06-01-2020, 01:06 AM | #1 | |
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UserName vs. Coop {UserName wins}
Round One . . . FIGHT! DUE: Friday, the 5th of June @ 11:59 PM PST aka 3 am on the beast coast 12-16 lines, NO MORE AND NO LESS The rest you already know, I won't accept tom foolery and fuckery @UserName @Coop
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06-01-2020, 01:48 AM | #2 |
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12 is fine.
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06-02-2020, 12:02 AM | #3 |
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06-06-2020, 12:11 AM | #4 |
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FEEL THE HEAT
I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him ‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
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06-06-2020, 08:29 PM | #5 |
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What a let down....
I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son: It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room @Da Brayn Lord go head & post his weak shit |
06-07-2020, 02:16 AM | #6 |
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I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out this whole I can afford to waste a bar angle is pretty played but the flip is kinda relevant I guess I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon works if you know coop hates gun lines Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment Decent He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match Lol but it doesn’t really work Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do This is nice and a fresh angle Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him ‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system Lol I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend Decent start The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor Seasoned been done to death but the flip is ok Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son: It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done Wp is all pretty played but all In combination it works well He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage Had to re-read as set up sounds like a self-diss. Decent overall I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too this is nice Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room Decent closer This is closer than I thought it would be. User I’ve seen you drop way better. Your verse had the wit and comedy angles but a lot of well executed jabs and no haymakers. Coop you were consistently good but a lot of the wp was kinda played / basic. I’ll say Molotov rags was LOTB so I’ll give it to Usee on that and just slightly wittier, more original ideas. Props to both though this was close. Vote - User |
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06-07-2020, 08:01 AM | #8 |
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User - this was interesting. The concepts were there but lacked the sting. lol at the opener.. Molotov was cool too..
Coop - trash on weekend coolish, gassed up line was an almost for me.. User had more unique concepts a couple of Coop's concepts have been done a lot and that's why vote is for User.
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06-07-2020, 09:13 AM | #9 |
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So confused at Matte Black not getting love.... concept is fresh and hilarious to me lol
Pawn shop, mounting eq, matte black, Molotov Vs Gassed up Coop was way too played here. User had a good lot of funny bars and fresh concepts....he took it props to both Vote - User
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06-07-2020, 11:00 AM | #10 |
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This was a lot closer than I expected (although, to be fair, I don’t think I’ve ever read a Coop verse). Ive just seen User drop some really solid stuff.
That said, I’ve seen much better from User than this verse. Seemed like half-assed it. From a punchline/concept perspective, the two verses weren’t that far apart. Ultimately, I think User’s was a little wittier and the wording/execution was a lot better. So, User takes it. |
06-07-2020, 11:50 AM | #11 |
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I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out lol decent opener I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon i don’t see anything special about this one Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment pretty cool here He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match nah Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do creative with an OK punch Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him ‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system nah 1 good 1 ok 1 decent 3 misses Vs I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend cool opener The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor oh no you didn’t just use a seasoned vet bar Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son: It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done again this is played He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage i feel like I’m time traveling at this point I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too i liked this, cool Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room nah 2 good 4 misses This one is a tough battle for me to judge. Username has traditional simplistic setup/punchline wording that, in my opinion, take away from total overall impact of the actual punch. Nothing was worded bad in his verse, but bars that could’ve been dope kinda fell short for me due to the generic simplicity of them. Coop also has some pretty good wording, except his wording has a bit more impact than Usernames. Coops issue is that he may be a bit out of touch with what’s played and what’s not. He had a couple of good bars, but even those weren’t super fresh concepts. Also had 4 misses for such played concepts that you just can’t overlook. Close here but I have Username taking it for fresher concepts. Vote UserName |
06-07-2020, 12:06 PM | #12 | ||
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Yeah user won It was old style vs old concepts here
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