Adverse vs Ahriman (Pics) - AHRIMAN WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 4

Due Thursday, July 21st at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
You MUST check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

@Adverse @Ahriman

[Adverse]

Okay,
12 is fine or whatever you want

[Ahriman]

Check I’ll PM you pics

[Adverse]

Ahriman aka faggot in the white

Dude sent me a stock photo...oh what a shock
I spy two dressed up bitches...then there’s Cleopatra Jones and a cop
Think you hard or sum, always talm bout poppin guns
Closest you been to a Tech N9ne is lookin like his retarded son
Y’all are pitiful.. got two bitches in the same room, and y’all still ain’t involved
The only comedy thing about it is your buddy look like Arsenio Hall
This motherfucking caveman set the evolutionary field back a century
A picture can be worth a thousand words, yours says “I spent my welfare check on Hennessy”
Flyest fit at the party..that’s right you heard me dawg
Bro in the back likes it so much, that he’s staring at you..jerkin off
You think white women love those locks? Ain’t never been in a snow bunny’s box
Yeah they see you and get Jungle Fever...that’s cus you look like living, breathing Monkeypox

@Ahriman

[Ahriman]

This guy bashes bars and tries to rap???!!!!! Lmao



We scan over your bars & no waaay you hard bro
Only diss count below the belt you’ve ever shown? Is that QR Code
I’ll signal the goons to take your life queer
If you amaze off the top? Its the sign behind your right ear
& your audios? Sorry bro, s’nuthin cute
Fans rock their body to good shit, yours lives in a box & doesn’t move
This your mean stance? “No horsing around on my Leisure”
Can’t take you serious with cow tits & camel toe on ya t-shirt
This bald midget retard drop heat nothing astounding
When this Danny Devito throw shade theres nothing Sunny about it
Fuck this mutant deformed creature, no way this guy comp
You’ve aged from yelling @ intruders on your property “get outa my swamp!”

[Saint]

Ahriman aka faggot in the white

Dude sent me a stock photo...oh what a shock
I spy two dressed up bitches...then there’s Cleopatra Jones and a cop
What? Not a good start smh
Think you hard or sum, always talm bout poppin guns
Closest you been to a Tech N9ne is lookin like his retarded son
Yeah good one lol. No man
Y’all are pitiful.. got two bitches in the same room, and y’all still ain’t involved
The only comedy thing about it is your buddy look like Arsenio Hall
Tf no
This motherfucking caveman set the evolutionary field back a century
A picture can be worth a thousand words, yours says “I spent my welfare check on Hennessy”
Played idiom. Flip yuck
Flyest fit at the party..that’s right you heard me dawg
Bro in the back likes it so much, that he’s staring at you..jerkin off
Eh
You think white women love those locks? Ain’t never been in a snow bunny’s box
Yeah they see you and get Jungle Fever...that’s cus you look like living, breathing Monkeypox
Had a workable concept, executing it how you did wasn't it imo

Not sure if you rushed this or not....but Lotta this was mad basic, some jokes were cringe. Your user verse was better than this.

Ahri had a couple more creative ideas/original disses that landed convincingly.
Vote Ahriman

[White LGI]

Honestly this wasn't a good battle....I dunno if both rushed the verses or what...but I didnt get no LMAO moments like pic battles are supposed to give me ..

Camel toe on your t shirt was ok....

So I guess, I'll vote Aman....just because someone had to win....both have been better in past weeks

[Mac]

didnt feel much of adverse

vs

This your mean stance? “No horsing around on my Leisure”
Can’t take you serious with cow tits & camel toe on ya t-shirt

got ahriman here. adverse rushed in / had no motivation and you could see it

[Sharp]

Gonna overdo feedback in the name of being thorough. I don't think either of you are bad, but I've seen better from you both and don't want to just say that and not explain it more because that doesn't help anyone.


Ahriman aka faggot in the white
thank you for the expo
Dude sent me a stock photo...oh what a shock
I spy two dressed up bitches...then there’s Cleopatra Jones and a cop
basic but funny
Think you hard or sum, always talm bout poppin guns
Closest you been to a Tech N9ne is lookin like his retarded son
I can only kinda barely see it... Doesn't really work for me but part of that is the shit quality image you have. Not your fault
Y’all are pitiful.. got two bitches in the same room, and y’all still ain’t involved
The only comedy thing about it is your buddy look like Arsenio Hall
cool idea but guy in the back is a wad of pixels... I'll allow it because I hate what you've been given to worn with
This motherfucking caveman set the evolutionary field back a century
A picture can be worth a thousand words, yours says “I spent my welfare check on Hennessy”
with heavy racial shit like this you kinda get the worst of both worlds, in that it's played out from being done so much and it's distracting
Flyest fit at the party..that’s right you heard me dawg
Bro in the back likes it so much, that he’s staring at you..jerkin off
not a lot to work with but this is pretty basic
You think white women love those locks? Ain’t never been in a snow bunny’s box
Yeah they see you and get Jungle Fever...that’s cus you look like living, breathing Monkeypox
I don't entirely get the punch... He's black?

