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Old 02-07-2020, 05:41 PM   #1
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If I win you have to start putting the u back in all the words where it belongs such as: neighbour, colour etc. The rape and pillaging of the english language perpetrated by you Americans has gone too far.

If you win I'll only do destroyer wps so I can bastardize the language while still getting called dope.

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Asunder isn't really pronounced like that
your grasp on language is laughable, fuck around and get beat
you see a force of hab, it will be known.. i have the tendency of knockin clowns off they feet
how u gonna battle a beast? ur english is trash so I'ma take this easily
your faggotry has me beyond words, and you'll need those to come close to beating me
you scrawny fuck, take ur logical fallacies and go n choke
only gets into strawman arguments- he always end up gettin his bones broke
you couldn't beat sinacog, what makes think you could beat n' end me?
if he see netcees erupt in aurora dream is being had, this faggot is literally green w/ envy
girls call me magic the way i make em forget about their mans
For my next trick I'll turn your girl into a sweater, and wear her out until she pants
no one here likes you, all you do is inspire boredom
you'll see habendum and the deed is in the interest of the entire forum
I'll have this nerd locked in my vision, he'll be dead when I snipe
your idea of oversight is tending the forum, mine is right before the bullets ending your life
most the mods here are cool, but every once in awhile I encounter a queer
the fact ur exigent is a pressing matter, cuz I don't think faggots should have power in here
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No respect for swayers

A spelling stipulation - that's some dumb shit
Wanna talk places youze don't belong? Start with top punches
Gravure? Asunder? Those archaic verses so bad I could have a stroke
course they full of Olde English... Voters need a tub of malt liquor to say that trash is dope
Swaying crier's a snobby G. Gonna crush this feminine mockery
For that bitch act I'll put a rapper through the floor like Em at the Oscars, b
I got a gun for this sucker. The piece hungry as a vulture
Dug up some old words, now you catching heat... That's cancel culture

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You've got some explaining to do, rape accusations are exceeding the hundreds
Dude's such a purvey guy like me oughtta make it my business to start feeding him punches
Another one? Smfh

ALWAYS cramming words where they don't fit. Must be batshit
Dude can't stop himself. No wonder it's called a force of Habit
'My wordplays aren't forced'. Bullshit. Can't let that bar coast
The way 'pervy' got so fucked up that flip belongs in a @Lars post
n Uh-sunder was mispronounced. Why the fuck you so proud?
If you wanna know what 'ass' sounds like try reading your bars out loud
And you defend them so much. Pathetic. It's a fuckin sad act
You fight so hard to prop up slanted shit it could trigger Iwo Jima flashbacks
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Old 02-15-2020, 06:29 PM   #6
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your grasp on language is laughable, fuck around and get beat
you see a force of hab, it will be known.. i have the tendency of knockin clowns off they feet
IT, clown... not feeling this
how u gonna battle a beast? ur english is trash so I'ma take this easily
your faggotry has me beyond words, and you'll need those to come close to beating me
alright
you scrawny fuck, take ur logical fallacies and go n choke
only gets into strawman arguments- he always end up gettin his bones broke
zzz
you couldn't beat sinacog, what makes think you could beat n' end me?
if he see netcees erupt in aurora dream is being had, this faggot is literally green w/ envy
almost.. Could've made it tighter
girls call me magic the way i make em forget about their mans
For my next trick I'll turn your girl into a sweater, and wear her out until she pants
dont ever do this again
no one here likes you, all you do is inspire boredom
you'll see habendum and the deed is in the interest of the entire forum
im not looking this up.. where's the fire?
I'll have this nerd locked in my vision, he'll be dead when I snipe
your idea of oversight is tending the forum, mine is right before the bullets ending your life
ok concept execution very bland
most the mods here are cool, but every once in awhile I encounter a queer
the fact ur exigent is a pressing matter, cuz I don't think faggots should have power in here
dont get it....


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A spelling stipulation - that's some dumb shit
Wanna talk places youze don't belong? Start with top punches
almost
Gravure? Asunder? Those archaic verses so bad I could have a stroke
course they full of Olde English... Voters need a tub of malt liquor to say that trash is dope
ha alrighty
Swaying crier's a snobby G. Gonna crush this feminine mockery
For that bitch act I'll put a rapper through the floor like Em at the Oscars, b
Didn't watch the Oscars bc I'm hetero
I got a gun for this sucker. The piece hungry as a vulture
Dug up some old words, now you catching heat... That's cancel culture
coolish
ALWAYS cramming words where they don't fit. Must be batshit
Dude can't stop himself. No wonder it's called a force of Habit
cool
'My wordplays aren't forced'. Bullshit. Can't let that bar coast
The way 'pervy' got so fucked up that flip belongs in a @Lars post
lazy
n Uh-sunder was mispronounced. Why the fuck you so proud?
If you wanna know what 'ass' sounds like try reading your bars out loud
I like what you tried to do but only top tiers should try pulling off this type of wit
And you defend them so much. Pathetic. It's a fuckin sad act
You fight so hard to prop up slanted shit it could trigger Iwo Jima flashbacks
dont get it and I dont care to



