Does anyone know who sorts out all legal stuff if you’re sent to jail?

sral · 04-06-2024, 04:26 AM

I'm talking about mortgage/payments, bills etc. Day to day outgoings.

Has the prison service got a department that deals with all that? I imagine it’s hard doing it all yourself with a single telephone call a day or a week or whatever get.

Geno · 04-06-2024, 05:01 AM

Lolololol.

Pretty sure your fucked if you dont sort it out yourself bruh. Just my thoughts but ive never been locked up with anyone who spoke about having access to this type of professional. Maybe a buisiness endeavor we should consider embarking on!

Maybe there are some sorts of people for this if you have the money to pay someone that will handle it. Otherwise you need to depend on family or friends that you can trust. Idk. Im not that fortunate. You probably are, but im not

sral · 04-06-2024, 10:38 AM

Fuck

John Dillinger · 04-06-2024, 12:00 PM

You can trust me with your money

Paytience · 04-06-2024, 02:40 PM

Your Lawyer...or spouse. I'd go with the lawyer.4

Witty · 04-06-2024, 06:39 PM

I know guys inside using phones whenever they feel like it and still managing their business from prison.

The trick is to put it in your anus or know someone who will put it in their anus on your behalf. If you do that, everything will be OK.

sral · 04-07-2024, 05:55 AM

@MMLP you’re up

Witty · 04-11-2024, 07:05 PM

Gone.

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-11-2024, 07:42 PM

Damn they finally find the cp and rape home videos in your attic?

Good riddance

Allen Knight · 04-17-2024, 07:28 AM

You'd be fucked if you don't have family or a wife to help.

Objective · 04-18-2024, 01:34 AM

What they claim you allegedly did?

Get a cheap accountant that can do your bills, get your lawyer to go over them and bring you up to date. If shit is fucked financially when you get out you can hold some people accountable to get back some of your losses or do damage control, and probably help you with pausing some payments to get back on track... If you can afford the lawyer and years it takes to get that back tho depending on how long you're in for. In general you should be fine with this tho.

You might get access to internet while inside so you can do this shit yourself. Hear with the correctional service if you got any questions and what you should do/prepare for.

Edit: There are also accountant software where you can log in through a browser. Should help you with keeping it clean, paid and easy to see how things are going even with limited time.

04-06-2024, 04:26 AM	#1
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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I know guys inside using phones whenever they feel like it and still managing their business from prison. The trick is to put it in your anus or know someone who will put it in their anus on your behalf. If you do that, everything will be OK. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Gone. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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04-18-2024, 01:34 AM	#11
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,787 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474189	What they claim you allegedly did? Get a cheap accountant that can do your bills, get your lawyer to go over them and bring you up to date. If shit is fucked financially when you get out you can hold some people accountable to get back some of your losses or do damage control, and probably help you with pausing some payments to get back on track... If you can afford the lawyer and years it takes to get that back tho depending on how long you're in for. In general you should be fine with this tho. You might get access to internet while inside so you can do this shit yourself. Hear with the correctional service if you got any questions and what you should do/prepare for. Edit: There are also accountant software where you can log in through a browser. Should help you with keeping it clean, paid and easy to see how things are going even with limited time. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 04-18-2024 at 01:39 AM.