Would cavemen like Doritos?

PancakeBrah · 02-21-2014, 01:21 AM

Interesting question.

On the one hand, Doritos are delicious. But would they be delicious to the untrained caveman palate? Is the inherent deliciousness of Doritos and other such food snacks a product of hundreds of years of Darwinian taste evolution? As in, imperceptible shifts in the tastes and preferences of man over countless years renders the now sought after deliciousness of Doritos repugnant to the caveman in this example, as he is our forefather and only has the basest of palates, not knowing the journey the history of our species traversed to arrive at this point, where Doritos are a highly enjoyed flavor?

Who knows.

Certain · 02-21-2014, 01:23 AM

They would. Give them the guacamole or spicy sweet chili flavors.

PancakeBrah · 02-21-2014, 01:29 AM

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

Diode · 02-21-2014, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

This man gets it.

Certain · 02-21-2014, 01:53 AM

You both are slaves to nostalgia.

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 02:19 AM

gud question

when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage

not sure what that implied

Just C · 02-21-2014, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate

gud question

when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage

not sure what that implied

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

Objective · 02-21-2014, 03:51 AM

Ofc. they would. The dorito is designed in such a way it should be tempting to anyone. (In theory, apparently triangle-shaped food makes you hungry.) With ingredients to never make you feel full, mesmerizing color and a satisfying sound when you eat it. The taste makes you want more. It is designed to mentally fuck with you without your knowledge and you'll just be craving more.

Since cavemens brains aint that well developed yet they'd be extremely prone to the evil nature of the dorito and get addicted to that shit on the same level as drug addicts are to heroin.

Just C · 02-21-2014, 03:56 AM

Look at it like this.

Gordan Ramsey's pallet would hate Dorito's and see them for the junk food they are.

You are more caveman than Gordon in that respect due to your under developed pallet ergo caveman would love dorito's. more than you

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

just c proves he reads my posts

this nigga 1 step away from a calling me the other word meaning homo

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 04:09 AM

lmao @Just C

this nigga had an argument with Sharp Nine & Aero over claiming a tag anime boners thought was funny

u cant be srs, dawg

everytime Just c gets an lol he takes screenshots & calls it a day

Just C · 02-21-2014, 04:12 AM

I did?

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 04:24 AM

lol @ "I did?"

just c with the top tier cumback

good shit, fagget

dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic

@anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

Just C · 02-21-2014, 04:36 AM

I didn't argue with Aero or Split though?

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 04:54 AM

thats not the point, son

the point is that Malachi could make $15/hr on YT uploading ASMR videos featuring audio recordings of people responding to your posts, i.e. ambience & bg noise, you intentionally obscure mentally linear fagget

plz dont respond, dawg

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 04:56 AM

lol @ asking if you argued w/ aero or sharp

you're a step away

just get the links & quotes for fuck sakes

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 05:03 AM

kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

Just C · 02-21-2014, 05:07 AM

You get the links and prove yourself wrong. I'm sure you favored the thread.

Your name is a play on masturbate and you spell faggot with an e and come back and comedian with u's.

You're a lame try hard. You don't need assistance from me, you euthanize yourself every time you press post.

maths debate · 02-21-2014, 05:22 AM

ethered

with 100 posts i've got more than enough of my share of appreciation for the lulz from ppl who actually matter on the boards

gone @ me using cum references, 1997 wordplay represent

you been on here longer than me w/ more posts and not a fuck be given about you, dawg

masaiiyonara, son (@anime_boners for a lulz for this irrelevant soul)

Just C · 02-21-2014, 05:26 AM

It's ok Lars you can calm down now.

02-21-2014, 01:21 AM	#1
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Would cavemen like Doritos? Interesting question. On the one hand, Doritos are delicious. But would they be delicious to the untrained caveman palate? Is the inherent deliciousness of Doritos and other such food snacks a product of hundreds of years of Darwinian taste evolution? As in, imperceptible shifts in the tastes and preferences of man over countless years renders the now sought after deliciousness of Doritos repugnant to the caveman in this example, as he is our forefather and only has the basest of palates, not knowing the journey the history of our species traversed to arrive at this point, where Doritos are a highly enjoyed flavor? Who knows. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	They would. Give them the guacamole or spicy sweet chili flavors. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-21-2014, 01:29 AM	#3
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

02-21-2014, 01:53 AM	#5
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	You both are slaves to nostalgia. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-21-2014, 03:51 AM	#8
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,787 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474189	Ofc. they would. The dorito is designed in such a way it should be tempting to anyone. (In theory, apparently triangle-shaped food makes you hungry.) With ingredients to never make you feel full, mesmerizing color and a satisfying sound when you eat it. The taste makes you want more. It is designed to mentally fuck with you without your knowledge and you'll just be craving more. Since cavemens brains aint that well developed yet they'd be extremely prone to the evil nature of the dorito and get addicted to that shit on the same level as drug addicts are to heroin. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

02-21-2014, 02:19 AM	#6
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	gud question when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage not sure what that implied

02-21-2014, 03:56 AM	#9
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	Look at it like this. Gordan Ramsey's pallet would hate Dorito's and see them for the junk food they are. You are more caveman than Gordon in that respect due to your under developed pallet ergo caveman would love dorito's. more than you

02-21-2014, 04:09 AM	#11
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	lmao @Just C this nigga had an argument with Sharp Nine & Aero over claiming a tag anime boners thought was funny u cant be srs, dawg everytime Just c gets an lol he takes screenshots & calls it a day

02-21-2014, 04:12 AM	#12
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	I did?

02-21-2014, 04:24 AM	#13
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	lol @ "I did?" just c with the top tier cumback good shit, fagget dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic @anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

02-21-2014, 04:36 AM	#14
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	I didn't argue with Aero or Split though?

02-21-2014, 04:54 AM	#15
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	thats not the point, son the point is that Malachi could make $15/hr on YT uploading ASMR videos featuring audio recordings of people responding to your posts, i.e. ambience & bg noise, you intentionally obscure mentally linear fagget plz dont respond, dawg

02-21-2014, 04:56 AM	#16
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	lol @ asking if you argued w/ aero or sharp you're a step away just get the links & quotes for fuck sakes

02-21-2014, 05:03 AM	#17
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

02-21-2014, 05:07 AM	#18
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	You get the links and prove yourself wrong. I'm sure you favored the thread. Your name is a play on masturbate and you spell faggot with an e and come back and comedian with u's. You're a lame try hard. You don't need assistance from me, you euthanize yourself every time you press post.

02-21-2014, 05:22 AM	#19
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936246	ethered with 100 posts i've got more than enough of my share of appreciation for the lulz from ppl who actually matter on the boards gone @ me using cum references, 1997 wordplay represent you been on here longer than me w/ more posts and not a fuck be given about you, dawg masaiiyonara, son (@anime_boners for a lulz for this irrelevant soul)

02-21-2014, 05:26 AM	#20
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	It's ok Lars you can calm down now.