08-19-2014, 06:01 PM | #121 | |
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08-19-2014, 06:54 PM | #122 |
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This is great.
Only question is.. If Sharp took the ink pen, how does he get the key? |
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Jesus sharp
Think of all u did prvsly tho too......all just to get decapithroatfucked Shame on u. |
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Tho he posed the options Tell the elder to open whichever door I suppose the elder had the keys But it seems pointless to have made it a point that the key was needed to open the doors...when apparently u could just tell dude to open them if u didnt get the key lol |
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08-19-2014, 07:08 PM | #125 | |
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Bro I'm thinking the pen would've cockblocked the decapitation cause the pen is truly mightier than the sword. Sharp might deserve a different fate. |
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08-19-2014, 07:13 PM | #126 |
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He had to die He slit sum bitches throat while she was slobbin him down cuz sum homeless guy told him hed be a god Then he beat sum 4 yr old girl to death with a roll of quarters THEN he left his own family be tortured and raped ....all on que from sum junky who happened to be in his prom dates limo....no sir....these choices were not good choices. |
08-19-2014, 07:18 PM | #127 |
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Yeah but they had his fam the whole time.
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He states...."the fish we once so freely enjoyed...now are diminished. The rocks we once flopped upon so freely...have become jagged from the tides. I have heard legends of another island full of what we lack, yet the tide pulls in. What should we do?"
Do you A: recommend that you will swim to the island to investigate B: tell the elder someone else should
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They fire, simultaneously. just as they are fixing to reach them your life flashes before your eyes. you see yourself playing super Nintendo. Hide and seek with the neighborhoodt kids, you can smell your mother. The bullets stop. you have the power. you rush at the guards, you crack all of their bones with power fists. it is no competition. you look up to the sky and laugh. do you:
A: head to the building of which you escaped B: head back into the jungle to explore your powers
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you begin to run. run from the pain of the past, run from the pain the future will surely bring. you run and run your chubby little legs off. eventually you are in the city. you had lost track of time. you see a blind homeless man with a sign that says: "change for your future?"
do you A: give him some change B: keep moving
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edit: let me be more clear. the key would have helped him with the librarian. the elder had the power to open the doors, do not let that point confuse you. read on gracious reader. bear building. edit 2x: if he would have chosen the key he would have had the choice of showing the key to the librarian. which would have set him on another path. edit 3x: if he would have written his name with the pen it would have been sword. I don't want to explain to much roy.....I am sure you can appreciate that. chief Campbell to thread.
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"All right all right...kid.." Carmicheal says. you are driving back towards the station and your thoughts become distractions tbh. as the sun begins to set you are only a few miles from the station when something catches your attention. it is her. on the side of the road....burned....her lips move : "WHY">? at this point you have forgotten about the two lane road you are on and have drifted into on coming traffic!!!
do you: A: swerve left B: swerve right
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ANTHONY KNEW ABOUT BAD CHOICES. first he had chosen to join that stupid government army, then he decided to try and take on pancake while in super saiyan mode. As he lay nearly deAD on the ground he saw two beings approach, one of light, the other of shade. The one of light spoke: "doest thou want enlightenment?" The one of shade spoke: "doest thou want all the power of the one whom hurt you and your revenge"? do you choose: A: revenge and power B: enlightenment
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you jog past the blind man who cries out: "RALPHIE...THOUGH I SEE NOT, THEE I SEE! WOE UNTO THEE FOR THINE OWN GREED WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEE AT TIME VERY NIGH!" your chubby ginger face vibrated from fear but you said: "whatever". (this actually happened to you years ago in real life, but you forgot) you go into a convenience store and head for the cooler to grab a dew. meanwhile an armed assailant busts in and points a gun at the clerk, who has wet herself from fear. The assailant does not see you. do you: A: hide B: hero
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Do you: A: deal with daughter in the bed B: deal with daughter in the closet
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Although I might need to check the dew to calm my nerves Is that stealing?
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yes. you crouch down...you solid snake onto the ground. you get right around the aisle from him and hear him shouting : "cmon muthafucka break yo shit nigga, break yo shit! 40 block cuz! 40 block!" do you: A: bum rush him B: throw something to cause a diversion and then bum rush him
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Revenge my nigga
Im finna fuck dancake UP ya dig. |
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