfu blam f4got u force da most puns
no moving weights? posin' dope guns? ur more of a bull key poser than Orc and Ghost1
why you got a stick up yo ass, suth? we all gotta read yo shit and is THAT fair?
I will Luiseville slugger this ass hole and give a whole new meaning to bat chair!
u aint got the juice so u knocked black out, stretched hands for the outlet, pass..
NAHHH, u aint got the juice so u knocked Black, outstretched hands for the outlet pass
sunday - monday , i'll show up at ya crib in Baltimore just to see if u street tough
then i'll mock aveli with the kind of seven day theory that'll really fuck his week up
i'm for sure cocky, maybe i didn't do enough but the heads I chopped got more sloppy
oh my god he didn't expect this big a round but as it turns out he's getting Thor Bodied
WHAT A WORDSMITH!!! But wait slowwwwww it down

He said:

Ada Due Damballa (YOU GET IT?! LIKE CHUCKY SAYS!)

Add a Dude, them ballers


Week 2 Predictions




veritas (1-2) vs. Barcotic (0-0)

Barcotic is a super dope legend with the worlds most astounding wordplays the universe has ever seen. Everything he drops is legit af and makes the crowd go wild. I don’t think Barc has actually ever lost a battle for real for real. Sure he’s technically lost due to votes but that’s 100% hate votes and dickriding against him. Barcotic is the only person on this earth that will never actually lose a battle. He’s too good. He’s perfect. My little barcy, my little barcy, myyyyyyyyyyyy. Batteries not included. Veritas is a legend as well but will never defeat the worlds greatest, Barcotic.


BodySnatcher (2-1) vs. Wanderer (1-1)

BodySnatcher is a goat, Wanderer is a dope ass kotherycker. Not sure what to expect here but man Wanderer is so dope.

SIG (3-0) vs. Cred (2-1)

Cred is amazing!!!!!.......BUT DIA IS EVEN DOPER. FUCKIN AMAZING GODLY LEGEND MAN!!!!!

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Old 05-14-2019, 04:05 PM   #2
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Fuck you bringing my name in here you lippy cunt - I’ll fly over an have words with you in person don’t think I ain’t good for it - rest was good, more then they deserved even if it was sarcasm to an English level of finery
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Old 05-14-2019, 05:41 PM   #6
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U closed the battle 3-1, but dope thx for quoting my whole verse cause that Thor line is fucking nuts. I want to battle dope heads and since so many left I signed out. Not to say I don’t want to battle black or sig or even body cause those heads are nice. I think what your missing is the word humble. For some one who clearly can’t rap i don’t want nothing but the most thankful and nice remarks outa u boy.. that’s the issue

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Wait wtf my whole shits dope.. even with the Hawkeye make u catch these hands... like r u brain dead or just a robot ??????
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Bam boos / bamboo / bamboozle

Triple wordplays and shit
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That whole verse sucked dick
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U closed the battle 3-1, but dope thx for quoting my whole verse cause that Thor line is fucking nuts. I want to battle dope heads and since so many left I signed out. Not to say I don’t want to battle black or sig or even body cause those heads are nice. I think what your missing is the word humble. For some one who clearly can’t rap i don’t want nothing but the most thankful and nice remarks outa u boy.. that’s the issue
You’re the best!

But I guess not good enough to beat suth at his worst.

Yeah idgaf if the battle is 1-0 but if it’s a Monday evening then yeah I’m losing the shit regardless foh dia
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Man I did my best to contribute to this league...I posted early,voted... everything...but it's pretty much over

That being said.....CRED YOU ARE MINE
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Man I did my best to contribute to this league...I posted early,voted... everything...but it's pretty much over

That being said.....CRED YOU ARE MINE
You won off flukes, which is fine

But your votes are all shit and you’re shit too
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y’all some real g’s haha that’s so funny

I get a dedicated mag but if I suck so much y u give me the time of day?

U need some pussy or whatever it is some 1 like u would be into

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I think u just love attention from dudes

Like any attention is good attention right

Lmfao 4 real
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