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06-11-2015, 12:32 AM | #1 |
Battle Rap's Married Man
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Crumpetville, England
Posts: 389
Battle Record: 2-0
Champed - Gorilla Writing league
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lmao I thought birdsong was meant to be one of the most beautiful things in the world?
WELL LEMME TELL YOU, AS A GUY WHO'S BEEN AWAKE FOR THR PAST HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES AND HAS EIGHT HOURS OF WORK AHEAD OF HIM - WITH NO FUCKING SLEEP - PLUS A SHIT SANDWICH OF MEETINGS WITH THE AREA MANAGER, THIS BIRDSONG IS NOT FUCKING COOL.
ITS THE OPPOSITE OF COOL, ITS FUCKING UNBEARABLY HOT. COINCIDENTALLY THATS ALSO WHY I COULDNT FUCKING SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE IM TIRED, I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED, IM HUNGRY, THE SUN IS GLARING THROUGH THE WINDOW WAY TOO CHEERFULLY FOR MY MOOD RIGHT NOW, IVE NO CIGGIES AND STORE DOESNT OPEN FOR ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS HERE, WIFES SOUND ASLEEP, AND THESE FUCKING BIRDS ARE SINGING AS LOUD AS IVE EVER HEARD THE MOMENT I CRACK OPEN THE WINDOW FOR SOME AIR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY BALLS ARE ALL SWEATY TOO AND I CANT EVEN SHOWER RIGHT NOW WITHOUT WAKING UP MRS LARS AND HAVING TO HEAR HER NAGGING AT ME LATER FOR IT WHEN ALL I WANNA DO IS SLEEP LOSE LOSE SITUATION FOR ME RIGHT NOW @Muff you must be awake right? |
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