03-27-2014, 10:20 PM | #1 |
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a funny story in retrospect, but not at the time it happened
I was thinking about this one time I was hungover in the kitchen, making breakfast for myself.
It was an omelet, actually. I cook one side of it, flip it, and I'm getting all of my fixin's ready, and as I'm piling them on the cooked side I SHARTED in my fucking pajamas right then and there I realize "yo..fuckin' YO, i can't just fucking leave this omelet like this. my roommate is in the living room watching wendy williams. I'm midway through cooking a hearty breakfast, but I've got dripping loose stool clasped in my buttcrack. How I even managed to hold liquid between two solids is a whole 'nother story. What do I do? Do I say fuck this omelet, try to waddle past my roommate and end up in a 3 minute long conversation about the real reason why i'm waddling? Or do I just man the fuck up and finish the omelet, slide that bitch in the microwave, and then waddle past? I decided to go with the latter. It was a painful decision to make, but I did it. Needless to say, it's hard to cook an omelet when I've got the "thousand yard stare," focusing on keeping most of the spill contained in a quivering butt crack. It was horrible. But TODAY....I realized it's pretty funny in retrospect. Once I went upstairs and cleaned up the back yard, I came back down and started eating. Sure I was disgusted with myself, 'cause I literally made breakfast with shit in my pajamas, and the idea that maybe somehow I got shit in my omelet was a very real threat. Which led to thinking about the restaurant business and maybe I've had a meal prepared by a sweaty cook with shit in his pants too. But... yeah...i made breakfast with dookie all in my shit before.
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03-27-2014, 10:31 PM | #2 |
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U don't flip an omelette u caveman
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03-27-2014, 10:40 PM | #3 |
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It's not an omelet if you didn't flip it, genius.
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03-27-2014, 10:49 PM | #4 |
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U fold it over
U don't cook it on both sides Smh |
03-27-2014, 10:54 PM | #5 |
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I cook one side, flip it, put the shit in the middle, let the other side cook, and then fold it over.
Badweather omelets are the best
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03-27-2014, 10:56 PM | #6 |
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Oscar omelette just turned over in his grave
Only half way tho HAHAHA AMIRITE |
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