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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
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They were my friends
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,564
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
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Wats the worst part about being a black Jew?
You gotta sit in the back of the oven
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10-09-2014, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,629
Battle Record: 43-19
Champed - BA Cypher
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10-09-2014, 12:08 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
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So drake and lenny kravitz sit in back of the oven
Thts fucking awesome
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10-09-2014, 12:11 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,794
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 82986458 |
I remember when I was 15.
I think I've seen one joke in here I haven't seen before. STEP YOUR GAME UP FAGGOTS.
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10-09-2014, 12:13 PM
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too
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10-09-2014, 12:16 PM
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You Next
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Seattle
Posts: 6,348
Battle Record: 1-2
Rep Power: 7920843 |
how do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
velcro on the ceiling
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10-09-2014, 12:20 PM
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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What's a crying shame?
When a bus of blacks drive off a cliff & there were 3 empty seats
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10-09-2014, 12:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,376
Battle Record: 26-32
Rep Power: 1309741 |
What are my favorite chips?
Salt and Vin NIGGA! |
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10-09-2014, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,060
Battle Record: 0-4
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night VII
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what do you call a tidy paki?
ahmed mabed
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
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- Fight Night 11
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Lol
So forced but roflz
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10-09-2014, 04:25 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 5,110
Battle Record: 12-9
Champed - Site Diss 2013
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What do you call a rich white person with a Stanford degree?
My broker. Leave?
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10-09-2014, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7
Accomplishments - OM HOF
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Rabbii n a catholic priest walkin down the street together n they see a group of kids
priest goes to the rabbi, see those kids over there....rabbi says yes priest says...Imma fuck em Rabbii looks at him and says.... ....fuck em out of what?
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,564
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
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Not a racist joke but still funny...harsh lol
How do you make a lil girl stop crying? Take your dick outta her ass How do you make her start crying again? Wipe your dick om her Teddy bear
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,855
Battle Record: 1-1
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What's the hardest part about eating a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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k bb pro at dis
wut U call a blak person and a mexican person lookin iloff into the sunset on a wite persons porch?
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10-09-2014, 06:01 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
*giggles*
lmao... ok the answer is weirdos!! lmai
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10-09-2014, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
Posts: 707
Battle Record: 13-10
Rep Power: 3742221 |
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,794
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
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Rep Power: 82986458 |
They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.
Why don't sharks eat black guys? They think it's whale shit. What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. Black magic doesn't work. What do you get when you cross a black guy and a gorilla? A really stupid Gorilla. What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps. Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not! What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan. There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos (died a bit at this, so dumb but it nearly killed me) What can you buy at a Mexican yard sale? Your fucking stuff back. I tried to play Uno with a group of Mexicans, but they kept taking all the green cards. Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk. What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. (One of the first jokes I ever remember my father telling me) Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!' He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!' Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.' So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. 'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman. 'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.
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10-09-2014, 07:15 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
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Rep Power: 34230531 |
I tried to play uno with Mexicans but they kept takin all the green cards
Rofl
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