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Old 06-01-2020, 01:06 AM   #1
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Old 06-01-2020, 01:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-06-2020, 12:11 AM   #4
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FEEL THE HEAT

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
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Old 06-06-2020, 08:29 PM   #5
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What a let down....

I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room


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Old 06-07-2020, 02:16 AM   #6
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I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
this whole I can afford to waste a bar angle is pretty played but the flip is kinda relevant I guess
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
works if you know coop hates gun lines
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
Decent
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Lol but it doesn’t really work
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
This is nice and a fresh angle
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
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I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
Decent start
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
Seasoned been done to death but the flip is ok
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
Wp is all pretty played but all In combination it works well
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
Had to re-read as set up sounds like a self-diss. Decent overall
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
this is nice
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
Decent closer


This is closer than I thought it would be. User I’ve seen you drop way better. Your verse had the wit and comedy angles but a lot of well executed jabs and no haymakers. Coop you were consistently good but a lot of the wp was kinda played / basic. I’ll say Molotov rags was LOTB so I’ll give it to Usee on that and just slightly wittier, more original ideas. Props to both though this was close.

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Old 06-07-2020, 06:50 AM   #7
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FEEL THE HEAT

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
Gets a pass from me for comedic factor but not the hardest
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
I’m feeling this, great creativity. However, “your” murder weapon sounds the weapon HE’s just used to kill someone rather than yours... this my only critique
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
Dope
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Reaching a bit... it’s ok though and kinda funny
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
Dope
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
Lol ok
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What a let down....

I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
Already feel like ur a little more wordy than user but this doesn’t necessarily matter, and this is ok
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavour cool
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
This is well done (HA) but my issue with it is that it don’t come off too fresh.. seen a lot of well done / rare flips
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
This is alright, good creativity
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
Not overly feeling this
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
It’s not packing enough sting


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I’ve got date rape rags / Molotov bottles and mountain equipment as my two favourite bars... then maybe the depression / gun line so already, I’ve got User taking this. Coop, I didn’t think you had a bad verse at all bro I just think you were outpunched by your opponent here. The bars I weren’t feeling from you were a hair worse than users too...

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Old 06-07-2020, 08:01 AM   #8
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User - this was interesting. The concepts were there but lacked the sting. lol at the opener.. Molotov was cool too..

Coop - trash on weekend coolish, gassed up line was an almost for me..


User had more unique concepts a couple of Coop's concepts have been done a lot and that's why vote is for User.
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Old 06-07-2020, 09:13 AM   #9
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So confused at Matte Black not getting love.... concept is fresh and hilarious to me lol

Pawn shop, mounting eq, matte black, Molotov

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Coop was way too played here. User had a good lot of funny bars and fresh concepts....he took it props to both

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Old 06-07-2020, 11:00 AM   #10
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This was a lot closer than I expected (although, to be fair, I don’t think I’ve ever read a Coop verse). Ive just seen User drop some really solid stuff.

That said, I’ve seen much better from User than this verse. Seemed like half-assed it. From a punchline/concept perspective, the two verses weren’t that far apart. Ultimately, I think User’s was a little wittier and the wording/execution was a lot better. So, User takes it.
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Old 06-07-2020, 11:50 AM   #11
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I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
lol decent opener
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
i don’t see anything special about this one
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
pretty cool here
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
nah
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
creative with an OK punch
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
nah

1 good
1 ok
1 decent
3 misses


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I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
cool opener
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
oh no you didn’t just use a seasoned vet bar
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
again this is played
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
i feel like I’m time traveling at this point
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
i liked this, cool
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
nah


2 good
4 misses



This one is a tough battle for me to judge. Username has traditional simplistic setup/punchline wording that, in my opinion, take away from total overall impact of the actual punch. Nothing was worded bad in his verse, but bars that could’ve been dope kinda fell short for me due to the generic simplicity of them. Coop also has some pretty good wording, except his wording has a bit more impact than Usernames. Coops issue is that he may be a bit out of touch with what’s played and what’s not. He had a couple of good bars, but even those weren’t super fresh concepts. Also had 4 misses for such played concepts that you just can’t overlook. Close here but I have Username taking it for fresher concepts.


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Old 06-07-2020, 12:06 PM   #12
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FEEL THE HEAT

I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
..I missed this segment of ouch lore so I feel I’m missin sumn here
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
... lol ok cool. U could have killed this wit a better setup . But I still like it
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
...ok. Standard cool old school txt shit
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
...this is fire to me lol
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
....nah I didn’t like this I dunno why . Cool and creative but didn’t appeal to me . Prolly the execution
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
... I don’t know what u talking about here man . This is white ppl shit I assume


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What a let down....

I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
....weird wording but ok cool idea for the most part
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
....wow this is almost auto loss . It’s like a defeat or cum line . Like this isn’t creative bro . Not a good look
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
....wow holy shit . This is 1999 era shit dude . I ain’t even trying to troll but this is so cringe played corny like wtf
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
....smh no
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
....this is better
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
...nah man plus this dude won a lot and has accolades not that it matters in the sense but since the line missed that makes it miss even harder bro


@Da Brayn Lord go head & post his weak shit



Yeah user won


It was old style vs old concepts here
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