Amazon Anonymous Meeting

[Inno]

I bet uh ohs got a full fledged sex doll in his cart right now

[veritas]

Jim,

How does it work, can you have a doll with the flesh light installed? And do the boobs feel real?

[uh-oh]

alright a myriad of inquiries i shall address

1. no sex dolls. i wouldn't even want the torso's, or the strange like just an ass with no legs or anything lol. seems to weird to me. actually fucking something just seems out there, i just basically wack off with the thing know what i mean, i don't strategically place and actually fuck it like some sorta waterhead.

2. it works fairly simply. you apply some water based lube, aka lube. not lotion. lotion would work, but its chemicals eat at the strange rubber that its made out of so it starts degrading. but word lube it up. put dick in it. voila. there is a screw cap on the actual plastic too, that you can tighten/loosen, which affects the suction effect, screw it tighter and it gets tighter, looser/looser.

3. cleaning and maintenance. you pull the sleeve out, its got a hole on both ends so you just rinse it out, the cleaner shit is just antibacterial stuff, you can use dish soap no need for that as well. but word the sleeve is super pliable. its weirdly soft and stretchy, but strong. like its almost like those hand slap things you got as a kid from the quarter machines that you can whip around and they slap on the wall, but its not sticky. but word. just rinse out your jizz/lube soap it out real quick rinse, and to dry it i just pat it dry with a hand towel and push the hand towel through the length of it.

4. the renewal powder just keeps it soft to the touch. its not needed though. it might keep it nicer for longer though, but i mean once you lube it up again its the same whether you got it or not, it just feels more like a rubbery thing without the powder. its hard to explain.

the only other things i've tried was the autoblow, which was a huge disappointment. i don't got an enormous dick or anything, but it wasn't strong enough to do the job. i thought it would be DOPE. hands free, a machine wacks me off while im in the porn world of VR. but the sleeve it came with was too thick in conjunction with my dick so it ran slow, like you could hear it straining, but they sold other sleeves, so i tried a thinner one, which worked, like i could get it CRANKING, but the problem then was it was too loose, so i couldn't bust. it was basically just enough to keep me in the game. so it was a waste. also the sleeves were more like rubber compared to the fleshlight which is just strange. its not like SKIN. but its not like RUBBER. its some weird inbetween matieral that feels magnificent

i've busted ridiculous nuts doggie

the more you know

[veritas]

Better than real or what?

[John Dillinger]

Originally Posted by Victor.

Wait


Uh oh is fucking a hand held device ?

[John Dillinger]

I like how you’re against using lotion w/ it because of the ‘chemicals’ but will happily clean that shit with dish soap

[uh-oh]

i wouldn't say better, but different

banging a human is obviously better, but its the whole experience involved that makes that better, its a person, with thighs and ass and tits that fucks back.

the actual FEELING tho, of solely what the dick nerves themselves are experiencing????

rivals it. its not like pussy though. feel wise or anything, its just a rubber suction-y tube that milks your dick. but its a device created for it.

i've always been top tier perv though, i indulge in hours long wackoff sessions, edging basically until im bored and disgusted with myself for wasting 3 hours and 67475 tabs of porn later i blast off. which its great for. work at your own pace no worrying about pleasing anyone else type deal. its like what i get out of escorts with even less shame.

like a regular girl you gotta worry about pleasing and treating like a human, an escort less so, you don't gotta worry about pleasing them, and you know upfront whats off limits without any weird interactions/rejections/embarrassment

so in summary, i would take sex with a human beings pussy hole all day over it, for the full experience. but a fleshlight feels fucking great. just nothing like a human pussy/butthole/mouth. just a magical hole of whimsy out to make cumsies

[Big Bolo]

So basically you've watched sex doll porn before...

[Finnydot]

This thread is legendary. I'm riding the bus right now and uh oh got me leaning... Lmfao

I read the whole 3 hour 9673 tabs thing and choked on my coffee. Lolol

That's some of the realest shit you'll ever find on he internet. But sooooo true.

Uh oh, fuck the streaming shit tho. Just torrent all the new releases you want in VR. Http://torrentz2.eu

I get the full length films so i can avoid the whole 3 hour thing and just watch the scenes with the bitches i like.

I've got at least 100gb right now.




Side note: was watching "The Kominski Method" last night on Netflix. It's excellent, 8 half hour episodes, i finished the first season last night.

Anyways, Michael Douglas is trying to rub one out before bed so he's looking on his tablet and it's like "step daddy porn, brother sister porn, school teacher porn.... Whatever happened to just fucking the pizza delivery guy?"


LMFAO i was dyiiiiiing