Both were jabbing, no haymakers but Sharp landed more jabs.
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your grasp on language is laughable, fuck around and get beat
you see a force of hab, it will be known.. i have the tendency of knockin clowns off they feet
(it/ clown...real weak association. thought there was more there but i was left wanting. not feeling this.)
how u gonna battle a beast? ur english is trash so I'ma take this easily
your faggotry has me beyond words, and you'll need those to come close to beating me
(ok)
you scrawny fuck, take ur logical fallacies and go n choke
only gets into strawman arguments- he always end up gettin his bones broke
(nah)
you couldn't beat sinacog, what makes think you could beat n' end me?
if he see netcees erupt in aurora dream is being had, this faggot is literally green w/ envy
(barely.)
girls call me magic the way i make em forget about their mans
For my next trick I'll turn your girl into a sweater, and wear her out until she pants
(real vague word association. its like hey look ..clothes.)
no one here likes you, all you do is inspire boredom
you'll see habendum and the deed is in the interest of the entire forum
(idk wtf a habendum is and im not googling it either. gotta have your finger on the pulse of this shit and that word is very much obscure)
I'll have this nerd locked in my vision, he'll be dead when I snipe
your idea of oversight is tending the forum, mine is right before the bullets ending your life
(weak concept. but worded well. ok bar)
most the mods here are cool, but every once in awhile I encounter a queer
the fact ur exigent is a pressing matter, cuz I don't think faggots should have power in here
(similar to habendum. not feeling thsi)

A spelling stipulation - that's some dumb shit
Wanna talk places youze don't belong? Start with top punches
(eh. weak jab)
Gravure? Asunder? Those archaic verses so bad I could have a stroke
course they full of Olde English... Voters need a tub of malt liquor to say that trash is dope
(lol ok)
Swaying crier's a snobby G. Gonna crush this feminine mockery
For that bitch act I'll put a rapper through the floor like Em at the Oscars, b
(didnt watch but im assuming it was some stage act. eh )
I got a gun for this sucker. The piece hungry as a vulture
Dug up some old words, now you catching heat... That's cancel culture
(wot)
ALWAYS cramming words where they don't fit. Must be batshit
Dude can't stop himself. No wonder it's called a force of Habit
(heh ok)
'My wordplays aren't forced'. Bullshit. Can't let that bar coast
The way 'pervy' got so fucked up that flip belongs in a @Lars post
(idgi)
n Uh-sunder was mispronounced. Why the fuck you so proud?
If you wanna know what 'ass' sounds like try reading your bars out loud
(this is more truth than anything. especially after reading some of those obscure wordplays. not a big hit tho)
And you defend them so much. Pathetic. It's a fuckin sad act
You fight so hard to prop up slanted shit it could trigger Iwo Jima flashbacks
( i justtt so happen to know exactly wtf hes talking about. the flag at the summit right? Lotb conceptually . but its not like its a banger or anything. just the best concept out of either verse )

i got sharp rather easily here.

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Fuck me, this got me....I laughed


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I read all of this.. I’m on my iPad not my laptop so it would be hard to break it down bar for bar.. but I felt like Sharp was more crisp.. I’m sure the OE line has been used but it mad me laugh a little and was good... umm it’s hard to explain.. but to me the majority of habitats verse didn’t really make sense

Honestly maybe there’s a language barrier I dunno...

And sharp had some alright ones... so... vote sharp
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Honestly I'd vote for sharp. Good battle man. You can close this if you want
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Oversight and exigent from Hab ... Aurora was close for me cuz it's a fresh attempt and works in slang, but it just I dunno...didn't read smooth

Ole eng, cancel culture, ass out loud and iwa Jima from sharp


Cool read....Hab had a couple hits and intriguing concepts , but I got sharp here for more quotes and consistency....also just a harder verse due to the attempted personals

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I've also had sharp here.

Olde English good
Ass pronounce, Cancel Culture were decent as worded
IwoJima dope concept & angle, just wasn't executed like a haymaker imo.

Hab: Exigent, oversight
Habendum, original just dug too deep to get that one.
I didn't feel pants/sweater....loose association to me, had potential

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