Contender Match: Kenny the OG 3-2 vs Bags 3-0 - BAGS WINS

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NBL Season 9


Due Thursday
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@Kenny the OG @Bags

[Kenny the OG]

Whats good my G. 12-16?
Lets make this botw.

Ext granted lol

[Ghost1]

Lol i.hope ur serious cuz I may need it. Ahaha

An word man I'm goin in.

12-16 good

[Ghost1]

Wat does that tag even mean I'm going to live long? Sick burn


Um in case there was any confusi9n....I'm legit gonna need that ext lol

My bad hoss, crazy ass week

[Kenny the OG]

Its all good fam, I'll edit my verse in here on friday

[Ghost1]

Hiw many u got?

[Kenny the OG]

14 right now. Add another bar then re-word the concepts and I'm done.

[Ghost1]

Aight bet

[Kenny the OG]

@Bags 20? If not it's cool, I got 16 now so I'm wit whatever

[Ghost1]

Man.........it's gonna be a struggle to get 16 bruh......I'll try for 20....but....idk lol

[Ghost1]

stupid ass avy. u think u swole? u got to be jokin>?
man ya isolation routine involves a basement, low self esteem & a bottle of lotion
trynna get dudes to give ya balls n wee wee a tug
if u have a wet dream i hope it involves a handful of pills n u fall asleep in the tub
for loot? catch u in traffic w that weapons grade sniper gauge
them rounds flyin at u for the green an i aint gotta be in ya driving range
oh u trynna get violent an brawl? u must be wilin dog
u keep actin like an N word an i promise that k i put on ya wont be silent at all
ull catch a slug to the kneecap for perping
aight fam u heard me? that shotty take 4lbs out ya leg quicker then alex murphy
ill land hits on this contender non stop n constant
leave his shot on the rocks w the lime n serve this punch drunk fagot up a vodka n tonic
fuck this match...only time u fire up metals a spoon, homie u see thru
so take the belt, ill give u the shot & hand u the torch...then watch u od on the needle
this a big loss, an u can get it irl too cuz u a bitch dog
man ill run u in these streets so fast they gon have to re invent the rickshaw

16
@Kenny the OG

[Kenny the OG]

Man i make this look easy, u still reaching fag
Punches camped in ya dome, I gathered a round of fire wit the intent of sleeping bags
Weak ass, ur max press ain't worth mentioning ever
these mac's press to ya chest & ur laid flat like setting a benching record
Shoulda stayed fat, the sudden weight loss not helping
U don't look ripped or toned, the excess stretchy skin makes u look like ur melting
Seriously, this health kick got u lookin way lamer
Bet ur instagrams full of inspirational quotes & pics of u in your waist trainer
Ur tough when ganging up but solo ur soft as wet butter
& if u try that dog-piling shit wit me you'll end up like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers
Ur aggressive online, but i connect the dots exposing ya life
Its a Domino effect cuz ur really a push-over eating takeout pizza alone every night
I'll help u meet ur maker, u sky-bound wrapped in a shroud
my 9 giving u tec support so u wont need google to go backup to the cloud
Coward ur getting washed until all the yellow is gone
U ain't puttin up a fight unless ur posting links to canelo vs khan

[Cashius]

stupid ass avy. u think u swole? u got to be jokin>?
man ya isolation routine involves a basement, low self esteem & a bottle of lotion

Ok

trynna get dudes to give ya balls n wee wee a tug
if u have a wet dream i hope it involves a handful of pills n u fall asleep in the tub

Ok

for loot? catch u in traffic w that weapons grade sniper gauge
them rounds flyin at u for the green an i aint gotta be in ya driving range

Ok. I like the driving range tie in.

oh u trynna get violent an brawl? u must be wilin dog
u keep actin like an N word an i promise that k i put on ya wont be silent at all

I like this.

ull catch a slug to the kneecap for perping
aight fam u heard me? that shotty take 4lbs out ya leg quicker then alex murphy

Eh.

ill land hits on this contender non stop n constant
leave his shot on the rocks w the lime n serve this punch drunk fagot up a vodka n tonic

Nah.

fuck this match...only time u fire up metals a spoon, homie u see thru
so take the belt, ill give u the shot & hand u the torch...then watch u od on the needle

Kinda creative but not much impact.

this a big loss, an u can get it irl too cuz u a bitch dog
man ill run u in these streets so fast they gon have to re invent the rickshaw

Eh.




