Pretend you are a girl, you are scrolling through Tinder

UPN Zuch · 10-07-2021, 03:21 PM

This monstrosity pops up.

What do you do?

Fracture · 10-07-2021, 03:54 PM

Mace my phone

Wise Wiggles · 10-07-2021, 04:06 PM

Goof balls

UPN Zuch · 10-07-2021, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fracture

Mace my phone

Oh nice that’s a good one

Fracture · 10-07-2021, 04:49 PM

I feel like there should be a hockey mask on his head and a chainsaw nearby

sral · 10-07-2021, 04:50 PM

take a picture of myself wearing a QAnon guy fawkes mask immediately

I hear he likes those types

White LGI · 10-07-2021, 06:00 PM

Why can't we just be men

Elfo · 10-07-2021, 06:42 PM

Because you like to wear bras

Eŋg · 10-07-2021, 06:51 PM

it's weird to me the dude in the corner is putting the other guy on blast.

this flatters neither of you.

tbh it's an eyesore.

hope neither of you are 15 I swear to Yahweh.

UPN Zuch · 10-07-2021, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eŋg

it's weird to me the dude in the corner is putting the other guy on blast.

this flatters neither of you.

tbh it's an eyesore.

hope neither of you are 15 I swear to Yahweh.

0/4 in one post congrats

kungfugrip · 10-07-2021, 07:48 PM

Right swipe then write his name 500 times in cursive on a notepad

Also ask him if he could edit out that creepy Captain Jack Sparrow ass nigga from the top right corner

Eŋg · 10-08-2021, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

0/4 in one post congrats

nah bro, it ain't that.

i'm genuinely baffled by you posting this, feigning to make fun of another guy (that you're facetiming), with you in the corner.

i don't get it. but i don't need to.

definite 2/2 every time you post it though.

Hush · 10-08-2021, 05:54 PM

Seriously tho if your a girl and go on tinder to get smashed out u deserve one of these grizzled txt veterans

kungfugrip · 10-10-2021, 11:38 PM

Imagine u were looking for matches like this

Cereal · 10-11-2021, 03:51 AM

Ouch · 10-11-2021, 11:02 PM

man you must really love this dude.. what is your problem with him... stfu dog

Ouch · 10-12-2021, 12:10 AM

Imagine you were a weird ass 10year old trying to make funny of some else… stfu

10-07-2021, 03:54 PM	#2
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10-07-2021, 04:06 PM	#3
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10-07-2021, 04:49 PM	#5
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10-08-2021, 05:54 PM	#13
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10-07-2021, 06:00 PM	#7
White LGI Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 2,034 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Why can't we just be men

10-07-2021, 06:42 PM	#8
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10-07-2021, 06:51 PM	#9
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,145 Rep Power: 0	it's weird to me the dude in the corner is putting the other guy on blast. this flatters neither of you. tbh it's an eyesore. hope neither of you are 15 I swear to Yahweh.

10-07-2021, 07:48 PM	#11
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	Right swipe then write his name 500 times in cursive on a notepad Also ask him if he could edit out that creepy Captain Jack Sparrow ass nigga from the top right corner

10-10-2021, 11:38 PM	#14
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	Imagine u were looking for matches like this

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10-12-2021, 12:10 AM	#17
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	Imagine you were a weird ass 10year old trying to make funny of some else… stfu __________________ I just figured out how to change this.