Alvin Karpis vs. Patrick {Alvin Karpis wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Alvin Karpis @Patrick

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Wednesday,
  July 3rd, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Sunday, June 30th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST
• Voting ends Sunday, July 7th, 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Alvin Karpis]

check

[Swerve]

Yo.

[Alvin Karpis]

sent 14

Edit by Knuck

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I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
Stop acting like you’re street and catchin bodies too
Last time I rolled up to your set I caught pancake spotting you
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white

[Swerve]

I pm'd my verse last night around 2.

Edit by Knuck

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Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
And it’s surprising you don’t sing blockhead, while I floor vets,
Cause everytime you go to get a haircut, they offer you barbershop quartets.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.
And against me, you’re striking out given at all you queer,
When your version of fingerfood is chewing those to the knub this year.

[Boredom]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white


vs


Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.


this was a pretty dope battle, both were consistent but i have ak taking it with the LOTB and quotables hitting a bit harder, as well as his non quotables having more connection that swerves. mvgt alvin karpis

[Orc]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
Stop acting like you’re street and catchin bodies too
Last time I rolled up to your set I caught pancake spotting you
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white


v



I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.


good battle, thought karp got it tho

[Dominate]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white
dope^

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Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.


close... thought AK had the lotb and probably his quotes were a littler harder overall than Swerve's... but swerve's non-quotes were better though - karp was too simple/statementish in a lot of lines for me... although I wasn't really feeling barbershop quartet or Swerve's closer to be fair... if those had been OK I might have edged to him... as is I'll go with Karp

Another close battle


v/ Karp

[Cashius]

Piss poor, have your back, letter turn

Vs.

Block, hijab, Albino

This was pretty dope. I think I was feeling pats non quotables a bit more.

Ima go with Pat.

[Sharp]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him



Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.


close, but i thought pat's best was better and liked his nonquoted lines a little more. can see either guy getting but i think swerve got it

v/patrick

[Beyond]

I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
Good personal, but too statementish for my liking. Multi was off, too.
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
This is cool, though, I liked my flip better.
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
This is kind of funny, decent personal.
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
Good personal, like the wording.
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
Good nameplay, but you should of just kept it Stay. Slightly forced, otherwise.
Stop acting like you’re street and catchin bodies too
Last time I rolled up to your set I caught pancake spotting you
This is good.
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white
Great namepaly closer, LotB.

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Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
Good opener, fuck LeFraud.
Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
Decent personal.
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
Cool shit.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
Good wordplay.
And it’s surprising you don’t sing blockhead, while I floor vets,
Cause everytime you go to get a haircut, they offer you barbershop quartets.
Not feeling.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.
Good nameplay.
And against me, you’re striking out given at all you queer,
When your version of fingerfood is chewing those to the knub this year.
Good closer.


Hmm, really close battle. Don't know who to vote for. I thought Karp had LotB, but Swerve may have been more consistent. Could go either way. Eh, idk. With Karp's verse, there were little minor things that I wasn't liking about his lines but concepts weren't bad. With Swerve's verse, I either thought it was good or wasn't feeling it. Very close. I really don't know who to vote for. Both have pretty much same amount of personals, too. Wow. I guess I can give it to Swerve for being more consistent creative. Idk. Letter isn't exactly fresh, just nitpicking now. Thought Hijab was pretty fresh. Coin toss, but going Pat for no reason at all. Fuck mandatory voting. Props to both.

/v patrick

[Philly]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white

Pat stay and pancake spotting were kinda funny/cool.
The intro was cool for what it was...not too creative or complex though, obviously.
Piss poor was dope, back avy & spinal disease were both comedy. Sajack was nice.

vs.


Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.

Monstrous block may have been the line of the battle. That shit was dope.
I liked the late arm action too, and Albino was a creative play, nice.
The burial site was cool, closer was aight. Didn't really feel the quartet much.

I also didn't like Hijab...because that's not how you'd say it.
and I think someone already used it but did the right play with it before.
Regardless, I thought Pat's verse was pretty nice still.
Karp edged him, having more consistency...little more hardhitting.

