1. King Karaoke vs. 5. Bender - KARAOKE WINS

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
Semi Finals

Due Thursday, May 29th

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
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Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
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@King Karaoke @Bender

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...
10...

Bye...

[Bender]

10 it is

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I've seen your pics, I got a couple of reps u should try
Its no surprise that when we see a Bender it's usually next to a Frye
U answer phones at the precinct cuz they wouldn't give a badge to a fat slop
All that heavy breathing in the Police Academy, u made more noise than that black cop
Still reeling from the divorce, probably let another pig snatch your chick
It's ironic that ur a 911 operator when shes the 1 who dispatched u quick
Your sexual preference is oozing thru your pores, u can barely keep it in
You're nothing but a faggot who's blown more ballers than Lance Stephenson
We temporarily let u in even tho your verses weren't that great, dimwit
But the real reason why we dropped u is cuz Elevatorz have a weight limit

Bye...

[Bender]

I was gonna no show but fuck it here is a key

@Karaoke

This guy is an animal and if he was a grizzly I woulda shot him
His style is animated but when I say Kara Bear it’s really cuz he’s a power bottom
We can see right through you and your time is up with those coward raps wigger
plus we all know you’re white on the inside, so you literally have an hourglass figure
Remember when we were in the Elevatorz together and we made you change your name
Cuz u were pushing buttons for the lobby & the rest of us wowed crowds like David Blaine
You should be ashamed of yourself, stop trying to be something that you’re not
your girl is white too & the only bandz tha make her dance are seether and slipknot
kick rocks you caramel colored ninja turtle looking boring ogre
Congrats you’re the champion of a site that everyone left before the tourney was over

[Undead.]

Originally Posted by Bender

I was gonna no show but fuck it here is a key

@Karaoke

This guy is an animal and if he was a grizzly I woulda shot him
His style is animated but when I say Kara Bear it’s really cuz he’s a power bottom

Nah plus rhyme scheme was weak. Care bear played.

We can see right through you and your time is up with those coward raps wigger
plus we all know you’re white on the inside, so you literally have an hourglass figure

Ehh this failed gow. Y do the wigger thing again?

Remember when we were in the Elevatorz together and we made you change your name
Cuz u were pushing buttons for the lobby & the rest of us wowed crowds like David Blaine

A jab and personal

You should be ashamed of yourself, stop trying to be something that you’re not
your girl is white too & the only bandz tha make her dance are seether and slipknot

Nah this was weakly executed.

kick rocks you caramel colored ninja turtle looking boring ogre
Congrats you’re the champion of a site that everyone left before the tourney was over

So now he's caramel? Cmon bro like the punch tho

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

I've seen your pics, I got a couple of reps u should try
Its no surprise that when we see a Bender it's usually next to a Frye

Predictable a jab at best.

U answer phones at the precinct cuz they wouldn't give a badge to a fat slop
All that heavy breathing in the Police Academy, u made more noise than that black cop

Cool

Still reeling from the divorce, probably let another pig snatch your chick
It's ironic that ur a 911 operator when shes the 1 who dispatched u quick

Lol
Your sexual preference is oozing thru your pores, u can barely keep it in
You're nothing but a faggot who's blown more ballers than Lance Stephenson

Ehh
We temporarily let u in even tho your verses weren't that great, dimwit
But the real reason why we dropped u is cuz Elevatorz have a weight limit

Lol

Bye...

Karaoke got this, bender was too focused on calling him a winger and than admitted he was black in the closer. Shit hurt u imo but ur rhyme schemes were choppy in opener. I seen way better from u bender. Kar got this nice personal flips.

V/ karaoke

[Sharp]

er phones at the precinct cuz they wouldn't give a badge to a fat slop
All that heavy breathing in the Police Academy, u made more noise than that black cop
Still reeling from the divorce, probably let another pig snatch your chick
It's ironic that ur a 911 operator when shes the 1 who dispatched u quick
We temporarily let u in even tho your verses weren't that great, dimwit
But the real reason why we dropped u is cuz Elevatorz have a weight limit



You should be ashamed of yourself, stop trying to be something that you’re not
your girl is white too & the only bandz tha make her dance are seether and slipknot



props to bender for showing but karaoke did his thing here and won pretty handily imo... that said the bandz that make her dance line leaned me

v/kar

[Greed]

Copy sharps vote here. Bands line was cool but police academy and dispatch were enough to cover that

V kar

[Bender]

@King Karaoke Dope verse man, you did your thing here

@Greed sorry I no showed on RB but I have had alot going on

glad you guys liked the bandz line I actually enjoyed that one, the rest was kinda rushed

I'm actually leaving for the state corrections academy next week so looks like another hiatus from texting for me

[Adonis]

Two solid verses. I got KK winning though. His shit was just more consistent in my eyes. Seemed like every line was a decent connect where Benders was jab,jab, diss punch. type ish

example is wowed crowds like david blaine. not even close to a diss bruhv