2TRIPPLE0 VS BARCOTIC - BARCOTIC WINS!

sral · 02-24-2018, 10:18 AM

Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!

Barcotic · 02-24-2018, 05:18 PM

word

2tripple0 · 02-25-2018, 09:23 AM

here

Barcotic · 02-26-2018, 06:30 PM

@2tripple0

dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird
aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her
gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh
no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up
looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate
funny how there's a border in the pic..
...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place
listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy
its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time
n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see
roses are red, violets are blue...
yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece

10

2tripple0 · 02-27-2018, 03:28 PM

Right

this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly
that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby
and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty
but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen
man this girl aint nothing impressive really
first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy
I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though
cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho
i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are
i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar...

Nick James · 02-27-2018, 03:46 PM

n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see
roses are red, violets are blue...yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece
looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate
funny how there's a border in the pic.....when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place
gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh
no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up

vs

I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though
cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles the size of this ho

mark this day, I think 2crip mighta dropped a quote lol. barc shitted on that pic tho.. I definitly got a cuple laughs. his girl looks like she culd be his sister tho.. I mean yall look alike. must be a canadian thing

vote - barc

Joe Boston · 02-27-2018, 06:48 PM

Barc

dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird
aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her
Lmao good flip if hes a white dude

gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh
no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up
Setup was iffy triple x was just ok

looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate
funny how there's a border in the pic..
...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place
Damn rofl

listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy
its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time
Little reach for me here

n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see
roses are red, violets are blue...
yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece
Nah

Triple

this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly
that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby
Idk corny but made me laugh a bit cuz its true

and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty
but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen
Lmao

man this girl aint nothing impressive really
first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy
Nah too simple

I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though
cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho
Lol

i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are
i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar...
Nah

Well i thought triple two opening bars gave me a laugh simple but was reference towards the pic i just wished he put more of a creative twist on them. Barc had 3 quotes as well but overall his were more polished and creative. The border line hit hard lotb did it for me. White sqaure was cool.

V/Barcotic more creative flips in reference to picture the two he had just were displayed better as far as the wordplay went.

Saint · 02-27-2018, 08:23 PM

Barc took it but this was prob the best read i've seen from 2trip.
But yea he came too simple, if ur using that style u need to be gd @ funny or harsh jokes. & it was just bland. 13 shit was aight, needs more development.

Barcotic:
dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird
aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her
looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate
funny how there's a border in the pic..
...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place

& the triple ex one.

V -- Barc

Geno · 02-27-2018, 09:59 PM

Lmao. Barc hhad

Oh my god hahaha..white squares. Tripple x's. Goblin mask on a turd slayed me before the punch even hit hahahaha. I can barely type.thsis shit lmmfaooo
Awee fuck.

Tripp.did have the 13 years old.line imo. Thought that was a dope stab at being a predator hahaha

Vote barc

dull boy · 02-28-2018, 12:17 AM

Vote - Barcotic

sral · 02-28-2018, 04:31 AM

lmao greatest 2Tripple0 verse EVER to be real

girl looks thirteen was almost quite worthy, crabby was cool too IMO

Barc killed it though with that triple exes ish

thanks for showing guys!

El Muffin · 03-01-2018, 07:28 AM

dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird
aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her
(Seen alot of this approach .. Kind of predictable . find it weird that I think this is played . it shouldn't be but to me it is?)
gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh
no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up
(Haha)
looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate
funny how there's a border in the pic..
...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place
(Okay)
listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy
its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time
(Actually works . love the tie in)
n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see
roses are red, violets are blue...
yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece
(Nah)

I've heard exodus pronounced like it looks and ex a diss so I'm fucking with it . lotb thus far

Triple

Default

Right

this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly
that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby
(Not much of a diss calling him crabby(
and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty
but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen
(Yeah kinda)
man this girl aint nothing impressive really
first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy
(Probably)
I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though
cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho
(Ehhh k)
i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are
i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar...
(Tiny bitches are the best bro )

V Barc

Tripple tried tho good shit fam

sral · 03-01-2018, 08:03 AM

Barc wins and advances!

02-24-2018, 10:18 AM	#1
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,253 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	2TRIPPLE0 VS BARCOTIC - BARCOTIC WINS! Waddup, NCG's! President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course! I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP! The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned. If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

02-24-2018, 05:18 PM	#2
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	word Last edited by Barcotic; 02-26-2018 at 12:15 PM.

