10. Greed vs. 14. Alvin Karpis - KARP WINS BY FORFEIT

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
Semi Finals

Due Thursday, May 29th

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@Greed @Alvin Karpis

[Alvin Karpis]

check 10

[Greed]

You gon get this work.

[Greed]

Go ahead and sit there and say you wasnt sick losing to me you simp
Al lost to greed and been haunted by the ghosts of past present and future ever since
Your bitch, is non existent, we've already discussed y ya gal had ta leave
You pressed her buttons so she went n sucked the soul out another nigga like shang tseung's fatality
I dont know who you trying to fuck with dude but u can get flamed
Ur only relevance are brought to you by mtn dew at the x games
And yo y'd u fuck that up? U cant find better when you that wack
..... how the FUCK u shallow al, when u have the same body frame as jack black
Who the fuck is alvin irl, i put on god this vet clown
Ill I do know is Karpis'n his pants knowing im offing his head in the next round

[Alvin Karpis]

My last round was head to head literally but I’m off the hydro
So only way this battle is neck and neck is you vs Kyzo
& bring up that L like it means shit but we all know who’s better
Homey ya neck has a hole that even Stritka wouldn’t pay $20 to enter
Showed up last minute like fuck it, there’s no way this man Greed’ll win
Shit I played it by ear until you tried to blow in it like Lance Stephenson
You don’t pull bad bitches cuz you’re a dirty dude and nerdy too
Guess it makes sense the only dime you hollered at never heard of you
You’re sweet as fuck but you claim you gang bang though
Homey you’re the type to set trip, stumble, n break an ankle

[Alpha]

Your bitch, is non existent, we've already discussed y ya gal had ta leave
You pressed her buttons so she went n sucked the soul out another nigga like shang tseung's fatality

vs

My last round was head to head literally but I’m off the hydro
So only way this battle is neck and neck is you vs Kyzo
& bring up that L like it means shit but we all know who’s better
Homey ya neck has a hole that even Stritka wouldn’t pay $20 to enter


wholy fuck @ that strikta bar

v ak w/ the lotb and more consistency through out

[Greed]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

I dont get the xgames line from @Greed

Rail events

[Baron Mynd]

lmao rail events / relevance is forced as fuck

Karp got this off the strength of that hole in the neck shit

Shang Tseung could have been nice but the wording killed it, shit has entirely too many syllables to it for my liking.

Vote - Karpis

[Sharp]

ok redoing the vote (moved to make everything easier to read)

Your bitch, is non existent, we've already discussed y ya gal had ta leave
You pressed her buttons so she went n sucked the soul out another nigga like shang tseung's fatality


& bring up that L like it means shit but we all know who’s better
Homey ya neck has a hole that even Stritka wouldn’t pay $20 to enter




honestly was kinda close... thought greed had the LOTB but karpis's nonquotables were stronger


greed had some flips that only worked the one way, like relevance and karpisn (which were also pretty bad tbh). karp has it pretty easily

v/karpis

[Greed]

Close this I thought he won too. Should of had that relevance line more proper. Pretty sure I recycled shallow al too.

[Allen Knight]

Lol its shallow hal hahaha but karpis was more consistent
Greed verse was decent tbh.