03-18-2018, 09:54 AM | #21 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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POst your wife, then talk shit fam.
Otherwise remain on the sideline. You were too shook to post something, wonder why LOL. Her teeth probably rotted out her head or you fucking with bitches that look like Lars in drag. |
03-18-2018, 09:56 AM | #22 |
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What language y’all speak there?
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03-18-2018, 09:56 AM | #23 |
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It involves the lips a lot. I’d leave it alone...
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03-18-2018, 10:03 AM | #24 |
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Not everyone can have glossy holm at home like you.
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03-18-2018, 10:05 AM | #25 |
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Exactly, dodge the fact of you shook of posting YOUR wife and keep screaming from the nose bleeds, faggot.
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03-18-2018, 10:08 AM | #26 |
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I'm happy with my choices.
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03-18-2018, 10:11 AM | #27 | |
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Well sir. As for ur question about philly italians. Lmfao. Ta man. They can be brutal. But most of the time its just her way of being what she thinks is funny or playful. Philly folk have a different mind set man. Brought upndifferently. Idk. About the private schools. But if u roll through the public philly school system ur coming out like this girl lmao. I would fuck her and be done man. Just stop answering. I guarantee she can fuck being an italian philly chick. Ive had my share and they were fucking great. Goddamn the sexiest broad i ever ducked was named carlina from philly. Holy fuck she was bad. My other italian girl at the time walked in on us fucking btw. Her name was gina. She left without making a acene surprisingly. But we of cpurse broke up. Whatever. Carlina was that shit
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03-18-2018, 10:14 AM | #28 |
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^^^^^
if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family: -Greet with 'hey, how you doin' ' -Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy' -Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell' -Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut' -Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out) -Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you) IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you |
03-18-2018, 10:17 AM | #29 | |
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She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.
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03-18-2018, 10:19 AM | #30 | |
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03-18-2018, 10:20 AM | #31 |
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Good response aero i actually really like this
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03-18-2018, 11:31 AM | #32 |
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she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.
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03-18-2018, 11:40 AM | #33 | |
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03-18-2018, 11:45 AM | #34 |
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Nah ur just a philly guy if i remeber haha, She was awkward to deal with reach 16 missed text message today befor ei replied
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03-18-2018, 11:48 AM | #35 |
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jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.
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03-18-2018, 11:53 AM | #36 |
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03-18-2018, 11:55 AM | #37 |
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03-18-2018, 12:09 PM | #38 |
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Id think allen is from camden yea if its 15 mins away from philly?
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03-18-2018, 12:15 PM | #39 |
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Camdem right over the bridge.
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