02-25-2018, 09:23 AM	#3
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	here __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

02-26-2018, 06:30 PM	#4
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	@2tripple0 dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate funny how there's a border in the pic.. ...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see roses are red, violets are blue... yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece 10 Last edited by Barcotic; 02-27-2018 at 02:44 PM.

02-27-2018, 03:28 PM	#5
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	Right this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen man this girl aint nothing impressive really first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar... __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

02-27-2018, 03:46 PM	#6
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see roses are red, violets are blue...yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate funny how there's a border in the pic.....when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up vs I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles the size of this ho mark this day, I think 2crip mighta dropped a quote lol. barc shitted on that pic tho.. I definitly got a cuple laughs. his girl looks like she culd be his sister tho.. I mean yall look alike. must be a canadian thing vote - barc

02-27-2018, 06:48 PM	#7
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	Barc dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her Lmao good flip if hes a white dude gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up Setup was iffy triple x was just ok looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate funny how there's a border in the pic.. ...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place Damn rofl listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time Little reach for me here n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see roses are red, violets are blue... yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece Nah Triple this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby Idk corny but made me laugh a bit cuz its true and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen Lmao man this girl aint nothing impressive really first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy Nah too simple I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho Lol i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar... Nah Well i thought triple two opening bars gave me a laugh simple but was reference towards the pic i just wished he put more of a creative twist on them. Barc had 3 quotes as well but overall his were more polished and creative. The border line hit hard lotb did it for me. White sqaure was cool. V/Barcotic more creative flips in reference to picture the two he had just were displayed better as far as the wordplay went.

02-27-2018, 08:23 PM	#8
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,186 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Barc took it but this was prob the best read i've seen from 2trip. But yea he came too simple, if ur using that style u need to be gd @ funny or harsh jokes. & it was just bland. 13 shit was aight, needs more development. Barcotic: dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate funny how there's a border in the pic.. ...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place & the triple ex one. V -- Barc

02-27-2018, 09:59 PM	#9
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,325 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Lmao. Barc hhad Oh my god hahaha..white squares. Tripple x's. Goblin mask on a turd slayed me before the punch even hit hahahaha. I can barely type.thsis shit lmmfaooo Awee fuck. Tripp.did have the 13 years old.line imo. Thought that was a dope stab at being a predator hahaha Vote barc __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est* Last edited by Geno; 02-28-2018 at 10:52 PM.

02-28-2018, 12:17 AM	#10
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Vote - Barcotic

02-28-2018, 04:31 AM	#11
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,253 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	lmao greatest 2Tripple0 verse EVER to be real girl looks thirteen was almost quite worthy, crabby was cool too IMO Barc killed it though with that triple exes ish thanks for showing guys! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

03-01-2018, 07:28 AM	#12
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	dude, face it. that slu's heinous. a huge, graceless bird aint seen a white square around such an ugly bitch since U dated her (Seen alot of this approach .. Kind of predictable . find it weird that I think this is played . it shouldn't be but to me it is?) gross mf. save ur previous hoes for under the sheets, bruh no one wants to see any tripple exes unless it's clothes to cover the beast up (Haha) looks like someone took a mask of a goblin & tossed it on a turd, mate funny how there's a border in the pic.. ...when they shouldnt have let her cross one in the first place (Okay) listen. ur taste in women is almost criminal, guy its easy to give ur Exodus when she dresses as if she's from a biblical time (Actually works . love the tie in) n i aint even gon front. poetry's for suckers but uh, lets see roses are red, violets are blue... yall can figure out the rest of the colors from her head piece (Nah) I've heard exodus pronounced like it looks and ex a diss so I'm fucking with it . lotb thus far Triple Default Right this girl right here wants me to lose this so badly that tattoo on her leg must be obvious barcotic is crabby (Not much of a diss calling him crabby( and that jeep behind ya girl looks mad dirty but your girl doesn't she only looks about thirteen (Yeah kinda) man this girl aint nothing impressive really first time barcotic got with her I'm guessing it was easy (Probably) I really ain't got much to say about your homegirl though cause theres so little in this pic it almost resembles this size of this ho (Ehhh k) i mean just look how short she is and how small her feet are i mean how you get with a girl so tiny it's embarassing bar... (Tiny bitches are the best bro ) V Barc Tripple tried tho good shit fam __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 03-01-2018 at 07:32 AM.

03-01-2018, 08:03 AM	#13
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,253 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	Barc wins and advances! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)