Nice battle Gs, very close one...sorry Pat

V/ Karp

[Atomic]

I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
ok.
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
decent.
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
lmao
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
played concept, cool flip.
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
hah, dece
Stop acting like you’re street and catchin bodies too
Last time I rolled up to your set I caught pancake spotting you
lmao, k
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white
dope, lotb

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Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
dece
Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
meh
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
rofl, simple but cool
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
nice w/p
And it’s surprising you don’t sing blockhead, while I floor vets,
Cause everytime you go to get a haircut, they offer you barbershop quartets.
roflllllllll
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.
al buy no meals? forced wording, meh
And against me, you’re striking out given at all you queer,
When your version of fingerfood is chewing those to the knub this year.
heh, dece

battle was literally close as fuck. alvin had lotb, but a lot of his bars were average to me, where as patrick had like 3/4 bars i really liked. gonna edge this one to patrick but honestly it could have gone either way.. sick battle guys.

v/ patrick

[~RustyGunZ~]

4-4 Tied

First to 7 by 2 wins

[Joe Metts]

I liked karps sajack line, opener and striktas feet. Worse i ever seen him come tho lol no offense just is the truth.

Pat had opener, hijab, quartet and albino was dece. Pat came pretty good

Idk i think pat came way fresher. Al kinda had some lazy wordplays and some back jokes lol i got pat here.


V/Pat

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white

opener is super statement but I just liked it idk why haha, flowed well. piss poor was cool on about the same level as the other one this round. masaii's avatar okay nothing fierce. got your back was better. I used a better pat stay line, yours was alright. rolled up eh. sajack was fireeee. overall pretty mediocre though, some soft hits and some that didn't quite make it but the closer was fresh, posible LOTB we will see..

vs

Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
And it’s surprising you don’t sing blockhead, while I floor vets,
Cause everytime you go to get a haircut, they offer you barbershop quartets.
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.


opener alright, some humor. burial site i thought was awful. late arm okay. hijab cool. haircut rofls. albino was a cool nameplay. closer was weak.

got pat in quotes. karp had lotb with sajack, albino was a cool nameplay as well and overall pat was a bit more consistent. both were just consistent nothing to crazy here.

v/pat

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white

first 3 I quoted were fire...
I had a piss pour line too but I ditched it...

Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway construction.
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.


Splitter line hit hard, so did the highway line...

This was close but I think Karp got this with one more quotable...

Vote- AK...

Bye...

[God Of War]

You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white


vs.


Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.

i thought karp was in form here, the strikta line was g a sufck rofl

karp had lotb and consistency i got to give it to jarpis

v/karpis

[Strikta]

I’m comin to repeat this, check the resume nothin but sweetness
I champed the NBL 2x in its prime, you champed it once at its weakest
...Cool open
You done hit your peak now everything you spit is weak
Your style’s so piss poor it’s floating in the shower next to strikta’s feet
...Nice
Your hunchback insecurities have me raising an eyebrow
Shit I bet $100 you’re staring at masaii’s avatar right now
...Simple, but I lol'd
I keep a tight circle and I always know who’s riding for me
If I ever have your back, I better be 89yrs old with a spinal disease
...lol
You idolize king of the dot and try to get closer to them
Go visit where Pay stays, his room is covered with posters of him
...u misspelled Pat but this was decent
Stop acting like you’re street and catchin bodies too
Last time I rolled up to your set I caught pancake spotting you
...Ok
David blaine ya chick, have her servin tricks to every man at night
& yall won't hear Pat sajack when I letter turn like vanna white
...Damn, dope close

Vs.

Your heads the butt of pure jokes, and you aint kidding me brother,
That shit’s such a monsterous block that thiago splitter still hasn’t recovered
...Decent open
Your native girl keeps wanting the D cause you’re failing to function,
So I hit her up and defile her sacred burial site worse than highway
construction.
...Niice
I call her to the whip for quick hits and that nookie I tend to rape,
Then she reaches down and gives me late arm action that no pitcher can emulate.
...Cool
In a boxing match, I’m known to jab with rights and bound to coast,
The only way that Hijab with rights is if Muslim women were allowed to vote.
...This was kinda ill
And it’s surprising you don’t sing blockhead, while I floor vets,
Cause everytime you go to get a haircut, they offer you barbershop quartets.
...Ok
This dude can’t afford food, malnourished fighting me is reckless,
It’s just a fact that Albino meals while I eat pale fucks like him for breakfast.
...Cool
And against me, you’re striking out given at all you queer,
When your version of fingerfood is chewing those to the knub this year.
...Ok closer

Another close battle. Sheesh. Both of u were consistent as fuck here. Not many misses at all. It took a couple reads for me to determine a winner, & that's Al. Swerve was dope too but it may be just personal preference for me.. Al's wording was more fresh imo. That Sajack line was flames(lotb)... as well as Swerve's Hijab/Muslim rights line. This could go either way.. & No Swerve, this ain't a hate vote homie.

Vote- Alvin Karpis

[Wise Wiggles]

piss poor, spinal disease, letter turn

vs

splitter, albino

close. both had misses. Alvin seemed more on point tho.

v- karp