05-06-2015, 08:40 PM | #1 |
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i put a tall boy in the freezer
and left it in there like 20 minutes too long and it's fucking frozen
and now i have to wait for it to thaw. i'm sitting here staring at it like a shithead junkie testing its popsicle/beer ratio every couple minutes or so. these are my serious real life problems. what are yours?
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lol, wat kinda beer?
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I'm losing my fucking mind
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did anyone else thjnk this thread was gonna be a Neighbor bar?
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Lol, yes.
Funny you menTion it SWHY I clicked on this thread tbh Lol woe is me no beer froooozen Nigga do some real drugs speaking of real drugs Where's @dull boy
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muff you really should go outside or something man.
to dead man's topic; this is an interesting situation you've found yourself in and i pray you find safe passage during this dark period. there is no feeling like the feeling of not being able to drink when you thought you would be able to drink. a purgatory i wish upon no man.
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I was expecting something like:
tall boy in the freezer, Marlboro in my lungs Dropped calls in the basement - I'd pick it up if it rung
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after chyeahhh started butchering the "first line of bar in title" threads, i decided it best to let @Neighbor handle that sort of thing exclusively.
sorry @Neighbor, i'm tagging you too much this week.
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Yeah man. That sucks. I'm kind of having a panic attack right now froM smoking too much bud. Gonna go smoke a stog and wait for my girl, hoping my heart doesn't explode. And what, you only have one? Or did it to all of them..
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only have one left over from the weekend
sounds like maybe you should take a good old fashioned T break homie
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you know, his screenplays let's read those. fucka idiyote.
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Like I said
I read the novel
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Drencrom take a breather bruh
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Ok lemme explain my reasoning for ya
Deadman U asked me if I read clockwork orange because my avy correct? Well I assumed u thought i got all hipstery after JUST RECENTLY reading the novel or something. All I'm saying is I'm familiar w/ the subject matterN have been 4 years...Whether it be the film, references in a song, or the OBV THE FKN NOVEL ITSELF damn Jesus christ I hate u guys fucking pieces of shits
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In regards to OP
Shit is a MUGGY 80 degrees out. All the windows in the crib open and the lights off still sweattin llike a robranda twerk vid out this bitch an I kno soon as I put the window units in the temp will drop back to 60 for another 2 weeks. Got sum makers on deck Makin me even hotter. Fuck it tho. I think this chink loving would be toilet seat bitch is falling in love with me and all the while I have fallen pretty hard for another married woman who sporadically agrees to make out with me in the parking lot at my work. I'm getting crazy big from lifting tho an getting pussy is becoming based on aesthetics and not personality which is REFRESHING cuz fuck these dumb hoes. Got me sharing my beautiful mind with them just so they'll spread their legs. Fuck off. Oh an I thought for sure u were gonna say ur brewha exploded in the freezer. Glad it didnt. Soon u will profit. |
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I'm making a smoothie and just used my last mango, so I feel the pain.
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personally i hope this is all a set up & her and her husband lure him to a cabin in the woods
an piss an shit on him for 2 days then torture him to death w/ a spiked dildo.
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