RND3 - Alan Garner vs Mike Tyson ALAN GARNER

Defiant · 05-06-2013, 05:45 PM

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RND3 The Quick & The Dead II (The Masquerade)
Alias Tournament
10 Lines
No Biting/Swaying/Feeding ETC
Due Wednesday 8th May 11.59EST
House Rules

Defiant · 05-07-2013, 02:11 PM

Got Mike Tysons verse

Defiant · 05-09-2013, 12:43 PM

Mike Tyson's verse -

figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do
all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2
slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies
i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie
with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse
walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse

Defiant · 05-09-2013, 12:47 PM

Alan Garner's verse -

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life

AND I STOLE YOUR TIGER, BITCH!

Sharp · 05-11-2013, 05:43 PM

with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
(walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse)

Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life

Garner had a lot cooler personals. Mike could do with some stronger wording, had a decent showing but Alan did a lot more damage with no real misses. Good stuff.

V/ Alan

Orc · 05-13-2013, 03:54 PM

this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse

vs

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life

alan was better, generous w/ quotes

v/alan

ill nik-A · 05-14-2013, 08:12 PM

Alan Garner was waaaay better, this wasn't close... best attempt was the played satchel line which I saw back in the Indiana jones days, yea that old

vote AG

FGR · 05-15-2013, 09:26 AM

Mike-

figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do
all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2
^decent.. didnt pack sting..still mild tho
slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies
i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie
^ nah man. didnt connect for me..plus cat/category flips have to be dope to work. since there played out
with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
^again..trim/pussy haircut line..ive seen in like 04'
this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse
^ didnt hit man, no hate
walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse
^cool finisher.. cud have been flipped to hit harder but cool nameplay

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Alan Garner-

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
^alright hit..cud have been stronger
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
^lol iight
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
^like it
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
^ nah
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life
^cool

vote-> Alan . i thought his verse packed more sting n was more creative.

05-06-2013, 05:45 PM	#1
Defiant Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,121 Battle Record: 31-50 Champed - Time to Kill I Rep Power: 6442244	RND3 - Alan Garner vs Mike Tyson ALAN GARNER [IMG]http://cdn1.culturelabel.com/media/catalog/product/*he/1/image/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/h/u/hunter_the_quick_and_the_dead.jpg[/IMG] RND3 The Quick & The Dead II (The Masquerade) Alias Tournament 10 Lines No Biting/Swaying/Feeding ETC Due Wednesday 8th May 11.59EST** House Rules

05-14-2013, 08:12 PM	#7
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Alan Garner was waaaay better, this wasn't close... best attempt was the played satchel line which I saw back in the Indiana jones days, yea that old vote AG __________________ Grumpy old man.

05-07-2013, 02:11 PM	#2
Defiant Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,121 Battle Record: 31-50 Champed - Time to Kill I Rep Power: 6442244	Got Mike Tysons verse

05-09-2013, 12:43 PM	#3
Defiant Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,121 Battle Record: 31-50 Champed - Time to Kill I Rep Power: 6442244	Mike Tyson's verse - figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2 slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair, Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth! if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse

05-09-2013, 12:47 PM	#4
Defiant Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,121 Battle Record: 31-50 Champed - Time to Kill I Rep Power: 6442244	Alan Garner's verse - Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them... Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me And now... It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice It's crazy... Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life AND I STOLE YOUR TIGER, BITCH!

05-13-2013, 03:54 PM	#6
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth! if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse vs Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them... Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice It's crazy... Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life alan was better, generous w/ quotes v/alan

05-15-2013, 09:26 AM	#8
FGR AHHHHHHH Join Date: May 2013 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 558 Battle Record: 16-17 Rep Power: 8596595	Mike- figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2 ^decent.. didnt pack sting..still mild tho slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie ^ nah man. didnt connect for me..plus cat/category flips have to be dope to work. since there played out with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair, Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair ^again..trim/pussy haircut line..ive seen in like 04' this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth! if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse ^ didnt hit man, no hate walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse ^cool finisher.. cud have been flipped to hit harder but cool nameplay ----------------------- Alan Garner- Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander ^alright hit..cud have been stronger Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them... Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum ^lol iight Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me And now... It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety ^like it Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours ^ nah My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice It's crazy... Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life ^cool vote-> Alan . i thought his verse packed more sting n was more creative.