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03-26-2014, 02:56 PM
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Went in to the Salon and told the bitch I wanted that Matt Damon, George Clooney, Leo on the red carpet, grown man, cougar catcher, no Macklemore, modified pompadour, panty piercing, gilf grabbing, milf magnet look ...
... And the bitch says " ok, one wolf of Wall Street coming up " and then went to work not saying another word ...
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03-26-2014, 03:01 PM
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03-26-2014, 03:01 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
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Al Borland is that you?
Selfie!!!!!
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03-26-2014, 03:04 PM
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This is a true story in how I got my first haircut in 6 months ... Word for word that's what was said
I wasn't going to cut the shit until I got a settlement but it started to curl instead of get all sons of anarchy so it was time |
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03-26-2014, 03:32 PM
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Must suck to be 30 going on 48
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03-26-2014, 03:33 PM
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This fool got a mood-wedding ring roflz
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03-26-2014, 03:41 PM
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t00 0riginal 4 u
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Do you deliberately rotate your pics sideways or is your world horizontally fucked
Cool haircut btw it was a long time coming my friend |
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03-26-2014, 04:17 PM
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Oh shit lol
Alfalfa and pippi longstockings had a 40yr old kid?
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03-26-2014, 04:35 PM
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03-26-2014, 04:42 PM
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03-26-2014, 04:44 PM
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You look like buddy from Charles in charge and Yosemite Sams sperm infiltrated one of Roseanne barrs ovulating eggs at the same time |
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03-26-2014, 04:45 PM
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03-26-2014, 04:49 PM
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U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight
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03-26-2014, 04:54 PM
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03-26-2014, 04:56 PM
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03-26-2014, 05:00 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
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03-26-2014, 05:03 PM
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On his way to the ballroom buffet - all u can faggot
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03-26-2014, 05:03 PM
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U look like Ricky Gervais tho lol
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03-26-2014, 05:04 PM
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03-26-2014, 05:04 PM
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green eggs and damn
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I think it looks awesome.
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