Ask Neighbor

[Wavy Crockett]

@PancakeBrah

1. You're big blind with AK suited. Short stack. No bets. You raise twice the BB. Someone check raises over the top. What the fuck are you going to do?

I assume we're talking NLHE? I'm getting it in w/ AK suited, regardless of the action behind me. If I raise to twice the BB, as the BB, that wouldn't make sense.. I'm only min. raising to induce a re-raise from later position. All my chips are going in the middle in that spot, 100% of the time

2. If your gats be great, why are your gun bars novel at best?

My gun bars are novel because I keep the catalog on rotation; that's a magazine

3. What combination of drugs, and what dosage of said drugs, would it take for you to act like Muff?

I don't think it would be possible for that to occur. Probably some odd combination of tranquilizers & binge drinking, coupled w/ a life event

4. What is swag, exactly? And what does it have to do with comic book characters and/or Hanzo swords?

Swag is the shit you say to yourself when you're alone in the shower, or the thoughts you have while you take a dump on the clock at work. It is pure, unadulterated bafoonery in its finest form.. I like to think of myself as a modern day Noob Saibot w/ a cold-forged Japanese samurai sword for a dick

5. Do you respect people who use steroids or do you think they are effeminate frauds with daddy issues?

I look at the steroid thing as I do every other issue where someone uses "questionable" or "illegitimate" means to gain an edge.. I never did them for superficial reasons, so I'm not the right person to ask. But my father & I have a great relationship; he bought me my first hooker & taught me how to hunt deer w/ a compound bow

6. Ok, hypothetical. You're on a desert island. You have a tablet but you're only allowed to have one ironic GIF saved on that tablet. Which ironic GIF do you pick?

The shot of Happy Gilmore getting lit up by the sprinklers on the 9th hole at 9 PM

7. In terms of pure writing talent, at full potential, who is better; @dead man or Neighbor? You can not say that due to stylistic differences it's impossible to say who's better.

Black D., for sure. Dude's an absolute monster in the most refined way possible.. a true writer

8. In terms of pure writing talent, at full potential, who is better; deliciousgirl or 2tripple0. Also, who wins a game of chess between the two.

I enjoy the works of @Silver more. 2tripple0 is rather formulaic, while Robranda leaves it all hanging out there, dangling in the wind

I think she also wins a chess match, as it would quickly turn into a twerk contest w/ @Bags announcing on the megaphone

9. Let's say that everyone at Netcees meets up for a classic barbeque. Who
1) Gets the most drunk and embarasses themselves
Dancake
2) Says they'll show up but doesn't
Joe Metts
3) Is actually a normal person
Strikta
4) Shows up and just sits down, not talking to anyone, but stays there the whole time eating cole slaw or whatever then when it's over they start crying.
Knux

10. Define the word wavy for me I literally don't know what it means.

I believe it came into use to describe the crisp hairstyle of young Afro American men, however, I've adapted it as a representation of my Taoist beliefs & do my best to convey this meaning through my poems & other short stories

11. What do you think about Bags' baby mother, in general?

I didn't know Bags had a daughter until last week.. I think I missed the whole baby momma unveiling, but I'm sure she's a stand-up woman w/ pristine Christian values & stern principles

12. How many prewritten swag and flow lines do you, currently, right now have saved in some form? Do you worry that some of these lines will become stale and unusable or is it cool or whatever.

Great question, now we're really getting into the meat of this interrogation.. By my count, in my phone, I have 4 bars atm.. I don't like to pre-write lines anymore; pretty much just ideas or observations I save in Notepad & forget to do anything w/

13. Who is the best hall of famer and why aren't in the hall of fame that seems kinda wack don't you think?

Hold on, checking the HOF

I'd have to say @Hush.. he's been dominant for a long time & epitomized the NC style when I got here

I'm not in the HOF because people who aren't in the HOF said I can't be in

14. What are your thoughts on the latest episode of 'Fargo'? Do you think that Dodd is dead? I don't think so. Also, why doesn't Nick Offerman's character have an accent? He's great, especially last episode, but is his character not from the area or is he so Offerman, such a force of personality, that he literally can't fathom not talking in his normal voice? Also, how is Kirsten Dunst looking like a Wax Museum Kirsten Dunst but her tits are still elite? Do you think they're saggier than Spiderman era Dunst? Also, why is this show better than Breaking Bad?

Haven't watched it.. my life's directed by Martin Scorsese

15. Your unfiltered thoughts regarding the Black Lives Matter movement, srs, please respect the srs tag.



Thank you.

You're welcome

[Useless]

Rep for a prompt response

[Ghost1]

Quality. I feel like I just got a freebie.


Also fuckin destroyed at "swag is the things u say to urself in the shower"

Lold irl.