Man i make this look easy, u still reaching fag
Punches camped in ya dome, I gathered a round of fire wit the intent of sleeping bags

Ok.

Weak ass, ur max press ain't worth mentioning ever
these mac's press to ya chest & ur laid flat like setting a benching record

Nah.

Shoulda stayed fat, the sudden weight loss not helping
U don't look ripped or toned, the excess stretchy skin makes u look like ur melting

Nah.

Seriously, this health kick got u lookin way lamer
Bet ur instagrams full of inspirational quotes & pics of u in your waist trainer

Nah.

Ur tough when ganging up but solo ur soft as wet butter
& if u try that dog-piling shit wit me you'll end up like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers

Ok.

Ur aggressive online, but i connect the dots exposing ya life
Its a Domino effect cuz ur really a push-over eating takeout pizza alone every night

Ok.

I'll help u meet ur maker, u sky-bound wrapped in a shroud
my 9 giving u tec support so u wont need google to go backup to the cloud

Yessir.

Coward ur getting washed until all the yellow is gone
U ain't puttin up a fight unless ur posting links to canelo vs khan

Ok.



This is pretty close. After I read them again I think Bags had less misses. Both had one stand out. I gotta give the edge to bags. Good battle though, gize.

[Junto]

I gotta go wit Kenny here

[Toil]

Bags: opener, wet dream, silent k
Kenny: opener, Domino, tek support

Was looking forward to this and it didn't disappoint. Bags verse started out fire but then tailed off towards the end. Kenny'as was more up and down throughout. I like how Ken mixes in several elements of his concept or wp to each couplet. Easy to overlook, but impressive when you notice (e.g. Dominoes/push over/pizza, camp in dome/round fire/sleeping bags). That said, I also like Bag's directness in his wording. Comes off brutal when he gets it right.

I've got this 3 quotables each. Would be tempted to vote tie, but that's a lame move, so I'm giving it to Bags by a whisker as that silent k line was fire.

Vote = Bags, just

[Og smokinstein]

this was a good battle, and hard to judge at that..

But ima have give bags the slight edge, only because Kenny stayed to long bag's weight concept.
Kenny verse read more an health intervention than anything else.
Bags had one or two more bars to land than Kenny.
Bags verse didn't read as smooth as Kenny's tho, but jus thought his content was slightly better.

vote bag

[Saint]

This is close. After I read a few times again I have Bags.
Could go either way but there were 2 or 3 couplets Kenny dissing bags fitness that was just airballs to me...also a couple concepts I seen before but flipped well.. 'put up a fight'
Bags had some wording issues too though; some longwinded tie ins that could've been smoother....also trailed off last few bars which makes it so hard to pick a winner. slightly fresher concepts though.

standouts:
silent k, driving range

opener, backup to cloud

vote bags

[~RustyGunZ~]

stupid ass avy. u think u swole? u got to be jokin>?
man ya isolation routine involves a basement, low self esteem & a bottle of lotion
trynna get dudes to give ya balls n wee wee a tug
if u have a wet dream i hope it involves a handful of pills n u fall asleep in the tub
ull catch a slug to the kneecap for perping
aight fam u heard me? that shotty take 4lbs out ya leg quicker then alex murphy
ill land hits on this contender non stop n constant
leave his shot on the rocks w the lime n serve this punch drunk fagot up a vodka n tonic

vs


Seriously, this health kick got u lookin way lamer
Bet ur instagrams full of inspirational quotes & pics of u in your waist trainer
Ur aggressive online, but i connect the dots exposing ya life
Its a Domino effect cuz ur really a push-over eating takeout pizza alone every night
I'll help u meet ur maker, u sky-bound wrapped in a shroud
my 9 giving u tec support so u wont need google to go backup to the cloud

v/bags

some pretty bad misses from both but overall a cool read

[Destroyer]

Kenny was trash this week

v/bags

[Ghost1]

LMAO