I feel like you could've spent more of your verse on him, but there really wasn't much to work with... Spree, this pic sucked. I def would have asked for a better (or at least bigger/higher quality pic)


This guy bashes bars and tries to rap???!!!!! Lmao
what is the point of this


We scan over your bars & no waaay you hard bro
Only diss count below the belt you’ve ever shown? Is that QR Code
the scan over/qr code is a good connection. Diss count/discount doesn't really make sense because it's clearly not a discount though
I’ll signal the goons to take your life queer
If you amaze off the top? Its the sign behind your right ear
setup is a waste, I've seen you do this exact thing a lot but it isn't bad
& your audios? Sorry bro, s’nuthin cute
Fans rock their body to good shit, yours lives in a box & doesn’t move
I don't get it. Is she holding a fan? It looks like a card to me
This your mean stance? “No horsing around on my Leisure”
Can’t take you serious with cow tits & camel toe on ya t-shirt
statementy but good observation. There was definitely something to make a bar about here imo.
This bald midget retard drop heat nothing astounding
When this Danny Devito throw shade theres nothing Sunny about it
I'm confused by the set up 'drop heat nothing astounding' to me implies that him dropping heat isn't surprising... I also don't get the 'throw shade/nothing sunny about it' flip - I get bald/fat devito, always sunny in Philadelphia, but this is confusing
Fuck this mutant deformed creature, no way this guy comp
You’ve aged from yelling @ intruders on your property “get outa my swamp!”
funny, but light, def works though.



I'm coming back to this


EDIT

Rereading today, quotes I have are

Ad
Opener
Flips about looking like ppl - .5ish each
Jerking off


Ahriman
Off the top
Shrek

Have ad with one more quote but it's close. Def gonna come down to preference

V/ad

[evaD]

Dude sent me a stock photo...oh what a shock
I spy two dressed up bitches...then there’s Cleopatra Jones and a cop
Solid misdirection
Think you hard or sum, always talm bout poppin guns
Closest you been to a Tech N9ne is lookin like his retarded son
Not so good
Y’all are pitiful.. got two bitches in the same room, and y’all still ain’t involved
The only comedy thing about it is your buddy look like Arsenio Hall
Ok
This motherfucking caveman set the evolutionary field back a century
A picture can be worth a thousand words, yours says “I spent my welfare check on Hennessy”
This is better
Flyest fit at the party..that’s right you heard me dawg
Bro in the back likes it so much, that he’s staring at you..jerkin off
Nice
You think white women love those locks? Ain’t never been in a snow bunny’s box
Yeah they see you and get Jungle Fever...that’s cus you look like living, breathing Monkeypox
Not sure on this. Good attempt at current event punch but feels off


We scan over your bars & no waaay you hard bro
Only diss count below the belt you’ve ever shown? Is that QR Code
Good punch but the diss count below the belt part doesn’t really work
I’ll signal the goons to take your life queer
If you amaze off the top? Its the sign behind your right ear
Cool
& your audios? Sorry bro, s’nuthin cute
Fans rock their body to good shit, yours lives in a box & doesn’t move
Ok
This your mean stance? “No horsing around on my Leisure”
Can’t take you serious with cow tits & camel toe on ya t-shirt
Funny but not exactly witty
This bald midget retard drop heat nothing astounding
When this Danny Devito throw shade theres nothing Sunny about it
Ok
Fuck this mutant deformed creature, no way this guy comp
You’ve aged from yelling @ intruders on your property “get outa my swamp!”
Not quite there

Close battle but ad had the best two bars with his opener and jerkin off

Vote adverse

[Wanderer]

Ad, your best bar was welfare check and the rest didn’t quite hit. There were attempts at jokes that just came off a tad forced for me

Ahriman,
A couple of your lines were bad misses but you had camel toe and Danny Devito which I enjoyed.

This is tough and a close battle but I’ve gotta give the edge to Ahriman, just
Vote Ahri

[Sharp]

4-2 ahriman

Gonna shoot for first to 5

[~RustyGunZ~]

That’s not Ahriman lmao man

Nothing worse than textcees making aliases with fake pictures

[Fracture]

It’s adverse Hennessy line v. Rearmams lines about Devito always sunny and cow tits bar

2-1 rharinann wins