07-13-2015, 01:00 PM | #1 |
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Swerve 0-1 vs Mr. J 0-1 {Swerve wins}
Netcees Battle League Season VIII Rules Due Dates:
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For additional Rules refer to rule thread First to 5, win by at least two votes @Swerve 1-1 vs @Mr. J 1-1
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07-15-2015, 02:26 AM | #2 |
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You might be full of heart, but that hype got you frail blood
I'll play bullet pharm, & have this iron fully embrace ya lungs don't lie dawg, if you a killa, that outline is mixed with riddles when that sky fall you ain't Javier Bardem you more like Chicken Little so chill Jody, I'll have baby boy witness what makes karma sweet ya bars is weak, s'why I'm all in your crib puttin' your baby mom's to sleep talk is cheap, this that mercenary vibe pussy. let the lead smoke ya girl know the type when Im right in call it a literal death stroke basically...I'm a fem killer riding on a very sliiiiiiiiiiiim budget direct Ben Stiller, rubbin' ya girls walls soundin' like Chip Douglas that's the tooth fairy...I'll use your grill for the monetary figures your dentist is HOF worthy when he inducts you an honorary flipper 12 should be good... @Swerve
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07-16-2015, 08:15 AM | #3 | |
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You told me to leave out the Ace in the hole...so I'll replace it with a Joker. And your name - its stupid. Fool you a fraud, Help you kill yourself as a tribute to the suicide squad. Shots'll ring, I got guns to pierce armor, Bullets graze this sheep more often than farmers with Alzheimer's. They say you're getting better, but we see this g fail, Your advances get ignored worse than Bags' resignation email. Ya girl's my whore, she fucking me on the side, I've been digging that hole longer than all of El Chapo's people combined. I'll decapitate dude, leave your vision all blurred scrub, Use your organs like a garnish that Lama the lime would approve of.
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07-16-2015, 01:15 PM | #4 |
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pharm was simple.. chicken little was nice but a lil corny lol.. baby boy was wack.. death stroke was meh.. chip douglas was funny but execution was weird.. wasnt feelin the closer.. verse had a smooth flow tho
besides the opener the rest of swerve's lines were either ok or good to me.. with the bags n el chapo lines as the highlights.. he gets it based on consistancy v- Swerve |
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07-17-2015, 11:25 AM | #6 |
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Bullet pharm was decent but nothing special. Chicken little was cool. Wasn't feeling baby moms to sleep, not a great flip. Again death stroke was OK but kinda played. Had to Google Ben stiller/chip Douglas nbthat always takes away from the line for me but it was worded weird too but once I got the concept n reread it it was decent, but still. Didn't like the closer.
This was simple but I thought it was OK. Again this was super simple. Alzheimer's was cool. Bags email was nice. Seen a better el chapo line by credit this week iirc but this one was nice too. Again Joe metts had a better lama the line bar this week but yours was still aite. This was a good battle overall. Both verses were smooth and easy reads. But ibthink swerve got it with better wording and a cleaner verse. Mr j had a good verse too tho. V. Swerve |
07-17-2015, 12:43 PM | #7 |
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Swerve won this on swag and execution alone, but none of the lines really stuck out for me.
Mr. J had that Chicken Little line, which was good wordplay, but the diss itself is pretty light. Other than that, it was a lot of "I fucked your girl" lines with no variance. Swerve, I guess the Bags line and Alzheimer's lines were the nicest.. it was just a more consistent and constant hitting offering than J. Vote -- Swerve
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07-18-2015, 12:34 AM | #8 |
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basically...I'm a fem killer riding on a very sliiiiiiiiiiiim budget
direct Ben Stiller, rubbin' ya girls walls soundin' like Chip Douglas Vs And your name - its stupid. Fool you a fraud, Help you kill yourself as a tribute to the suicide squad. Ya girl's my whore, she fucking me on the side, I've been digging that hole longer than all of El Chapo's people combined. Ok battle here. Seems like swerves shaking off rust & mr j jus needs to word his concepts a lil more harsher. Swerve takes this one, chapo line was nice. Vote/ Swerve |
07-18-2015, 01:00 AM | #9 |
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Shots'll ring, I got guns to pierce armor,
Bullets graze this sheep more often than farmers with Alzheimer's. Ya girl's my whore, she fucking me on the side, I've been digging that hole longer than all of El Chapo's people combined. Vs don't lie dawg, if you a killa, that outline is mixed with riddles when that sky fall you ain't Javier Bardem you more like Chicken Little v/swerve....pretty decent one, mr j had a dope ass bar. but overall swerve was more consistent...el chapo line was flames, props to both, enjoyed the read. |
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